Chapter 7

Ugh, my head is killing me." groaned Tsunade with an ice pack on her head.

"Well you did drink a lot Nii-san." Fuka sighed. "But tell me, was Naruto-kun's cum tasty?"

"Wah? What the hell are you yacking about?" she groaned with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh for Pete sake. You came in here and talked about milking Naruto-kun's cum!" She said with a tick mark. 'Damn her and her drunken memory loss flashes!'

"So spill it!" Tayuya glared. "Did you or did you not fucking milk Naruto-kun's dick?!"

"Keep yelling one more time brat and I'll personally spank you in public like I use to!" growled Tsunade.

That stopped the redhead cold as Miina walked over to Tsunade.

"Was….Was it good?"

Tsunade blinked and looked at Kushina. "Kushina, why is your youngest daughter asking something like that?"

"Um...you see-"

"Nii-san, Naruko-chan, Tayuya-chan, Miina-chan, and myself are lovers to Naruto-kun." Spoke Mei while Fuka glared at her.

"And me, don't forget nii-san!"

"You are not part of the relationship, Miina don't ask that so carelessly, and it's true Tsunade."

Tsunade looked generally shocked at that and was currently freaking out in her mind. 'What the hell!'

"And apparently someone was so drunk she didn't know she blew her own nephew. Care to explain that?" Mei raised an eyebrow.

"Um…...damn I can't remember what happened last night!" She said while trying to figure out what happened that night. "All I remember was a fire and a bottle of sake. And that's it."

"Naruto, please tell us what happened." groaned Kushina. "And if ANYONE saw you."

"Well you see…"

(Flashback)

Naruto was chuckling and wiping some tears from his eyes as he headed down a side street. That and feeling a bit embarrassed since he got himself covered in pink exploding paint from said prank.

But as he slowly calmed down, he spotted some smoke nearby. He ran towards the smoke and saw a blazing inferno consuming a large house. Oh and it was raging out of control!

"Fuck shitting hell!" Yelled a voice in despair and rage.

He blinked and rushed over to see a woman flailing around in front of the flames.

"Damn it all!" She yelled in hate. "Why did that fucking air conditioner explode like that!"

"Wait a second….Obaa-chan?!" he called out in surprise and confusion.

She turned, face red with rage and tears, and looked at him. "Gaki? What the hell are you doing here?! And why are you pink as a pig?"

"What's going on? Is that your home on fire?!"

"It is." She said with a depressed look. "Everything's gone. My clothes, my valuables, everything!"

"But what happened?"

"I don't know!" She yelled. "It just happened!"

Naruto pulled his phone out and quickly dialed in the emergency number for the fire department.

Tsunade looked at the fire with a sad expression that was not apart of her usual attitude. "I can't believe this happened to me."

"Obaa-chan. The fire department will be here as fast as they can."

"Fine, whatever." spoke Tsunade sitting down while she just watched the flames with a sigh. "Maybe I should have just gone to work today instead of taking the day off."

Naruto walked over and patted her back. "I'm sorry, I know this can be hard."

"Yes." She said while turning around and hugged him. "But why does this happen to me?!"

Naruto hugged her back while scowling at the fire. As the fire trucks pulled in and started to drench the inferno, Tsunade looked at him with tears.

"What'll I do gaki?" She asked Naruto. "I'm basically homeless!"

'Think, what's something that usually makes her happy?' He thought before thinking of the only thing that came to mind. "Um, Baa-chan. Want to have a drink of booze to drown your sorrows?"

This got her attention. "Really? You would treat me with booze?"

"Sure, even if it'll help a little bit." He said before getting pulled by the arm as Tsunade walked off. "Hey? What the?"

"Don't look so shocked. I'm just bringing you to my favorite bar, The Inu."

'I've got a bad feeling about this.'

(Much later at The Inu)

"Ha ha! Another round for me!" Laughed Tsunade, now drunk as a chicken without a head, as she finished her one hundred mug of booze.

'How is her liver still working?'

"Now this is fun!" She laughed before looking at Naruto with a shit eating grin. "I see you look like Minato today, Naruto-kun."

