I can't believe its not a chapter

I feel it's necessary to explain who everyone is. I feel it's important to know who exactly I'm making fun of. For that reason, I've used my Mental Out to force the author to write a non-chapter for the express purpose of telling everyone who is who.

Nicknames and who they belong to basically.

Dickless: Bakugou, he tried masturbating one time but ended up accidentally blowing his dick off with his quirk. This accident will forever be remembered thanks to this nickname.

Thunder Thighs: Yaoyorozu, I mean... Have you seen them?

Animorph: Koda, he looks like an animorph mid transformation.

Hard On: Kirishima, because he's always rock hard.

Biri Biri: Kaminari, I wonder where I got this one from.

Führer: Iida, truly a wonderful leader.

Female John Cena: Hagakure, because you can't see her.

Tongue Action: Tsuyu, oh my!

Nhen Mc: Shoji, cause he looks like something you'd find on A Certain Doujin Website.

Coke Lord: Sato, cause he looks that white powder.

Evil Newton: Uraraka, because she defies gravity.

Home Depot: Sero, there isn't a doubt in my mind he'd make a great construction worker.

Rough Buddy: Todoroki, that's rough Buddy.

Zesty Boi: Aoyama, do I really need to explain myself?

Harambee: Ojiro, never forget.

Edgy KFC: Tokoyami, KFC but edgy.

Kakashi: Aizawa, he's literally just Kakashi from Naruto.

Some more nicknames for your troubles.

Onlyfans: Mt Lady.

Gerbil: Nezu.

Patriotic Af: Snipe.

School Appropriate: Midnight.

Daft Punk: Ectoplasm.

All Might: All Might, wait this one is just the same.

Jirou: Earphone Jack Bitch.

That's all folks. Till next time.