Waking up as a witch

When Jiang Cha woke up, he opened his eyes, he didn't know smallpox... How is it black silk?

"?"

Her dull brain that slowly turned on slowly typed a question mark, and her brown eyes were full of puzzlement.

Although she has no memory of her own life, basic common sense is still imprinted in her mind, and now, a patient with amnesia in general theory opens his eyes and sees a pair of black silk beautiful legs riding on his waist is obviously not in common sense.

The gaze lifted slightly.

'This sun is so white, no, this ceiling is so big.' '

Unconsciously sighed in the bottom of his heart, Jiang Cha's gaze stayed on the headlights for a moment before continuing upward, and followed the woman's white gooseneck to see the astringent face that was green and faintly mature.

The woman painted a slightly bizarre makeup, the thick black eye image is smoky and like a witch, mysterious and full of style, quite exotic, bright lip color like a flame straight to the heart.

'Well, the ball area moved. '

The corner of the woman's mouth smiled slightly, and her fingers tapped Zhu's lips, as if it was temptation, and it seemed to be an invitation, but Jiang Cha looked at her quietly as if she had experienced a hundred battles, without the slightest shyness.

"Excuse me... You are? "

He was a little surprised by his body's subconscious reaction, but Jiang Cha still straightened his mind and asked.

What is it like for a person who is self-aware, has universal common sense, and knows how to aestheticize to listen to his own voice for the first time? To be honest, it was very strange, Jiang Cha didn't even have the slightest sense of belonging to this sound, if she could not clearly feel the vibration of the vocal cords and clearly know that this voice was made by herself, she would even think that this person was hiding in a corner she didn't know who was dubbing her.

But it is true, and there is still a little hoarseness in the voice, but it can already be heard as a very holy and pure voice, like a devout nun singing a hymn.

"I'm your lover!"

The woman's voice is also very good, like a demagogic witch, and if you want to describe it, it should be flycatcher, which has sweet dense water but is fatally dangerous.

"Huh?"

Although the memory loss, but the body's instinct is still there, Jiang Cha, who feels that the brain is too clear, can obviously feel a strange feeling from this woman, as if he has never seen it before, which is very strange, because in terms of common sense, a patient should open his eyes and see a very close person or a doctor or nurse, definitely not the strange woman riding on the patient in front of him.

Jiang Cha, who had just woken up, chose to trust his intuition and secretly raised his attention, but his expression was still confused and uneasy.

"So, who am I?"

She remembers her name, but only by name.

"You are Jiang Cha, who lost his memory in an accident before and has been lying in bed for a week."

'A week, have I been lying down for so long?' '

The girl asked herself silently in her mind, trying to find the answer from the last common sense left in her head, but got two completely different answers.

One is that common sense tells her that a person who has been in a coma in bed for a week will never be as powerful as himself, as if he can kill a three-headed dragon with one punch.

One is that the brain tells her, yes, you've been lying down for seven days, five hours, forty-eight minutes and thirty-four seconds.

"So, what's your name?"

There was too little information, and Jiang Cha could only try to ask for some useful information from the mouth of the woman in front of him.

"Hehe, don't care about these details now, you've made me wait for a week... My lover. "

But the woman leaned down and clings tightly to Jiang Cha's body, and Zhu's lips spit out hot breath on the girl's lips, and the whole room was immediately filled with the smell of hormones.

'Denial, not hormones, it's smoke computer accessories. '

'Huh? '

The mechanical voice that suddenly appeared in her heart startled Jiang Cha, but when she listened carefully, she found that it was her own voice, but it was inorganic and emotionless, and almost no one could connect the two voices together in the first time.

'Based on the available information, the error rate is less than 0.01 percent. '

So, why do I have smell information about computer accessories? '

The speed of communication in his heart was extremely fast, and Jiang Cha understood what this voice was all about in an instant.

Simply put, during the coma, she somehow awakened superpowers, and could unconsciously collect information around her and integrate it with information deep in her brain.

After being in a coma for a whole week, it was also because the information collection efficiency was too high, taking up too much calculation, and the brain automatically fell into sleep.

Otherwise, she should only be in a coma for three days.

But knowing this useful information, Jiang Cha had to be more careful about this woman whose breathing gradually became rapid.

Although judging by her current behavior...

'Just gluttony? '

The newborn Jiang Cha obviously didn't know how to solve this scene, and he was a little at a loss for a while.

Fortunately, the people who broke the ice appeared.

"Helen! You roll off my junior's body for me! "

A one-meter-six girl with medium-long black hair and definitely with fake breasts in Jiang Cha's experience kicked open the door and dragged the plump woman known as Helen to the ground like a chicken boy.

"Sinan, I just want to enhance my relationship with our newcomer, and I won't do anything else."

Helen was carried by Si Nan, her feet skillfully clamped around her waist, and she said helplessly.

"You don't need to be in bed or computer accessories to build a relationship with your sister!"

Si Nan skillfully felt a small pink bottle from Helen's body, the blue light on her body flashed, and she directly crushed it, and then ripped the woman off her body, carrying Helen in a circle like a lead ball.

Jiang Cha looked at Si Nan dumbfounded, a delicate little girl, and threw Helen, a plump woman with a height of 170+ and a weight of more than <> pounds, out of the window and flew high.

Just, swoosh-~!

"Well, by common sense, I should be dreaming." '

Jiang Cha, who thought so, lay back on the quilt with peace of mind, and covered himself with a quilt very well-behaved.

'No, after three rounds of strengthening, the brain is currently in excellent condition and does not need sleep. '

The inorganic voice reappeared, ruthlessly shattering Jiang Cha's illusion.

"Is it true that there are no normal people who can become witches..."

Si Nan looked at Jiang Chafu, who was lying back with a peaceful expression, and sighed helplessly, before stepping forward and jerking the quilt.

"Get up, junior! This is not a dream! "

Grabbed the Bian Jiang tea and was thrown into the air together with the people.

At this time, Jiang Cha's brain was blank.

At the moment when she thought she was going to hit the back of her head and fall out of a concussion, a blue light appeared from her body and lit up the room, and her brain began to work with all her strength.

In an instant, she felt that she could now perfectly manipulate every muscle in her body, the world in her eyes seemed to turn on bullet time became extremely slow, and she could even hum a song in her heart before adjusting her landing position.

At this moment, Jiang Cha realized.

She has surpassed humans.