"Well my mom does say I'm looking more and more like him every day."

"Mmm," she looked at him while her chest became exposed a little. "Yep. You are just as cute as him. If only I was younger I would have married him. Ah ah!"

He sweatdrop. "Uh, that kinda would have made my mom pissed, don't ya think?"

"Sorry but she would have ran from me since I disciplined her one time as kids." She grinned. "Oh, good times. Good times of fucks."

'Wow, seeing those two go at it would be real scary.'

Tsunade then grabbed Naruto by the collar and dragged him into an alleyway. "Naruto-kun. Let's see your cock~"

"W-W-What?!" he exclaimed with a blush.

"You heard me gaki." She said while unzipping Naruto's pants. "I want to see your cock."

"Obaa-chan, you're drunk!" he cried out while pushing her back slightly. "W-We can't do that!"

"Why not? Didn't you ask me to marry you as a child?" She asked before pulling Naruto's pants down.

"I was a kid back then! And I...just can't!" he blushed while covering his groin.

Tsunade moved his hands away and smiled. "How cute. It's tiny and adorable."

"Hey!" he frowned.

"Now let's see how much cum this cock can produce." She said before rubbing the cock with her hand up and down. "And don't hold nothin back just cause I'm your aunt, got it?"

'Like I have a choice.' Naruto thought while his cock started to get bigger from the rubbing.

"My my. You really like this don't you Naruto-kun~" she purred seeing the cock was well over double it's size now. She then moved her head towards the tip and started licking it.

"Gah!" he jumped from the sudden lick. He then felt his cock jerk a bit.

"Y-You know what? You gotta stop callin 'Obaa-chan', I mean I'm your hot as aunt for Kami sake!" she slurred. "You thinkin I'm some kinda granny?"

"N-No. You're um….sexy?" He said while trying to keep her from lashing out at him in a drunken rage, like the last time he called her fat. 'That hospital trip really was painful, especially in a body cast!'

"Damn straight I am! Heck, Jiraiya keeps tryin to fuck me, but I knock that pervert down with just one punch!" She laughed. "Heck even my husband, Dan, considered me a model. So stop calling me that and call me 'Tsunade-chan' or 'Tsunade-hime'."

"Um, alright….Tsunade-chan?"

She smiled before seeing the cock twitching. "Looks like you're ready to blow Naruto-kun."

'Damn it! I didn't expect her to get me to blow already.'

Tsunade placed her mouth over the cock as she felt the cum flowing into her mouth. 'Tastes like sake~'

Naruto panted as he felt the tongue slurping up the cum from his cock. "Fuck."

"Yum." She said after finishing the cum drinking. "I think I'm addicted to your cum Naruto-kun~" she then kissed the cock. "In fact, I feel like another dose already."

Naruto gulped before thinking something fast. "How about we um, visit kaa-san instead?"

"Mmmmm, nah." she grinned before sliding her mouth over his cock while making slurping sounds that could be heard throughout the alley.

But thankfully, no one was in the alley way since it was eleven at night.

'This is not going to end well.' Naruto thought while groaning as she bobbed her head up and down with vigor. He then felt his cock twitching again. 'Fuck not again!'

Tsunade noticed and reached to his balls to give them a firm grab. And as she gripped the balls, more cum then before poured into her mouth. 'Even better than the last time.'

"Gah!" groaned Naruto gripping the alley wall.

Tsunade grinned before continuing the cock milking.

-several hours later-

"Ah! Much better." Tsunade laughed as she finished the last of Naruto's cum. "You did well Naruto-kun."

Naruto panted and felt close to passing out as he leaned against the wall with his cock looking wrung out. He was then grabbed by Tsunade and placed him onto her shoulder. "Hey! What the heck?!"

"Oh don't be a wuss. I'm just bringing you to nii-san's house." She grinned. "Since you wouldn't want your own aunt living on the streets right?"

"Well of course not."

"Well then let's go darling." She laughed while walking out of the alley.

'Oh man, kaa-san's not gonna like what happened.'

(End of flashback)

"And that's what happened." Naruto concluded as Tsunade looked at him with a red face.

