I walked into the kitchen yawning and stretched. I turned on the television.
The news pops on as I open the fridge to prepare myself something for breakfast.
NEWS:
A woman news reporter is standing in front of a grassy hill with a large hole on top.
She speaks into the microphone, “This is a news bulletin from your favorite news channel of choice N37. We have just been informed about a cave that collapsed no more than thirty minutes ago. We are with a witness right now who has claimed to have heard some sort of a commotion with a woman's voice through the ground just before it collapsed."
She turns to her side and holds the microphone to a woman's mouth while asking, "Miss, can you tell us in detail what you heard?”
The woman clears her throat and speaks, “Um yes. I was walking through the grass over there and then I heard a woman scream. The next thing I knew, I almost fell into a sinkhole. As soon as I was at a safe distance, I called 911.”