Chrysanthemum

Yu Yan instantly realized who this was.

It was the old ghost who bullied yang and changed yin.

The master of this place, old man Fu Yun!

Yu Yan still wanted to see what the old man Fu Yun looked like, but at this moment, the faint mist that floated in front of his eyes dissipated, and the branch that had green leaves withered suddenly, and then It collapsed inch by inch, turning into grayish brown powder.

In astonishment, Yu Yan's face changed drastically, he thought that old man Fu Yun had noticed that they were pepping on him, so he destroy the spying tools, but at this moment, Yu Yan heard Moonless' exclamation.

"Huh? How is the yin energy so heavy?"

Yu Yan looked over, only to see Moonless' obviously confused face, and was suddenly surprised.

This... doesn't seem to be what he guessed.

So, he asked: "Did old man Fu Yun find out that we were spying on him, so he interrupted our peeping?"

"Impossible, we haven't even seen his figure yet, so he shouldn't have senses it."

"If he can even detect this kind of method, then he must be a celestial immortal, and a very powerful one at that."

Moonless said with confidence, which almost made Yu Yan roll his eyes, he was completely speechless.

Such a strong man who has lived for more than a thousand years, and can even hide his death from the sky, Yu Yan would only be surprised if he wasn't a celestial immortal.

Yu Yan didn't want to burst the cat's confidence, bubble so he kept silent and continued his recitation.

...

An hour later

[Strange vellus hair: Corresponding to one of the 36 heavenly changes.

Water has no shape, so people have no shape.

If there is no change in the sky, and then fate will not be prosperous.

According to the number of heavenly changes, there are thirty-six strange hairs, this is one of them.

(I'm using "heavenly" instead of sky because is sounds much cooler, but I mean sky)

This hair corresponds to change in the clouds fog!

However, due to some unknown power, and mortal air contamination, it lost its divinity, and no longer has the power to let one ride the clouds and fog.

By offering your own energy and blood, you can prevent this hair from completely turning into a mortal thing, and gain the ability to climb clouds!]

After he silently recited the line "Moco Prajna Paramita" 10,000 times, a dim star suddenly appeared in front of him.   Very quietly, it seems that because of the particularity of the vellus hair, even Moonless who was nearby could not notice it.

The strange vellus hair seemed to be quite "hungry", as it immediately stuck itself on Yu Yan's body, and then it melted away.

In Yu Yan's heart, a very strange feeling came to him all of a sudden, it was like the omen in the dark, explaining the ability to climb clouds to him

Climbing the clouds, in Yu Yan's imagination, sould be a means of traveling thousands of miles in one day, on a cloud, but what he got was the literal ability to climb clouds.

As long as there are clouds in the sky, he can climb up, or climb down.

It seemed as though the strange hair had lost a lot of it's power before melting into Yu Yan's body, because he couldn't even walk on clouds, nor could he drive them to fly, otherwise he would fall off.

Well, if there was wind, and the clouds were moving naturally, he could hitch a ride and move with them.

'Climbing clouds is actually not moving clouds and flying into the sky, but actually climbing clouds... Isn't this too outrageous?'

Yu Yan's face was dull, thinking of the scene when he climbed clouds, although it was surprising and miraculous enough, he still felt a sense of indescribable heartache.

'Which immortal would crawl around on the clouds?'

'However, I should be content with obtaining such a supernatural ability with just a little effort!'

Yu Yan was still very happy.

As Moonless said before, it was not easy to gain the ability to fly.

Excluding those earth immortal who were born as birds, one has to become a heavenly immortal to gain the ability to fly!

And right now, he indirectly has the ability to fly in the sky, so what is there to be dissatisfied about?

Yu Yan withdrew his messy thoughts, then looked outside, and wanted to share the exciting news with his cat,

"Moonless guess what?"

But there was no sound in response.

Yu Yan looked over, and saw that the cat lay motionless on its stomach, with its back turned to him.

Cats have better hearing than dogs.

When you call a cat and the cat doesn't move, you are probably being ignored.

Yu Yan wondered if she was mad because he ignored it inorder to finish reciting faster.

Seeing Moonless play dead, Yu Yan teased,

"Although the poor monk likes to admire the moon among the flowers, the poor monk actually doesn't like to admire the chrysanthemums very much."

(chrysanthemum: a flower, also a euphemism for booty hole.

The author's title strictly means the flower)

Moonless was stunned, then she quickly realized what Yu Yan meant by this sentence.

After realizing the meaning, she became extremely ashamed and annoyed.

So she immediately turned around, made a leap, and rushed over to scratch Yu Yan.

Meow!——

'This monk is too dirty! Is he not embarrassed to say such things to a girl?'

Yu Yan looked at the pair of sharp claws coming towards him, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he quickly avoided it.

But he was not as fast as Moonless, so he got scratched.

"It hurts, it hurts! The poor monk made a mistake, please release your claws!"

Yu Yan hastily begged for mercy.

'This cat is so old, can't she not even take a joke?'

'Forget it, forget it, respect the old and love the young, '

'Moonless is almost 70 years old, I have to he respect the old and love the young!'

Moonless jumped away, and glanced at Yu Yan's face, she scratched it, but there was no claw mark, and sure enough, after eating that immortal food and drink, this monk has been completely reborn.

Although he is still a mortal, his muscles and bones are so hard that he already has signs of being invulnerable.

'The owner of this place is also polite.'

'It takes twelve years to raise the first-class immortal spirit chicken, and he gave me a whole one.'

'It was this monk who was too shameless grabbed food from a cat!'

'In the end I only ate half of it.'

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'What about the agreement that monks should not eat meat and drink wine?'

'After I go back, I must find a way to file a complaint!'

'Let the monks of Lan Xing Temple know that this stingy monk has broken the precepts'

Moonless, the cat that actually ate three quarter of the food, internally complained.

While she was thinking of spreading Yu Yan's deeds to the whole temple, Moonless seemed to remember something and was stunned for a while.

'It seems that compared with this monk, the bunch of bald heads in Lan Xing Temple are much worse when it comes to breaking the precepts...'

As no one will be wary of a cat that is often seen, she knows a lot of secret things that she shouldn't know.

For example, the current senior brother of Lan Xing Temple is actually a big idiot.

Even the certificate of becoming a monk was obtained through connections.

Moonless felt speachless again.

...

The end