"You mean I….oh god!"

"You milked nii-san." Naruko grinned. "Kinky."

"Damn right bitch."

"Language!" spoke Kushina and Fuka with stern expressions.

"Sorry." Both said before Miina said something shocking.

"So, can I join you next time aunty Tsunade?"

"Kushina, please tell me your son didn't fuck my youngest niece."

"No." She said with a frown. "That was going to be after she became legal. After her birthday comes around."

"Then why the hell does she know what his sperm taste like and wants to join in next time?"

"Naruto-kin let Miina-chan lick his cum while we had sex." Naruko said.

Tsunade blinked and facepalmed. "I'm already dreading how long it's gonna be before one of you ends up knocked up."

"I say ten weeks." Fuka grinned. "Especially after I take first dibs on him today."

"Mom! That was my idea!" Tayuya said with wide eyes. "You stole my idea!"

"Wait, say what?" blushed Naruto.

"Oh right you weren't here." Naruko sighed. "Well apparently, she likes you and when Miina-chan told her, she nearly strangled me for 'stealing her love' and the like."

"Shut up bitch!"

"Make me!"

"How about I rip your chest off!" She growled in rage. "Maybe Naruto-kun would find me more interesting after I fucking rip those tits off with my bare hands!"

"Uh, no I wouldn't." sweatdropped Naruto.

"Oh," she said while looking to the side. "Sorry….Naruto-kun." 'You're lucky bitch!'

"That brings up a good point." Kushina glared at Fuka. "Whoever said you were getting first dibs. Me and Naruto started a relationship, so you can take a long number at the end of the line cause I'm not allowing it!"

Fuka sighed while internally grinning at the idea in her head. "I understand. But who knows, there might be a 'mole' in this house."

Kushina scowled at Fuka. "I'd really think about that, because letting Mei blackmail us into going on a date is one thing, but if you try that right in front of me, well I guess I'll have to get my hands dirty."

"Try me." She glared as they started to butt heads.

"You breathe one word, our whole family gets dirt all over them, that includes Tayuya."

She stopped her glare at the mention of Tayuya. 'She's right, if I snitch then Tayuya will be treated like trash.' "Fine, you win this time, but know this, even if you try to keep family members from at least having an outing with your son, then you will be making everyone an enemy. And trust me on this, the family ties are very strong when you push them away like strangers."

"Well since you're so cocky in this, then you can tell everyone here just why you're trying to get with my son."

Fuka sighed before looking at the family members. "I like Naruto-kun because he is handsome, kind and always thoughtful of me and Tayuya. Even when my late husband died four years ago, he was there to help us deal with that lose. And over time, I fell for him."

"Clarify." Spoke Kushina with a frown.

Fuka sighed as she recounted the events of four years past.

(Flashback)

Fuka sniffled while sitting on her couch as she constantly wiped the tears from her eyes. She just came back from visiting the tomb of her husband, died from cancer to the brain, and she was feeling like the world has no meaning at all.

Tayuya was up in her room sobbing into her pillow to try and muffle her crying. 'Dad, why did you have to go?!'

As for Fuka, she continued to cry as a blond haired boy walked into the room, also wearing black as a sign of respect, and sat next to her.

"I'm sorry Fuka-san." spoke Naruto with a somber tone.

She sniffled as she looked at him with tears in her eyes. "It's...alright…."

He reached over and rubbed her back while she cried harder into her tissue.

"Why did….he die." She cried. "Why?! Why?!"

Naruto rubbed more gently against her back as she continued to cry tears of despair and loss. "I'm sorry Fuka-san, I really wish I could have helped."

Fuka moved her head towards Naruto and said. "I know, but….with him gone, what is life worth?"

"Don't talk like that. You still have us, your daughter, your whole family is there for you two."

"Yeah right." She said, the grief affecting her better judgment. "How many times have you visited us, two, four times every few years. Face it, no one's there for me."

"That's not true and you know it."

She sniffled before saying something that shook Naruto to the core. "Maybe it would be better if I die. I could see him again."

"Don't even say that!" he cried out while making her face him. "What would Tayuya say if she heard you say that?"

