EVERYONE WANTS ME!
*1 hour passed*
Ah… that was sumptuous. Now, this is life!
[…]
…
Shut up.
[…]
*rubs tummy*
Ah~~ since only half a day has passed, gotta' do one more mission then.
*put back the griller in inventory*
*went back inside the ship*
*gone inside the kitchen*
*pulled out the griller*
Haro, please clean all the utensils.
"Haro~~ Aye! Aye! Master!"
Ah, so good! I have now a maid to clean things up here!
[…]
What? You gave them to me, so, let me put them to use!
[…]
Hey, if in the future, I get those larger spaceships, how much for a haro?
[HIGH-GRADE HARO - 2 QTY]
DETAIL: HUNDAM AI BOT - HIGH AI TYPE]
[COST: 1 BP]
Wow, that's expensive!
Only 2 for 1 BP?
[THIS IS A HIGH TECHNOLOGY ITEM, HOST]
Well… they serve me for many things, even the trivial ones. They can also control a spaceship, I think that's fair.
[THANK YOU, HOST]
…
Get back to you later, I can't follow up with that shit.
[…]
Anyways…
Time to get a new mission to finish today.
[GOODLUCK, HOST]
And fuck you, sadist!
[…]
*prepares to laid on his bed*
*ting~!*
*uverse device notification pop-up*
Huh?
"USER HAS BEEN CONTACTED BY HUNTER ORGANIZATION."
"FOLLOW-UP REQUEST SENT"
[MISSION LIST]
[MISSION B-FOLLOW UP MISSION]
MISSION TIER: BRONZE
MISSION DETAILS: CAPTURE ANY 1000 MEATY ANIMALS DEAD OR ALIVE
DURATION: NONE
MISSION REWARD: ALIVE: 100 CREDITS EACH / DEAD: 10 CREDITS EACH
[ACCEPT?]
[Y/N]
Oh?
So, that client liked the things I sent?
Damn. I have a loyal customer.
[YOU HAVE A GOOD RATING, HOST]
Damn right, I have.
[…]
Fuck you.
[…]
*taps yes*
"MISSION HAS BEEN ACCEPTED."
Okay, they want any, huh? I'll scour some meaty animals around then.
Haro, time to scout again!
"Haro~~ Aye! Aye! Master!"
Okay! Record the areas that I'll be mentioning!
"Haro~~ Aye! Aye! Master!"
…
Still weird.
So, you're a weird sadistic scamming system, huh?
[…]
*1 hour passed*
Okay, all have been recorded. I need 1000 of these things.
*sees the camera*
I can't even fuckin call these guys rats anymore but fucking giant rodent aliens.
It's a good thing, these guys' population is so massive! Damn, these things can breed like no tomorrow!
Time to hunt!
Haro, land in a safe location.
"Haro~~ Aye! Aye! Master!"
*ships maneuvered at a lower altitude*
*tilts a little*
Good.
Now…
*exits the deck*
Equip.
*black particles enveloped MC*
*exits the ship*
*10 minutes passed*
This is quite easy. Haha~
[…]
Stop. Don't you spout some bullshit right now!
[…]
…
This fuckin' sadist surely mocks me.
[…]
*placed dead giant rodent in inventory*
Okay, 976 more.
*pew*pew*pew* pew* pew* pew* pew* pew* pew* pew*
….
pew* pew* pew* pew* pew* pew* pew* pew* pew* pew*
….
*1 hour passed*
*placed the 1000th rodent in inventory*
Damn, I already killed 1000 of these?
Well… are they edible?
*pulled out scanner*
*sniped the giant rodent*
*click*
*toooot*
*digital sound*
"ITEM SCANNED."
"VERIFYING."
"ALIEN RAT-TYPE. UNIVERSE RARITY RANK: 4.0/5 STARS."
Ah?
That's quite good. 4 of 5 huh?
Well... it didn't say if it's edible!
[IT IS, HOST]
Ah, so you're the main scanner?
[…]
I'll ask you from now on then if something is edible or not.
[…]
My personal sadist scamming scanner system.
[…]
*went back to the ship's landing location*
*pulled out the thousands of giant rodents in a cleared ground*
*pointed the device towards the area where the bodies are lying*
"WELCOME TO THE UVERSE HOLO APP!"
*taps teleportation service*
"THANK YOU FOR SELECTING UVERSE TELEPORTATION SERVICES. PLEASE PREPARE THE ITEMS TO BE SENT."
