Angry Rick, Angry System, Angry Everyone

Chapter - 83

Rick perched himself on the cliff's edge, a combo platter of disbelief and frustration etched all over his mug. He'd just seen a girl, either crazy brave or just plain loco, take a nosedive straight into those frothy, tumultuous waters down below.

Rick's jaw decided to stage a rebellion as he muttered to himself, "She could have at least stripped down before that wild dive. I might have caught a peek at those massive melons. Such a melon-wasting situation on a thick girl. Thick & thicc, man, that chick was the whole package..."" 

The cool breeze ruffled his hair as he pondered the mess he found himself in. Six million dollars were swirling down the proverbial toilet, and there was zilch he could do about it. He'd poured time, energy, and a hefty chunk of cash into whatever crazy scheme had led to this epic cliff dive. What a major league bummer.