She looked at him with sadness as Naruto continued.

"She would say that you left her. Tayuya needs you to be there. And does dying making things better? NO! It just leaves everyone that cares for you hurting forever!" He looked her in the eyes. "Do you want that. Do you want to leave your daughter, your family, your own nephew with that pain?!"

She looked down and shook her head with more tears pouring down her cheeks.

"Then live." Naruto said. "Live and move on from this. Please, for Tayuya's sake."

Fuka felt the warm, concerning voice that emanated from Naruto's mouth as she felt, lighter, more accepting of the death of her husband, and touched by his concern and kindness.

"And I don't wanna sound like a know-it-all, but maybe you and Tayuya should cry together."

"That...would be nice." She said while standing up. "But, Naruto, I think it would be nice if you helped comfort she as well."

"As long as I'm here, I'll do what I can." he spoke standing up.

"Thank you." She said with a small smile. 'Thank you, Naruto-kun.'

Both headed upstairs while Fuka let out a giggle. "It's funny, I can remember a time when your own dad comforted me like you. You've really grown up into a fine young man."

"Um thanks." He said with a light blush. 'That was random.'

"Just be careful, talk like that around the right girls and you might get a fan club." she lightly joked.

"Um, I will keep that in mind Fuka-san." he replied with a sweatdrop.

(End flashback)

"And that was how Naruto-kun planted the seeds of love inside me." Fuka said while most of the girls, Tayuya included, cried a little at the story. "And even when I went on dates or flirted with other guys, I'd always end up remembering him."

"That…." Naruko said with a lone tear. "Was so romantic." 'Naruto-kun is really something.'

"I agree with the bitch." Sniffled Tayuya while rubbing her sleeve against her eyes.

"Language!" spoke Kushina, Fuka, and Mei at the same time.

"Sorry."

"So." Fuka said to Kushina. "Is that enough reason to like your son?"

"Yes, but that doesn't suddenly mean you can just get with him whenever you say so."

Fuka pouted. "How cruel Nee-san. I just wanted to have equal dating rights. You had dates with Naruto-kun, but neither me or Tayuya had any with him. It's only fair!"

"First off, me and Naruto haven't had any dates in public. Mei already had one before me, so be mad at her. Second, my son, my home, my choice."

Fuka looked at Mei with a glare. 'Damn you nee-san!'

"So you can forget any dates with MY son, because he'll be taking me out on one."

"Fine, but." She grinned while holding Naruto's arm against her breasts. "Let's make it a double date."

"No." spoke Kushina without hesitation.

"Come on." Tsunade said with her patience wearing thin. "Just agree on something. We don't have all day!"

"Tsunade, last time I checked, you weren't involved with this and are just a guest, so kindly, shut. The. Hell. Up." spoke Kushina in a cold tone.

"Are you threatening me?" She said with a colder tone while emitting a dark fiery aura. "You have guts little sister."

"And you're still able to keep moving even when you have a drinking problem."

"Hey hey hey!" Naruto called out while trying to defuse the tension. "Break it up! Can't we just get along?"

"Maybe if these two knew some self control, we wouldn't be having this problem."

"I have self control!" Both women yelled at the redhead.

"You could fool me."

Naruto sighed. "Look, I did promise kaa-san a date, and I'm gonna take her out on one, but maybe we can cooperate on something."

"Like what Naruto-kun?" Asked Fuka.

"Yeah gaki. What do you have in mind?" Tsunade asked while glaring at Kushina.

"I take my kaa-san out on a date, and do something nice for the two of you."

"At the same time or separately?" Both asked with interest.

"Separate."

Both thought about it before nodding in agreement.

"Alright. We can wait."

"Plus I need to drink something to get the taste of cum out of my mouth." Tsunade said while walking to the kitchen. "Hey, Kushina, do you have any booze?"

"No, so deal with water."

"That will work." She called out while the sink turned on. "Have fun with Naruto-kun."

"So….where do you wanna go kaa-san?" he asked his mom.

"Maybe the theater? I heard there's a new romance movie out right now."

