Destroy the Country With Matches

T/N: the title of the chapter is an idiom for stirring up trouble for the sake of the country

Makoto entered a deep dream.

He who had not slept for a week in a row was extremely energized, and it would have been difficult to fall asleep. But a lot of things were about a single blow, then another, then three.

He had messed with two small countries in a row before and fought with Nagato, so his morale was originally high. Even after another battle with Yagura, who was a perfect Jinchuuriki, he was still in high spirits.

But Obito inexplicably came to such a hand touched...

Makoto really wanted to think for ten days and ten nights but could not understand why, having reached this level, he would still choose to give up.

Under normal circumstances, the emotions are here, is not the first fight to say?

As for what else is right and wrong, shouldn't it be all finished and then pay attention to it?

However, Brother 'Bito just moistened, not even meeting with him once.

Then Makoto lost his temper.

As soon as he lost his momentum, he could no longer support himself.

His exhausted body directly ignored his own will, allowing him to get a baby-like sleep like an electrocuted Elder Brother.

Then... he had that strange dream again.

It was still those two old goblins, those two old goblins were still beating him up.

Only this time, there were quite a few more eaters in the fight.

Some Makoto recognized and some Makoto did not.

The group of people who knew had the Shodaime who was cheering for him, the Nidaime who could not see the emotions of the perpetually dead face, and Minato who was kissing Kushina... Minato you son of a bitch, looking at me getting beaten up here, and you didn't even come over to help!

Decided, I will go turn Sasuke into a girl this time!

Probably because Makoto's eyes were too vicious, Minato ended his conversation with Kushina and turned back, along with Kushina, and started cheering Makoto on.

...Hmph, this is more or less the same.

In addition to these three Hokages, there are several familiar faces ... To be precise, it is Makoto who knows them, and they should not know Makoto.

Because that was the first three generations of Mizukage.

The Shodaime Mizukage Byakuren, the Nidaime Mizukage Hozuki Gengetsu, and the Sandaime Mizukage... They seemed to be arguing about something, but Makoto couldn't hear them...

These were the ones Makoto recognized, and those he didn't...

"Being distracted in battle is always a big no-no, didn't your teacher tell you that!"

Before Makoto could react, he was grabbed by an old goblin and delivered a vicious Tombstone Headbutt.

Makoto's dream began to slowly dissipate.

Just as this would-be dream was waking up, he heard two old goblins muttering something.

"Don't be too harsh, to be able to demolish more than two hundred moves against you is already impressive for that age."

"But..."

"He doesn't have a Byakugan, it can't be helped, inevitably he can't utilize the full power of the Gentle Fis ... Then again, isn't there another Byakugan on the moon?"

"...Did you say that eye..."

The dream negligence dissipated, and then the first thing that appeared on the tip of Makoto's nose was an incomparably familiar woman's dark fragrance.

As well as a burst of equally incomparably familiar smoothness... was his wife's thighs.

Today also wore white silk.

As Makoto opened his eyes, what appeared in front of him was indeed the quiet and peaceful face of Nono.

At this moment, the two of them were in a dark room, with only a ray of sunlight seeping in from outside. This dim sunlight fell onto Nonoyu's body, making her look like a redeemed nun who could not help but repent.

"Actually, I know the Dark Angel's little secret ... but it's already fine because the Lion King has returned. -

"Ah, and then there's the thing about the fish..."

Makoto started babbling again.

Nono showed a helpless and spoiled expression.

-If someone suddenly started babbling nonsense, it would definitely be taken as a loss of heart by the others. But Makoto didn't have that problem because he would say flirty and weird things every day.

The people around him got used to hearing it.

If one day Makoto was really serious and didn't smile, then... things would be really big.

Take the past week for example.

Nono had always known that Makoto loved cute things. If conditions permitted, he would choose to be lazy until the end of time.

But since he was Hokage, it was inevitable that he would have to do something he had to do.

Nono extended her palm and interlocked her fingers with Makoto.

It wasn't easy to fall in love with Hokage because he always had too much hidden in his mind. But at the very least, she knew that in this moment, he had her in his heart.

After ten minutes of the two of them being mushy, Nono started talking about business.

