Big Nasty

"Incest!" Xu Feng shouted despite the creeping feeling in his throat. He knew cultivators could be scary.

 

In cultivation novels, they were always too invested in cultivating. They need to stop and eat some good food to keep them from becoming perverts!

 

Perverts that would want to pair the children, then eat the children's children…

 

"Incest, then cannibalism." Xu Zeng corrected.

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As Xu Feng envisioned the angry grin on Xu Zeng's face and the images…he could feel his morning granola bar climbing up his throat at a speed that was uncontrollable.

 

Xu Feng's stomach churned violently as the repulsive thoughts of their situation lingered in his mind. The vivid imagery of humans and demon beasts seeking to consume them or, even worse, use them for breeding like livestock had taken a toll on his fragile constitution.