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Jiang Jia is reborn and at the age of 1 years old became a 9th stage Qi condensation. Will he choose the path of hardships, or will he choose to take shortcuts for his goals? 

A novel consisting of parodies.

[Side note: there is a system, but not what you think (ch 1 and 2 explains it sorta.)]

No harem cuz I hate that stuff

The Answer is No (Cultivation Novel - no harem)

[You just got cuckolded: beat up Jiang Jia to the point of tears]


[reward: 1000 year old Devouring Dragon pet]


"You don't need to tell me that!" Jing Feng gritted his teeth in anger to the point he bled. 


"Jiang Jia, I challenge you to a duel!"


"It's just been a day since we got here! Why are we fighting already???" Jiang jia was holding hands with a Psychopath and getting challenged by a 4 year old. Life was rough. 


"It's not up to you to not fight!"Jing feng attacked. 


He looked at Xue yao and said, "look what you got me into."


"WAHHH! You guys are flirting in front of me while I'm attacking!?? Your driving me mad!!" He kicked with all his might. 


Xue Yao countered Jing Feng and struck his chest with various palm and fist techniques, the attack were immensely painful and yet nothing was truly damaged. 


For Jing Feng who was new to fighting though, this was more then enough to make him forfeit. 


"Too late!" Xue Yao went on the attack hitting all the non-lethal, but extremely painful vital points.


"This ones for being shameless. This ones for calling me Fairy sister. This ones for calling me an adulter."


She went on and on, there were even some parts where she was laughing like a maniac. 


Jiang Jia looked at him in pity at his current state. "maybe...death would have been better?"


"er...you guys can play around, I'm not in the mood, so I'll be going."


"Save you!? You can't escape me you little scum!"


Jiang Jia was far away now and yet he could hear screaming.


"sigh~ Luckily I live alone or else rumours would spread...."


1 day later Jing Feng was laying on his bed shaking at his experience. After the fight- which was more os a one sided slaughter- he had to face the punishment of 100 slaps.


Jing Feng felt fear towards her now and anger at Jian Jia. 


[update! You can get more rewards, the more you piss people off]


                      10pts - Jiang Jia]


"Fine! Fine! I'll get my revenge on the both of you! I'll kill one and make the other my concubine! HUAHAHAHA!"


Death