It s not that Nono didn t want to get tired of his lover for a little longer, but... she knew that he was curious to know what had happened outside during his lethargy.

Makoto hadn't suffered any injuries in the battle, after all, the only ones who had taken a beating were Yagura and Reibi. He was young after all, and recovered after sufficient rest.

But there was something outside...

"You've been sleeping for three whole days."

"You fainted shortly after finishing your fight with the Mizukage, which caused a slight ripple. But fortunately, Sandaime-sama was prepared and quickly took control of the scene and no other accidents occurred."

"After joint identification by Tsunade-sama and the medical ninjas carried by Kiri itself, the previous Mizukage was indeed under control. The good thing is that he has now been released from control by your beating, and is now in the Konoha Hospital in the process of recuperating."

"In addition... there was a rebellion in the Kirigakure. Terumi Mei, in conjunction with the other Mizukage factions, initiated a purge in the village and managed to take control of the situation. Now she has come towards Konoha and wants to ask Yagura to return to the mountain. Those senior ninja who came with Yagura this time are emotionally unstable, as none of them are from the Mizukage faction... But under the joint mediation of the Third Generation-sama, the Kazekage-sama, and the Tsuchikage-sama, they don't dare to directly fire and merge... "

Makoto fainted for three days, and a lot really happened.

In terms of the Imperial Trial Combination itself, of course, the Land of Water Daimyo was pissed off - Yagura had lost really fast, and even an outsider could see that the gap between Hokage and Mizukage was huge.

Makoto rarely shows his full strength in front of outsiders, which makes many people have a wrong prediction of Makoto's true strength...

The Land of Water Daimyo could care less about the Mizukage's death, but he definitely couldn't accept that he had been slapped in the face like that.

Before, when Yagura hadn't been able to get off the field, they could still explain with a hard head. Now that even Yagura had lost, and had lost so badly, the Land of Water Daimyo's eyes really wanted to eat people... Where was this hit Yagura, it was clearly his face.

Although Yagura was forcibly transferred by him, the Land of Water Daimyo didn't care about this.

Yagura would definitely be in his shoes when he returned.

But this was not a big problem, after all, after this mess, Yagura definitely couldn't continue to be the Mizukage, and it was kind of a debt.

Other than that, the people of the Land of Fire and Konoha were happy with the results. While the others were... Makoto pulled out the Box of Ultimate Bliss, which was already excessive, and took out Reibi to use it as well...

The ninjas are emotionally stable, after all, most of the ninjas nowadays are super practical combat faction, as long as they can practically solve the enemy, even if you use the big truck recluse as well as the nuclear bomb recluse, they have no problem with it.

You have no defense?

That's your specialty.

There's no such thing as foul play on the battlefield.

If Yagura could use Sanbi, why couldn't Makoto use Reibi?

The ones who really had an opinion were actually people from other countries... Luckily, the organizer was Konoha, love it or hate it.

Makoto went through it quickly in his head, quickly combing through it to find the part that interested him the most.

"Wasn't Terumi Mei imprisoned? How did you stage the coup? Who helped her?"

"Supposedly it was Momochi Zabuza who for some reason was restless and could never sleep. So he started wandering around and ended up running into Terumi Mei who had just escaped from her cage and was powerless... Then Momochi Zabuza helped her out."

This whole thing is really just outrageous mother opening the door to outrageous, outrageous to the core.

Who the hell can't sleep and would run to jail.

And it's amazing that Zabuza would help Terumi Mei... Well, the guy does seem to be anti-Bloody Kiri faction.

Momochi Zabuza's fierce reputation came in large part from the Bloody Kiri policy - even people from the outer villages knew that there was a ruthless man who took out all of his classmates when he graduated.

But judging by the guy's later behavior, he wasn't actually in favor of the Bloody Kiri.

He had started a rebellion against Yagura for it in the canon.

Before he died, he even shed tears because of Haku... He said he didn't care, but in his heart, he still longed for a companion.

Bloody Kiri actually from the Sandaime of Mizukage that will have, this world line of Yagura because of various considerations, once stopped the Bloody Kiri. But because of the intervention of Obito, it was reopened again.

