Yoyo's Bizzare Adventure (2025 April Fools)

"Gotcha." Yoru nodded. "I'll he-"

"Yoru Hoshino." The hitwoman's words stopped on her tongue.

She turned toward where her name was called from, eyebrows turning upwards when she spotted exactly who called her name.

"Hoohh?" The assassin's lips curled into a wry smile. "So, you are here too, Ai."

"You dare show your face after all these years?" Ai's eyes narrowed in fury.

"It's a hospital." Yoru spread her arms wide. "Anyone can seek treatment here, myself included."

"And besides, what are you doing in a hospital all the way out in the boonies?" The suit-wearing teen tilted her head. "Do you have something to hide from your fans?"

"I want to ask you the same thing." The idol snapped her pointer finger to her twin sister. "You're wearing some pretty expensive clothes, so what are you doing in a hospital in the middle of nowhere?"

"I don't have to answer that." The Wick replied.

"Then I don't have to either." The entertainer began to walk toward Yoru.

"Oh?" The hitwoman's expression turned into one of amusement. "You're approaching me?"

"I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer." Ai responded.

"That's cute." A gun that looked like a mishmash of a revolver and a semi-automatic pistol materialized in the assassin's hand. "I don't have to."

"DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP!" The idol shouted as her twin raised the muzzle of her gun toward her.

A pink and purple humanoid with long fox-like ears materialized behind her. Frills accentuated its wrists and sparkles billowed off its pink skirt.

BANG*

Yoru pulled her handgun's trigger and let loose a bullet at her younger sibling.

"IDOLLLLL!" D4C cried as it shot its hand forward to intercept the bullet.

"That's my stand, Emperor!" Ai's eyes widened when the projectile narrowly weaved past the stand's fingers. "I can control every minute detail of the bullet's movement!"

"You cannot hope to stop it, Ai!" The assassin gloated as the bullet impacted her sister's forehead. "Your stand has overextended itself! I WIN!"

The entertainer's head snapped backward and she crumpled to the floor like a marionette with cut strings.

Yoru let out a satisfied sigh and let Emperor disappear from hand. But a sudden tap on her shoulder made her stomach drop.

"IDOLLLL!" A pink fist slammed into the older twin's face.

CRASH*

The sharply-dressed teen was sent careening into the hospital's many chairs.

"Ack…" The hitwoman let out a wet cough. "Wha… how?"

"This is my stand, D4C." Ai began to stalk toward her fallen sister. "It's a close ranged stand with above-average speed and power, but its ability is what makes it powerful."

"So long as I'm flattened between two objects, I can traverse parallel worlds." The entertainer grabbed onto her sister's wrist to pull her up from the pile of destroyed chairs. "When your bullet impacted my forehead, I bent my head a hundred and eighty degrees. So for an instant, I'm being 'flattened' by the kinetic energy of the bullet and thus, was pressed against the ground."

"I used D4C to travel to an alternate universe where I was behind your current position." The violet-haired girl continued. "And transposed that position to our current reality."

"... What?" Yoru breathed out in confusion.

"Yoru-chan." Ai looked into her sister's eyes. "You cannot escape my beating of justice. Face your punishment for not contacting me for ten years!"

"IDOL!" D4C sunk its fist into the hitwoman's stomach. "IDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOLIDOL-"

"IDOL!" With one last punch, Yoru was sent flying into the hospital's entrance.

Thuck*

The doors burst open from the force and she was sent sprawling onto the clinic's concrete walkway.

Ai dismissed her stand and examined her elder sibling's downed form. The assassin twitched before she lifted her hand up in the air, curling four of her fingers together to give her sister a thumbs up.

"Hmmph." The idol crossed her arms together and pouted. "Stupid Yoru-chan."