THE MASSACRE
Hey, Haros.
*Haro Activates*
"Harooooo~~~~ Yes, master?"
Keep the ship safe and clean.
"Aye! Aye! Master!"
*boink* *boink*
…
I'm still not used to these balls. Hey, system, what the fuck kind of programming language you used on them? I'm really curious.
[…]
Fine. Just kidding.
[I KNOW, HOST]
Now, I don't. So, fuck you.
[…]
*MC looks at his right side, the pistol is holstered*
Good.
Good Feeling… Hmm hmmm hmmm~~~
*humming a song of Dat Pak – Stronger better faster longer*
*walks out of the ship*
*after 10 minutes*
It's time!
*rushed inside the ant hive cave entrance*
*dash*
*ants squirming towards MC*
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
*dash* *stop* *shoots*
….
*10 minutes passed*
Damn. I did that?
*looks at the hundreds of piles of dead ants*
Well… gotta' rush this or I'll encounter unexpected accidents later on, better be safe than sorry!
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
*ants attack on all angles inside the cave*
This is only the entrance, but the ants' numbers are still many! Fuck!
*dash forward*
*jumps*
*shoots*
*reloads*
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
At the back!
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
Fuck. Move!
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
Next corner!
*Mc slid down*
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
*all head shots*
You guys… won't stand a chance! I've unlimited ammo!
*895X ENERGY AMMUNITION LEFT (500 SHOTS PER MAG)*
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
Forward!
Dash!
Kick!
Punch!
Slide!
Goddamnit!
I never thought ant hives would be this horrendous!
[YOU CAN DO IT, HOST]
And this one too! Fucking shit!
[…]
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
*reloads*
*dash forward*
*shoots*
*2 hours passed*
Fuck, this is endless!
I've already killed thousands of giant ants!
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
*reloads*
*shoots*
Fuck, where's the queen!?
*3 hours passed*
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
*reloads*
*shoots*
Fuck!!!! Where are you goddamnit!
I'm fucking tired!
[YOU CAN DO IT, HOST]
… I'll deal with you later!
[…]
Straight!
Yep, I can see something far! But fuck damnit these ants are fuckin' endless!
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
*dash*
*Shuaaaahhh!*
*schwing!*
*a scythe-like attack came*
Fuck! That's near my neck!
This fucking 2-story ant has a fucking scythe arm!
*shoots at the head*
Not enough!
*slides down and shoots at the abdomen*
Kruuuuuuuuaaaaaaaa~~~~
*ant's howl*
Fuck you too!
*shoots at the vulnerable parts of the giant ant*
Kruuuuuuuuaaaaaaaa~~~~
*Giant Ant faced back*
Surprise motherfucker!
*MC jumped and shot the head of the giant ant point blank*
Kruuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~
*the head of the giant ant was shot and the laser shots punctured it multiple times*
*Druuugggggdddmmm*
*The giant ant dropped to the ground, dead*
Finally!
Fuckin' ant!
Forward!
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
*reloads*
*killed more ants on the way*
Where!?
Where is my queen!?
Hmm?
That…
*saw a silhouette from a few meters*
Ah? There you are! The queen!
Goddamnit! So many giant ants! Fuck!
*sees hundreds of giant ants*
Fuckers!
*shoots*
I'll fuckin ride one of you!
*jumps to one of the giant ants*
Come on! I'll rodeo you!
Kruuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaa~~~
*The ant screamed*
Fucker, be tight!
*The giant ant tried to get rid of Mc*
*shoots*
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
Kruuuuuuu~~~
*One giant ant was killed*
One down! 99 to go!
…..
*5 hours passed*
Hufff…. Hufff…
Fuck. I'm so fuckin tired!
But…
*looks at the dead giant ant on his side while sitting on the ground*
Heh~ you guys are nothing!
*looked at the other dead giant ants*
[THE TRAINING HAS PAID OFF, HOST]
… Fuck. I admit, but still, you tortured me you fucker!
[…]
*looks at the inventory*
*197 ENERGY AMMUNITION (500 SHOTS PER MAG) LEFT*
Okaaaay~~!
Time to finish this shit!
*stood up*
*looked at the queen ant from a few meters away*
Kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~
*the queen ant screamed*
I know, I know, I murdered your family, but what am I going to do? The system made me do it!
[…]
Yep, he the murder yah know!?
Kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~
*the queen ant screamed again*
Good! Lez'go!
*shoots the queen ant*
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
*jumped*
*dashed forward*
*slids down*
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
*reloads*
*few minutes passed*
You're good!
*smiled*
*MC looked at the battered Queen ant*
*mc looked at his damaged armor*
Fuck. This shit cost me 9.6k! You better fuckin die or else!!!!!
[…]
*reloads*
*dashed forward and jumped toward the queen*
*pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew**pew*
[TO BE CONTINUED]
[A/N]
[CURRENT STATUS]
NAME: MAX NEWMAN
AGE:22
LIFESPAN:1 / 300
HP & MP: 3250/910
STR: 225
AGI: 181
INT: 178
OFF. RATING: 5975
DEF. RATING: 3091
UNDISTRIBUTED AP: 0
UNDISTRIBUTED SP: 0
BP: 0
CREDIT BALANCE: 1400