An Ying Zhi Ren

Sha Shou's words had me paused for a second. "But I thought that Earth, and therefore humans, hadn't been exposed to this section of the galaxy," I said in confusion. "And what does that have to do with sexual compatibility?"

"I've been doing a bit of research," explained Sha Shou with a smug tone in her voice. "And while humans are not mentioned by name, nor is your planet, the Thuzirusians have sent out a notice that they have found a bipedal species that is sexually compatible with over 95% of the other species found within the universe."

"I am almost scared to ask what you mean by that," I said with a sigh, realizing that I might not want to make a deal with the Thuzirusians after all.

"I mean, that humans, and I am making an inference here, are able to procreate with any other specie. Isn't that fantastic?"

Clearly my helmet and I had different definitions of what fantastic meant.