*taps confirm*
"THANK YOU FOR CONFIRMING, AREA CONFIRMED, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS SERVICE WILL COST 100 CREDITS, CONTINUE?"
*taps yes*
"THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE, PLEASE SELECT RECEIVER OF YOUR ITEMS."
[HUNTER ORGANIZATION]
[PROCEED?]
[Y/N]
*taps yes*
"INITIALIZING TELEPORTATION."
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
*Shhhwwwuuuuuaaappp*
*light particles enveloped the dead rodent bodies*
"ITEMS SUCCESSFULLY SENT."
"ITEMS SUCCESSFULLY RECEIVED."
Ah, that's easy. I can do some quests here and there tomorrow then.
*3 minutes passed*
*TING*
*uverse holo app hologram appeared with message notification*
"YOU RECEIVED 10,000 CREDITS"
Ah… my credits be like stonks!
[…]
*1 minute passed*
*ting~!*
*uverse device notification pop-up*
Huh? Can't you guys let me rest!?
*opened the message*
"USER HAS BEEN CONTACTED BY HUNTER ORGANIZATION."
"FOLLOW UP REQUEST SENT"
[MISSION LIST]
[MISSION B-FOLLOW UP MISSION]
MISSION TIER: BRONZE
MISSION DETAILS: SCOUT AND CAPTURE A RARE FLOWER: PHOTO CAPTURE AND CAPTURING DEVICE REQUIRED / CAMERA AND CAPTURE DEVICE PROVIDED
DURATION: NONE
MISSION REWARD: 1200 CREDITS
[ACCEPT?]
[Y/N]
*ting~!*
Another!?
*uverse device notification pop-up*
Huh?
"USER HAS BEEN CONTACTED BY HUNTER ORGANIZATION."
"FOLLOW UP REQUEST SENT"
[MISSION LIST]
[MISSION B-FOLLOW UP MISSION]
MISSION TIER: BRONZE
MISSION DETAILS: CAPTURE 100 RARE CREATURES DEAD OR ALIVE.
DURATION: NONE
MISSION REWARD: ALIVE: 100 CREDITS EACH / DEAD: 10 CREDITS EACH
[ACCEPT?]
[Y/N]
*another notification pops up*
"MEMBER CAN ONLY CHOOSE 1 MISSION AT A TIME, PLEASE SELECT ONE"
Ah, right. However, why would these two clients follow up with the same missions? Well… I can do these tomorrow.
I'll choose the easiest one.
*chose 2nd mission*
*taps yes*
"MISSION HAS BEEN ACCEPTED."
Will the rats be enough for that rare creatures?
Well… it's 4.0/5 so…
Tsk~ I'll think about these things tomorrow!
Alright~
Time to chill!
[…]
Haro! Come assist me in the kitchen!
"Haro~~ Aye! Aye! Master!"
[…]
…
*in the VR Branch of Hunter Organization*
*Riki sitting*
"Hmm?"
[PROFILE UPDATING]
[UPDATED]
[HUNTER PROFILE]
[NAME: MAX NEWMAN]
[DNA: UNKNOWN]
[CHARACTERISTICS: UNKNOWN]
[FACIAL RECOGNITION: UNKNOWN]
[BACKGROUND: UNKNOWN]
[TOTAL MISSIONS COMPLETED: 16 BRONZE]
[MEMBERSHIP TIER: BRONZE]
[DATE OF MEMBERSHIP: UEAG-10/10/4562]
"He completed two missions in one day?"
"This guy… really."
*Riki Smiles*
[TO BE CONTINUED]
[A/N]
[HUNTER ORGANIZATION STATUS]
STATUS: BRONZE TIER MEMBER
MISSION COMPLETED: 16
MISSION FAILED: 0
BRONZE: 16
[STATUS]
NAME: MAX NEWMAN
AGE: 22
LIFESPAN: 1/305
HP: 11500/11500
MP: 5700/5700
STR: 230
AGI: 184
INT: 181
OFF. RATING: 6440
DEF. RATING: 3456
UNDISTRIBUTED AP: 0
UNDISTRIBUTED SP: 0
BP: 2
CREDIT BALANCE: 16900
RAT(RODENT) DESIGN: https://wusfnews.wusf.usf.edu/2016-09-05/this-cute-critter-could-be-floridas-next-invasive-species