prologue

                                        Bitch chat

Bitch: Yo, you read "I regressed as the major villain in my own novel"?

You: Nah, bro, I'm good from that. It's too generic and has no logic.

Why would anyone want to support a "cool kid" who sits quietly thinking that he owns the entire world and writes his most fantasy idea behind a computer, then releases the piece of crap to the public for fun without

expecting it to go viral, only for it to go viral.

Bitch: Geez, alright, I understand.

You: No, you don't. Why the fuck did it gain popularity instead of a book that accurately describes morals and has an actual plot with 3D characters? It can even draw your imagination out of the box with the storyline. When another author writes a book like this, it flops massively compared to a no-brainer piece of shitstory and characters.

                                [You have been blocked by Bitch.]

                               [Calling Bitch]

                               [Called picked up]

You: Broo, why did you block me?

Bitch: What else am I supposed to do? You were going to spam me with paragraphs about the good author vs. the lucky author.

You: Bitch, you provoked me, knowing what I was going to do...

You: Why are you surprised? 

Boom 

"What the fuck, why did my house sudde--"