While the crowd hated it, they were also a bit puzzled... Since everything was a matter of Borther 'Bito, there seemed to be no need to continue targeting Yagura?

After all, this guy was actually a victim as well.

Makoto doesn't know what the exact details are like in there, but anyway, the result is that not only did Zabuza not kill Terumi Mei, who had just run out, but he chose to help her instead.

Brother 'Bito was probably trying to make trouble, so when Yagura traveled, the ones left behind in the village were basically the Mizukage faction. And these people, naturally, became Terumi Mei's best help.

As for Kisame... he chose to hang on.

But at that time in the Kiri was originally the Mizukage faction power, he hangs up is equivalent to the two do not want to help in the Nobita and Goad fight - seems to be neutral, but the actual situation is, you do not help Nobita, is equivalent to helping Goda...

Makoto felt that this coup was unusually bizarre, no matter how you think about it, it is not logical.

But it was just so accomplished.

As for where in the end Brother 'Bito went, why he abandoned the plan that was close to taking shape, and the whole person disappeared... No one knows.

It couldn't be helped, he could still plant spies at Nagato's place, but there was really nothing he could do at Obito's place.

He couldn't turn on the Black Zetsu, could he?

A mother control like the Black Zetsu didn't have any weaknesses and couldn't possibly cooperate.

There were so many problems at one time that Makoto couldn't think of a way to separate them. He pondered for a long time and finally chose to give up.

"No matter what... I'll go see Yagura first."

According to Makoto's previous agreement with Terumi Mei, if he rescued her and preserved the Mizukage faction, then she would be willing to unite with Makoto.

But the current situation...

In fact, without Makoto, Terumi Mei had succeeded there.

If we really let Terumi Mei continue with the execution, the only problem might just be that he couldn't keep Yagura.

Now, although Makoto saved Yagura and helped Terumi Mei reach the best possible outcome, but the agreement between the two of them... How the hell should this be counted?

Makoto felt that he needed to talk to Yagura.

... ...

At Nono's insistence, Makoto got into a wheelchair and was pushed by her to the front of Yagura's intensive care unit.

Yagura was seriously injured - Makoto's kick was not easy to take. After Tendo Pain took it, his discs protruded from his waist.

But it would be impossible to say that one kick would kill Yagura...

When Makoto and Nono entered the intensive care ward together, they saw a poor Yagura wearing a hospital gown, with his eyes rolled back in his head and his mouth spitting out his soul.

"...Even if he's a Mizukage, there's no need to be so abusive, right?"

"We didn't abuse him." The Mizukage's current look was so comical that even Nono couldn't help but laugh, "It's the fact that as soon as he came in, he turned into this appearance."

So that was it.

It looks like the guy really took a hit this time... But if you think about it, not many people can survive when they run into Obito.

His own honor is okay, but Yagura is shameless anyway.

But Kiri was screwed up like this, as the Mizukage what was he supposed to do?

The internal factions are divided, the finances that were not easy to get up are having major problems, and the most crucial thing is that the window period... has also been missed Some things can only be done at a specific time. If this time period is not to do it, in the future, not to say that there is no more opportunity, the difficulty will inevitably rise greatly.

Unfortunately, Kiri does not have the financial strength of Konoha like this, simply can not be capricious.

Really difficult.

...Luckily it wasn't me.

Makoto signaled Nono to push himself forward, then pinched and squeezed the soul that Yagura had spit out and shoved it back in.

"Hey, Yagura, wake up! Pretty girl, swordsman, here with the meat!"

Yagura didn't respond.

It looked like Obito's prolonged control was still having an effect on his mind and soul.

-Yagura in the original work, after being saved, seems to have died young without any disease.

Indeed, it's something Obito did.

It didn't matter to him if Yagura died or lived anyway.

Makoto thought for a moment and changed his words again.

"Hahahaha, Kiri's stock dropped again!"

-Boing!

Only Yagura let out a mournful cry and bounced straight up from the hospital bed. He hadn't even looked at what was in front of him before he started shedding tears.

"O successive generations of Mizukage, take me away..."

"Death is easy, but not now." MAkoto seized the opportunity and picked up the fake shota, "Yakura, it's me, wake up!"

Yagura, who was stuck in a state of confusion, then slowly recovered.