"That sounds pretty good."

Kushina smiled before hearing a voice from the kitchen.

"Have fun you two, don't fuck in the theater." Tsunade joked while the two mentioned people blushed.

"Shut up!" they called back with embarrassment.

"Alright. Yeesh. You two are shy for being lovers." She said as the two walked out the door embarrassed and blushing red.

'Hmm, technically they can still have their date, but if I just discreetly tag along, it won't be the same.' Fuka thought before sneaking away from the room and walked out the back door.

(Outside the theater)

'This is it, my first real date with Naruto-kun.' Thought Kushina with a smile. 'And the best part, no one's going to ruin this day.'

"So kaa-san, want me to grab us some snacks?" asked Naruto in a whisper.

"Sure, thank you Naruto-kun." She whispered back. 'I just hope no one sees us and finds out we're on a date.'

As they made it inside the theater, Fuka walked a few steps behind them while making sure they didn't see her.

'Hmm, I wonder what kind of movie they're gonna see.'

"Two tickets to The Maiden Knight please." Kushina said to the ticket booth.

"Good choice." Spoke the man behind the booth as he tallied up the total amount. "That will be $30.25."

Naruto fished the amount out before handing it to the man who handed them two tickets.

"Have a good time." The man said with a smile. "And for couples, the concession stand is fifty percent off."

Both blushed and walked away while relieved that they seemed like a couple to those who didn't know them.

"That was close." Whispered Kushina as they walked to the theater concession stand.

"Yeah, but what do we do if someone we know sees us?" Asked Naruto.

"We could say that they are mistaken and mistook us for someone else." She said as Fuka hid behind a movie billboard that looked like a large fox with bloody fangs with the title, Attack of the Demon Fox, under its paw in bright red.

'So that's your idea. Oh nee-san, you are so ridiculous.' She thought before noticing the two grabbing some popcorn and walking towards theater number 6. 'I better hurry.'

"Looks like the previews are almost done." spoke Naruto as the two of them walked down and took some seats on the left side.

"That's good." She chuckled as the movie started and the opening credits appeared with one name catching her eye. "Hey, isn't that your cousin, Honoka?"

"Huh?" Naruto looked and saw Honoka Uzumaki pop up. "Woah! No way!"

And he wasn't kidding as a woman with long red hair, dark blue eyes, and wearing a knight's armor suit with red and white colorization who was looking at the horizon as she watched an army of giants marching towards her. In the center of the army, a giant with a single eye held an ax in one hand and a man with black hair, red eyes, and wearing a king's armor with black and blue colorization.

"I will save you, my lord." Honoka said before charging at the army, sword drawn in hand, as a red armored knight army followed behind her. "For the king!"

Both of them started chowing on the popcorn while already intrigued by the film.

She hacked the first few giant's fingers as the archers shot arrows after arrows at the giants, causing some to fall to the grind with a crash. "Onward! Continue to fight! Make them regret spiriting away king Itachi!"

'This is really a good movie.' Fuka thought while sitting a few seats above the two. 'Who knew Tsunade's eldest child would become a movie star?'

"Man, who knew my own cousin would become an actress? How come we didn't hear about this?" questioned Naruto.

"Maybe she was caught up and forgot to tell us?" Kushina said as Honoka ran towards the center of the giant army.

"Face me giant king Asuma! Face the wrath of Honoka, the maiden knight!" She yelled while pointing her sword at the giant.

"Ahahah! You aren't worth my time. Now run along little girl, I have a king to squash."

Honoka growled at the jab before cutting the giant king's toe off.

"AHHHH!" The giant yelped while hopping on one foot as he accidentally dropped the king.

"Ooh, that's gotta hurt." winced Naruto.

"Agreed."

"AHHH-" the king screamed before being saved by Honoka, who caught him just in time. "...Lady Honoka? Is that you?"

She blushed and nodded. "I came with the army to save you my king."

"Wow, if they kiss, I'm definitely calling her to ask when's the wedding." snickered Kushina.

"Kaa-san." Naruto sweatdropped before seeing the giant king about to squash them with his foot.

