Using Your Hands

er second sister, Sakura, laughed and said that it was a man's disease, how old is your man?

That Xiao Lian is not stupid, she is very shrewd, she reacted immediately and spoke for more than ten minutes.

That Sakura said it was still normal.

...

The two stopped for a while, and then Wang Dasheng went out to find something to eat. That Xiaolian pulled a small quilt to cover her jade-like body.

Suddenly he thought of Chen Chu, a half-baby.

Her second sister said that when a man is most capable, he is a half-grown man, seventeen or eighteen years old, and he is like a newborn calf at that time.

That thing is also so hard that it can poke a hole in a brick wall.

Xiao Lian didn't believe that she could break through the brick wall, but at least it could make her feel comfortable.

Moreover, when Chen Chu came to drink just now, the kid didn't smell of sweat at all, and his big neck was white and clean.

Xiaolian couldn't help but quietly put her hands between her legs, and touched them through the quilt, imagining Chen Chu's appearance in her mind. Can't help but have some feelings.

...

In fact, Chen Chu didn't go very far when he saw Wang Dasheng coming back with a hoe on his shoulder.

He was really afraid that Xiaolian would tell what happened just now.

Some thieves hide in the back windows of other people's houses and eavesdrop.

Although he is not tall and a bit thin, old man Zhang taught him two sets of boxing, and his movements are still very nimble.

There was not much sound when it landed, and the sky was a bit dark, so it was difficult for others to find him hiding there.

And he heard everything that happened in the house.

Including the voices of the two officers doing things, the bang bang below him became hard.

Chen Chu wanted to see what the two of them were like when they were working, mainly to see Xiao Lian's body after taking off her white stockings.

In a hurry, he was like an ant on a hot pot, and he turned around a few times but couldn't find a place.

Suddenly saw some gaps above the curtains. There is no block.

Chen Chu was already familiar with peeping Liu Cui peeing from the window. At this moment, I also climbed up the window of someone's house and looked inside.

But when the two of them finished their work, they saw Xiaolian lying on the kang by herself.

Showing two white legs and white shoulders.

"Huh? No?" Chen Chu wanted to masturbate when he saw Xiaolian's exposed part, but saw that Xiaolian's place covered by the quilt was shaking.

Listen carefully, there seems to be a sound coming out, and Xiao Lian raised her chin from time to time, as if she was enjoying it.

This reminded him of Liu Cui in the bathroom during the day.

"Then Xiaolian is picking too?" Chen Chu's head buzzed, and the bottom became hard again.

Xia Tian is full of screen windows, the voice came out intermittently, at first it was a little unclear, but the next two words sounded like Chen Chu.

Chen Chu hurriedly listened carefully. Although Xiaolian groaned in a suppressed manner, she still looked like Chen Chu... Isn't she calling herself?

At this time, the door of the inner room slammed.

Wang Dasheng came in with his rice bowl.

Chen Chu immediately jumped out of the window and ran away with the jug in hand.

My mind is in a mess now, so I have to tell old man Zhang what I saw. Ask him well.

"Bastard boy! It takes a long time to make a drink! Damn it!"

As soon as Chen Chu came back, old man Zhang scolded him.

"Old guy, you think it's too late to drink by yourself, and I'm not willing to serve you!" Chen Chu handed over the jug.

The old man grabbed it, unscrewed the black bottle cap, and took a big gulp directly at the plastic jug.

It seemed to be very enjoyable, Chen Chu grinned straight from watching.

"Fucking Wang Xiaoyan, how much water has been added to this wine!" Old man Zhang cursed, and drank again.

Wang Xiaoyan is Wang Dasheng's father, he is very mean, so his nickname is Wang Xiaoyan.

"Brat, let me ask you, you've been drinking for a long time, did you fall in love with the daughter-in-law of the old Wang's family? That girl's butt is round, but not big enough, and she will definitely give birth to a girl in the future. Also, that daughter-in-law Liu Yemei, the tip of her eyebrows is drooping, she will definitely give her a man a cuckold in the future..."

Old man Zhang took another sip of wine as he spoke, and followed suit.

Chen Chu heard this. Just got together.

"Old guy, how do you know? Well, tell me about it."

"Cut!" Old man Zhang gave him a blank look.

"You kid, after you're done with the shit, you don't even learn those things I teach you. Once you hear me say what's wrong with women, you get excited. You're so fucking like Laozi. Why don't you treat me like a godson. "

"Say it first!" Chen Chu looked at him anxiously.

Old man Zhang wanted to adopt him as his godson more than once, and he got used to it after talking about it many times.

"Let me tell you, a woman is a chick, look at her eyebrows, let me tell you, Xiaolian will definitely steal a man behind her back, do you believe it?"

"Old guy, do you know what a person looks like from the shape of their eyebrows?" Chen Chu didn't believe it.

"Then if I go to steal that little lotus, do you think I can steal it?" Chen Chu asked again.

"You steal? You can't!"

"Why can't I? When I climbed up the window of her house just now, I saw that Xiaolian was covering her crotch with her hands, kneading, and calling my name in a low voice!"

"I puff!" Old man Zhang spit out the wine, coughing and coughing.

