New Throne

"Hey dude, why are you the king of Hell and why am I your replacement?" Asked a confused Nate

"As I literally said in for the 36445th time. I was lying, you're not evil, you're prideful. But unfortunately my power needs you to lean more into the side of evil. Good and prideful cancel eachother which is just a normal human and me being lord of the underworld is none of your business. Don't worry though, you kinda have to go through a whole process to be king of Hell. It takes a like a hundred years for mortals at least... for me it was 20 days"

"OK, but why me?"

"This might sting, but you are the most prideful mortal I've ever seen... And I see most mortals who die... and I'm 80 000 years old"

And after goofing off and 3 months later after he went missing 'again' Lívëd came back wearing a black tuxedo, pure gold ring on each finger and pitch black shades

"Apprentice, friend to Apprentice, lacey, others... Wanna get filthy rich?" Lívëd said while chuckling while grabbing Nate on the shoulder and they all follow him in the limbo behind him

"Dude, where were you. It's not easy tracking a guy who has no ID, birth certificate or any proof of life besides the Bible" said a frustrated Moredai

"I have a life outside of work dude. Anyway, I was out getting a new domain to rule"

"Wait, you... you couldn't have..."

"What, I already rule over Earth and countless other worlds from the shadows. All I did was admit it and flex out a bit and somehow this happened *whisper* Everywhere I step they put black rose petals under my feet. And every woman there does my bidding without question" The last comment was the one to pull Nate in and Nick just came along to make sure Lucifer doesn't go too far, even though he was already going farther than far enough

"OK, so what do you guys think of my new throne. I mean I know it's low, even for me but a 'fallen angel who became king of Hell as his own Hell's' gotta eat.... and my way just so happened to be going in a convenient store, accidentally in my devil form"

"Dude, a week ago we checked in on Hell and..."

"And what?" asked Lívëd

"I stepped in a room in that castle of yours and..." said Nate

"Just spill it!"

"Well you can't just automatically make me king of Hell, to my delight and um... you're never getting back more than this percentage of power ever again and you'll never be free from that throne of your's oh and your kinda gonna spend some extra time here besides Moredai"

"How much extra time...?" Asked a worried Lívëd

"Like, dude.. until the sun blows up" and with that Lívëd curled up in a ball and cried until they got to his new home

"Father, what did I do to deserve this! These mortals are beneath me, I beg of you, I BEG OF YOU!!!! Please!!!

"So uh, where is this?" Asked Nick

"Uh... ever wonder where the Illuminati is? Well..."

"Dude, why just why. All I wanted to do today was go to the zoo and move back with my parents since I miss them, and maybe even learn how to play the saxophone..." said Nate while the cooks were dancing cause they own the restaurant now while it's at it's peak and a 5 star restaurant

After that fiasco they check out their new space... and Lívëd almost lost his arm to an alligator wearing a gold chain

"What the ace Phill?! I thought we workedout our differences" But it was more over a great day

Except the occasional singing to Lívëd... at night, while he's asleep

"Lucifer!"

"What?! Can't a guy just make himself a cup of tea?!!!"

"Dude, I need to see this places deal, otherwise I'm letting you have too much freedom and that's just stupid considering you wanna go back to Hell so you'll mess up a lot of junk that shouldn't be messed with" said Nick

"Yeah, yeah, sheriff I'll show you sometime between now and the next millenia, maybe 4 years from now at the soonest" said Lívëd

"Dude, I'm not joking" said Nick

"I'm also not joking, you're immortal, you'll never die from anything like your regular, everyday angel, but unfortunately I'll be spending thousands of years with you here, until the sun implodes on itself" said Lívëd

"You are in some weird business, little dude" said Nate

And suddenly Lívëd increases by hight and even towers over Moredai

"*cough* You were saying...."

"I stay in my more compact form to lessen the risk of leaking my power, if I stay tall like this my power my leak out because I'm putting my focus on something else and~" Lívëd is interrupted by Nate

"Guys, him being short can't compare to this" said Nate while pointing at a picture

"Why did you get a beard like that, looks like all your hair is trying to run away from your face" chuckled Nate

"Shut up!! Those were popular back in the day"

"And by back in the day..."

"1926..."

"Now wonder there was a world war 2, if I saw a beard like that, I'd try everything in my power to beat the snot out of it" said Nate