Nick Fury

I dispelled the alarm and turned to a corner and spoke while pointing a taser to the corner and as soon as Nick Fury came out and I shot him with this, he is caught off guard and fainted man this should have been done to Thor, Natasha dropped her jaw while I asked in an innocent tone," sister call the police, we'll hand this thief to them", she burst out laughing while she helped me tie him up to a chair.

Nick Fury woke up after sometime while I like in a interrogation room switch on a light on his face and asked," who are you?", she burst laughing again while Nick Fury is dumbfounded, I then took out a taser again and asked in a playful tone," maybe this will give me the answer", I slowly moved the taser towards him while Natasha who is holding her stomach said," enough, Raphael I can't laugh more than this, this is director Fury of strategic homeland intervention, enforcement and logistics department".

I turned to her and said," it's so mouthful to say, can't we short to shield, it's sounds better and has a better view and meaning than that long thingy, anyway hey one eyed pirate why are you here?", he looked at me blurted out," oh! you motherf-", he didn't finish his sentence as I tased him again while Natasha is recording all this in her phone, looks like I'm not the only one here that is enjoying tormenting Fury.

she turned to me and said," thanks Raphael, now I can blackmail him for some favours in future with this", I smiled and didn't say anything while Fury woke up after a few minutes and again I asked," what is it that you want from me?", he turned to Natasha who is holding back her laughter and free him from the chair then said," a kid brought down the director of shield, how will the agents react when they heard this news director".

he turned pale and looked at me with the one eye with blame, while shrugged and said," you're the one who intruded into my home and have the courage to bad mouth me and mother, you can only blame yourself for that and now get to the point.", he sighed and asked," I'm thinking of making a deal personally with you, about those baymax robots customised combat ones in special".

I looked at him like an idiot and said," mr pirate , we're not a weapon selling company like stark industries, and baymax is a health care companion not a bodygaurd, sorry this can't be done", he looked at me with his one eye while shrugged it off, he turned to Natasha and said," you know kid, she is a spy I planted here", I nodded and said," I know since the beginning, her posture is different from a caretaker and secretary, she doesn't have a first day enthusiasm, along with the confident walk she uses made me suspicious, and I hacked into all the database I could find including shield, but I must say you're firewall is too weak, it can't even hold on more than 30 seconds".

he almost coughed up blood when I said that and Natasha burst out laughing again, he turned to me and said," it's a crime to hack him to organisation database", I turned to him with a ln eyebrow raised and said," it's also a crime to intrude someone's home, trying to hack my servers, and also stalking me everywhere I go, Mr one eyed pirate".

he looked pale at my nickname while Natasha is capturing this again with a smartphone and Fury turned to her and asked," what are you doing?", she smiled and said," getting some evidence to blackmail you in future for some favours, I'm lucky today I have 3 videos of your embarassing moments and can be used to blackmail you sometime".

he grumbled while I smiled and said," sister send those also, I also want to blackmail mister pirate here for some future incidents", he want to say something while Natasha brought her phone again and he said," oh, you motherf-", I interrupted with a word" taser", while taking out the taser and switching it on, he shut up and sighed while Natasha said," 4 now".

he grumbled again and said," I know you not only have those but more and deadly weapons, let me see them, I'll buy it with something worth", I looked at him and said," do I look like a kid who can be seduced by a candy", Natasha burst out laughing again and said," oh! Nick he is the perfect counter for you".

he said while looking at me," tell me what do you want in exchange for the things you made, even prototypes are ok for me to buy", I smiled and said," Pym particle research all the information in shield, it's the only things after the tesseract, and super soldier serum to not have the complete research on database".

he looked pale when I said that and I told him," rest assured I don't care about the teserract, I only wanted those Pym particle research from you, if you gave that to me you can have this", I took out a small iron rod and pressed a button which released a sonic boom that smashed everything in this except the wall, Fury looked like he is drooling and said," ahem, consider this as a deal ", I looked at him and said," Pym particle research at my table today evening", I gave it to him while he is looking at it like a child with new toy and Natasha captured everything. I can here he is begging Natasha to delete those recorded bit she just sent me those and smiled at him.