"I will squash you both!" He yelled before getting hit by an arrow to the knee. "Gah! No! My weak point!"

Taking her chance Honoka put the king down, grabbed a crossbow from a fallen knight, and shot at the giant's eye.

"AHHAHA!" The giant screamed before going silent as the giant fell lifeless to the ground.

"Wow, now that's pretty cool." remarked Naruto.

"That's nothing. Fuka was a master marksmen in the army before she retired." Kushina said with a chuckle. "She could hit a moving target with just a handgun with blanks."

'It was a shotgun baka!' Fuka mentally growled as the movie cut to Honoka, now in a wedding dress, kissing the king himself in a spectacular church. 'Man, I'd look great in a wedding scene, knew I should have gone to school to be an actress when I had the chance.'

"I love you my lord."

"I love you too, Lady Honoka."

They kissed again as the credits rolled in the background.

"That was a good movie." Naruto said with a grin. "And Honoka-san's performance was great."

"I agree. I'm just stunned we haven't seen her in any other movie until now."

"Maybe she's new at this?"

"Maybe."

As they walked out of the theater, Fuka followed close behind them.

'Just make sure they are stuck in traffic on the way out then I will head back to the house, and they will be none the wiser.' she thought while seeing them get in the car. 'Ok, now. Let's get back to the house.'

(Later on)

"I have to say, that was a really good date Naruto-kun." Kushina smiled as the pulled up the drive away, with the car Fuka was using now parked near the mailbox like it was earlier. "And no one even noticed us."

"Yeah, but did it kinda feel like it went by real fast?"

"Must be your imagination." She chuckled while opening the door. "Now let's have some dinner then call….." She stopped as she saw a strand of red hair peaking out of the couch. "Um, is that Fuka?"

"Maybe."

As if on cue, Fuka walked in with a glass of water in her hand. "Hey, how was the movie?"

"Pretty good, saw my cousin in it, but uh...nevermind." Naruto shook his head.

"Ugh." The figure on the couch groaned as it moved slightly. "Stop yelling, I'm trying to sleep."

'Huh?'

The figure rose up to reveal a tired Honoka, in a black t-shirt and a white skirt, and she looked ready to fall asleep at any moment. "Really I'm jet lagged over here."

"H-Honoka-chan?" asked Kushina in surprise.

"It's me. And where's Naruto-kun?" She asked still trying to wake up. "Is he around or is he job hunting?"

"I'm right here." Naruto said as she woke up at that sound and smiled.

"Naruto-kun!" She grinned. "How's my second favorite cuz?"

"Fine, but what are you doing here? We just came back from watching one of your movies."

"Oh that." She growled before laying back down. "I'm here to get away from the acting business and an abusive boyfriend named Itachi."

"You mean Sasuke's brother?"

"No. A different one." Honoka sighed. "His last name is Morota. And he was an abusive jerk."

"And if I ever see his face, I'm gonna tear it off." spoke Tsunade walking in while drinking from a bottle of water.

"Thanks mom, but it's not necessary." She sighed. "He doesn't know I'm here and he has a bad sense of direction too so the likelihood of him finding me is zero percent."

"Don't worry, if he does find you, he'll just end up in a bad drunken accident." smirked her mom with a dark chuckle.

"Um….ok?" She said before remembering something. "Oh right, Naruto-kun. Is it true that you like sea salted ramen?"

"It's pretty good, why?"

"Oh I was just asking because I wanted to cook for you tonight." 'And I wanted to see if you like my cooking Naruto-kun.'

"Hold on, if you're feeling jet lagged, then don't worry about it. I'll handle the cooking." spoke Kushina.

"I'm fine." She said with renewed energy. "Heck I can cook a meal fit for a king if you want to."

"I insist."

"Please?" She asked nicely. "Just let me cook tonight. I won't ask for anything else."

"Well….alright, if you're sure."

Honoka smiled before getting up and running into the kitchen. "Thanks Aunty Kushina!"

"If I knew she took up cooking, I would have kept her home." Tsunade chuckled to herself.

"Maybe I should teach Tayuya some cooking." Fuka teased as they walked into the kitchen.