"You fucking bastard, can you stop saying that while I'm drinking! That Xiao Lian really has no eyesight, she doesn't call me by my name, she calls you...cough cough..."

Wait for old man Zhang to finish coughing. Chen Chu asked again.

"Old man, did that woman produce something too? Today I peeked at Aunt Liu Cui peeing. She was lying in the toilet, touching the bottom, digging in again, then rubbing, and water came out of it. The water It's still very sticky, what do you think it is?"

"Don't brag, you kid! That woman Liu Cui is very nice, can she take it off for you to see? Can she pick it in front of you?"

Chen Chu told the story of these days.

Finally, he said: "Because they all went to the circus today, Aunt Liu Cui thought there was no one, so she picked it up. I also saw Pan Feng and Xu Guozhong from our village going together..."

Old man Zhang cursed loudly.

"This fucking Xu Guozhong, on the surface, is prudish. He always comes to trouble me and ask me to move. This time, he will pretend to be a kid again. I will make this matter known to the whole village. Look at his vice villager. I can't do it long enough."

Old man Zhang took another sip of wine, patted Chen Chu's head and said, "Good boy, you did a good job, come on, I will give you a set of drunken punches, you watch carefully..."

Chen Chu covered his eyes and yelled.

"Don't watch, don't watch, I'll watch if you teach me how to steal that little lotus, if you don't teach me how to steal women, I won't watch!"

Old man Zhang was happy. He drank a lot of wine and started talking crazy again.

"I used to not teach people how much money they gave me, but now I am desperate to teach people how to punch, and I have to teach people how to steal women. Haha, what the hell is wrong with this world."

"Okay! Boy, as long as you learn how to be a drunken fairy today, I will teach you how to steal women, and I guarantee that you can put that little lotus to sleep."

"Okay, okay!" Chen Chu heard that Xiaolian could sleep. Don't talk about asking him to learn how to be drunk, even if you ask him to kick his father's ass, he will do it.

But after kicking him, he will definitely be beaten violently.

Old man Zhang also started to fight at this time.

"Lv Dongbin's power to lift a pot when drunk is great, Uncle Cao toasts and locks his throat, Zhang Guo's drunken step throws cups and kicks in a row; Tieguai Li Xuan is really drunk when he hits his elbow and knee; He Shan raised a toast and broke his waist! Han Xiangzi grabbed his wrists and hit his chest to get drunk and played the flute;

"The Drunken Eight Immortals originally came from the folk, and they have strong practicality. The advantage of the 'Drunken Eight Immortals' is that they contain boxing techniques in their drunken form. It seems that they are drunk but not drunk. They use their drunkenness and drunkenness to confuse the opponent with the 'prince of boxing'. There is no boxing, the meaning is not intended, and there is no boxing is the true meaning' as its purpose, so that the drunkenness is hidden in the method and the method is drunk, the body is drunk but the mind is drunk, the step is drunk but the heart is not drunk. The tips of the drunken eight immortals It is required to move from left to right, erratic whereabouts, body shape like madness, footwork moving from side to side, fist technique combined with strength and softness, fast and flexible like an ape, and defeat the opponent with lightning speed. Striking, dodging every blow, taking advantage of the gap, pointing east and west..."

While explaining, old man Zhang played quickly at first, and then slowed down.

The essentials of every action are explained very carefully.

When he punched, Chen Chu also watched carefully from the side.

Old man Zhang sighed.

This kid really doesn't know whether it is a blessing, a good thing, or a disaster for women.

Because Chen Chu has already followed the gourd painting, and he is in a good shape.

Using stealing other people's wives as bait, old man Zhang began to point out again.

"Give me a good fight, give me a good practice, you only have to practice well before you can steal other people's wives, even if they block the door and you can't escape, you still have to beat him, why don't you embarrass me more? "

...

It has been more than four hours since I practiced from blackout to eleven o'clock.

This seemingly simple Drunken Eight Immortals is basically qualified first.

Chen Chulei's arms and legs were sore.

"Old guy, I've almost finished my practice, tell me how to steal it, and, what's that woman's vagina, you haven't told me yet?"

Old man Zhang smiled.

"You bastard, don't underestimate these simple movements. You can make a name for yourself without a ten-year or eight-year foundation. But my old man will not break his promise. Let me tell you a trick to deal with women first." ."

Chen Chu was sore all over just now, but when he heard this, his eyes immediately lit up.

"What? Tell me!"

Old man Zhang looked around, then lowered his voice and said: "There are several types of women, some are born sloppy, and some are born with a cleanliness. Didn't you say that Xiao Lian likes to wear white stockings? Then she is The kind with a cleanliness..."

Chen Chu interrupted and asked, "What is cleanliness?"

"Stupid! Where did you go to school? You don't even know about cleanliness? Cleanliness is a clean butt. Got it!?"

Chen Chu nodded.

Then old man Zhang said again.

"I think that Xiaolian's butt must be very clean. We wipe it with newspaper after we go to the toilet. Xiaolian has to wipe it with a paper towel and wash it after wiping. Do you understand, so you should clean it up for me at ordinary times. The elders in the countryside don't care about this, you young man can't do it, buy another bottle of perfume, spray it on, then Xiao Lian will definitely like it..."