The greatest regret [1/2]

"For now, just let me know the areas that can be bought. My forces are all on their way here. By the way, I don't think I have your contact information yet."

"Ah, my apologies, here is my contact information. I do not have access to the Grave Network yet. I am currently using my master's child account."

"Hmm. Okay, I will ask if I can get you your own GRI. The only problem is, how do I anticipate when you die?"

"..."

"What? What is that look for?"

"My lord, are you under the impression that reapers all die natural deaths as humans?"

I tried to remember the stories of the reapers I had met. I knew from the Sirens that Aki drank poison, but Jo and Jas were "assisted" in their suicides. 

Such sophistry was just crazy. If you intend to murder someone, at least have the balls to call a spade a spade.