Ridiculous Mission

December 27th, 2023. Location unknown. The Seventh Naval Fleet of the United States Navy received a transmission from the Cheyenne Mountain Complex. It was decoded by the fleet's Chief Cryptologic Technician. He quickly deciphered the encrypted message.

The message, marked with the highest level of urgency, outlined a new directive from the President himself, requiring immediate action. Understanding its importance, he didn't waste a moment. He grabbed the printed transcript and made his way to the captain's quarters.

As he approached the captain's quarters, he knocked sharply on the door.

"Captain, urgent transmission from Cheyenne Mountain," he announced through the door.

The Captain of the Fleet opened the door swiftly. "What's the situation?"