"Oh, it's you..."

Makoto put Yagura down and gave him some time to recover before he continued to ask.

"Yagura, what's going on with you? How did you get controlled?"

"Uh, that... day, I went out to the village for inspection, and then Sanbi suddenly said that Kyuubi was doing a backflip. I looked back, and then... when I woke up again, I was already in the arena."

"Kyuubi can backflip? Why don't you say your cat can backflip?"

"My cat does know how to do that, if you're free, let's go watch it together?"

...Yagura doesn't want to say it even if it's true, this guy left the village without an escort, so I guess he's secretly doing something again.

Makoto and Yagura's logic of action is a bit similar, knowing that he does not want to say, he also simply did not ask.

Regardless of how the process actually went, the enemy was Obito anyway, and the two just needed to be sure of this matter.

It's just that right now, Obito that guy don't know where they've moistened to, and the mess still needs to be solved...

"Godaime, what do you think Kiri should do now?"

"What else is there to do? You bow and retire, then find someone to step up as the new Mizukage."

Yagura had to retreat this time.

No one could protect him.

Because this time Yagura had really offended and damaged many people. This was definitely not something that could be muddled through with a private Marseille, and only by retiring in stealth could the anger of the victims be slightly calmed - like a certain fiery Land of Water daimyo.

As a daimyo, he was humiliated by the control of the Mizukage.

Doesn't that make Land of Water look weak.

"The words of the new Mizukage... new Mizukage..."

Yagura bitterly ignored the injuries on his body and scratched his hair.

"My intention was to choose Terumi Mei, but if we go on stage now... she doesn't have enough prestige... do me a favor, do me a favor."

"No."

Makoto inclined his face.

"Do a favor."

"She said that she wanted to unite Kiri with me, but she herself completed the coup. You know me, I'm the most reasonable of all. If I didn't save her, I didn't fulfill my promise, so how can I unite with Kiri?"

Speaking of this, Yagura's head was also big.

From a personal perspective, Yagura truly wanted to praise Terumi Mei.

After all, she did do this thing beautifully.

Turning the impossible into possible, he hadn't looked at the wrong person.

But from the perspective of the Mizukage... the five great hidden villages are of the same language and race, and now that the times have changed, it is the phase of the division of the long time will be united, it is really pointless to continue to confront Konoha, it would be better to save the strength, as a way to advance, in order to seek a greater interest...

The Kazekage even his own daughter are willing to give up, they Kiri what can not give up?

There is no dynasty in the world that will never die, and there is no great nation that will always be prominent...

Yagura was also getting a headache the more he thought about it.

"This matter... How about this, you do another favor and help her to pass this hurdle first. The little girl is thin-skinned and can't accept this kind of favor, so she might be willing."

If it was someone else's words, maybe it was true.

But Terumi Mei's words... she was willing to remain unmarried for the rest of her life in the original work.

Makoto thought for a while, then used his blood to create a set of purple gauze and handed it to Yagura.

"...What is this?"

"Women's clothing."

"What are you giving it to me for?"

"Right now Kiri is in a state of panic and is not suitable for any political reforms, so it's better to make money and lubricate each other's relations... You're the perfect size to COS as Jeanne d'Arc, you'll be a big hit."

Numerous tic-tac-toe mark began to appear on Yagura's brain.

He didn't know who Jeanne d'Arc was, but he at least recognized that it was a female costume.

"I'm male!"

"It's just that a male COS as Jeanne d'Arc would be right. A girl would be no fun."

"Makoto, you go to hell twice! Coral Palm!"

Under Nono's helpless gaze, the two Kages made a mess like idiots again.

From a long time ago, Nono had noticed an aura of kindness flowing from Makoto's body.

This kind of kindness that emanated from the depths of his soul made it easy for him to become friends with other people - even though Makoto never did anything human.

After enlivening the atmosphere for a while, and finally keeping Yagura from being as nervous as before, Makoto spoke of his new money-making gateway.

"Don't tug, don't tug, my waist... Yagura you bastard... hiss... selling matches! Matches will definitely make money!"

"...Matches?"

Yagura, who had been beaten to a pig's head, finally stopped.

"This stuff can make money? You're lying to me?"