Chapter 721: The Savior, Heavenly Dao Noodles!
Chapter 721: The Savior, Heavenly Dao Noodles!
"Damn it, I'm nearly 70% cooked! This monkey is actually using Sichuan peppercorns? Damn, isn't salt the true king for seasoning?" Evolutionist couldn't help but curse.
Although tied to a stick with roaring flames below, Evolutionist kept skillfully venting his frustrations.
The ancient ape glanced at the incessantly chattering Evolutionist, a look of "Why is this skewer so good at babbling?" on its face. It picked up some dark dirt from its body and stuffed it into Evolutionist's mouth, effectively shutting him up.
"Wu wu wu!" Evolutionist was about to explode with anger but could only make whining sounds.
At this critical moment...
"Boom! Boom! Boom!" In the sky, three-colored thunder struck down, instantly turning the ancient ape into charcoal. Another bolt of lightning followed, shattering the huge stick that was dozens of meters long and freeing Evolutionist.
"???" Evolutionist was utterly bewildered as he looked up at the sky.
"The one who saved you is Heavenly Dao Noodles!"
Accompanied by a dignified voice, Evolutionist saw the dark clouds in the sky rapidly converging.
"Sky-Judgments, let's go!"
With a loud shout, thunder, fire, and cold qi surged in the dark clouds, heading directly towards the distance!
"???" Evolutionist was at a loss for words.
...
"Damn it, should we just fight it out with him?"
"Boss, this dragon is so shameless!"
"That's right, he's intentionally messing with us!"
...
Peng Ge Lie and a group of players cursed angrily inside a small cave.
Outside the cave, a giant dragon occasionally spewed dragon flames towards the entrance while emitting strange dragon roars. Its behavior was quite peculiar.
But the most terrifying thing was that when the dragon felt it was nearly cooked, it turned around, aimed its dragon butt at the entrance, and...
"Bang!"
An earth-shattering fart sound rang out!
The dragon turned around and used its claw to cover the entrance, keeping the smell from dissipating, all the while emitting wicked dragon roars.
Well, it clearly wasn't a proper dragon.
"Ah ah ah! I'm going to fight it out with him!"
"You bastard!"
"We just stole a bit of Dragon's Soaring, why do we have to suffer such humiliation?"
...
Peng Ge Lie and the other Dragon's Soaring team members were on the verge of tears!
At this moment...
"Boom! Boom! Boom!!!" Thunderbolts rained down from the sky, and the dragon, let out a miserable cry before frantically fleeing.
"What the hell? Why did lightning strike this dragon?" Peng Ge Lie and the others were stunned.
"The one who saved you is Heavenly Dao Noodles! Let's go, Sky-Judgments!"
With a majestic voice, the dark clouds in the sky rolled, accompanied by lightning and thunder, moving towards the distance.
"Could it be? Is it... Noodle Bro?" Peng Ge Lie and the others felt dumbfounded.
"Damn it, these bastards are so shameless!"
"That's right, over a hundred people against the three of us—how could they be so despicable?"
"Damn it!"
...
Li Killgod, Wang Demonstrike, and Liu Immortalstrike were covered in blood and battered. They were surrounded by over a hundred experts in an arena, struggling to hold on.
Just as the three of them were about to reach their limit...
"Boom! Boom! Boom!" Over a hundred lightning bolts struck down accurately, instantly killing the more than one hundred experts.
"Boom!" Following that, three-colored flames rained down, piercing through the arena and creating a big hole, providing an escape route!
"I am Heavenly Dao Noodles! Remember it well! Sky-Judgments, let's go!"
With the authoritative voice coming from the sky, dark clouds dispersed.
Only Li Killgod, Wang Demonstrike, and Liu Immortalstrike were left, looking utterly dazed.
...
In just half a day, many trapped players were rescued from various locations.
All players heard almost the same voice.
The owner of the voice called himself Heavenly Dao Noodles!
When these players checked the forum, they finally understood.
"What the hell, how did Noodle Bro turn into Heavenly Dao Noodles?"
"Luffy got the opportunity by meeting Master Roshi, Zoro mastered it by cutting a waterfall. Those make sense! But why did Noodle Bro's opportunity involve controlling the power of Heavenly Tribulation? That's not logical!"
"Damn it, Noodle Bro is cheating again!"
"Please, Ming Ge, quickly ban him! Ban that brat Noodle Bro! Let's protest as third test players—why do we have no experience, while the first test bigshot Noodle Bro gets to experience the power of the Heavenly Dao? This is unfair!"
"Noodle Bro's dad, please take us under your wing! I want to control the power of Heavenly Tribulation too!!!"
...
The players instantly started bickering, mostly protesting, with a few pleading for Noodle Bro to take them under his wing.
Only those players rescued by Beef Noodles quietly sent a big red envelope of 648 credits to Beef Noodles. No need to ask why!
"Hmm? Beef Noodles, that little brat, is still alive? What's this Heavenly Dao Noodles thing?" He Yi Ming had just gathered the players, preparing to set out and rescue the others, when he noticed that the situation had changed.
Beef Noodles was quickly rescuing trapped players at an astonishing speed, even surpassing He Yi Ming's imagination.
Although he didn't know how Beef Noodles turned back into Heavenly Dao Noodles, at least most of the trapped players could be saved by him.
So He Yi Ming rearranged the assembled players.
"Master of Theories, Sleeping Dragon Zhuge, Master of Strategy! You three stay behind and wait for Wang Lufei and the others to return. When we're all together, we'll head to the Ten Thousand Beasts World together!"
"Yes, Ming Ge!"
"Mad Intelligence Weasel, you guys set off first, heading towards the central region of the Ten Thousand Beasts World, gather information, understand the situation!"
"Yes, Ming Ge!"
"Disciples of the Demon Clan, follow me and set out! Our target is the Ten Thousand Beasts World, the Beast Prison! We're going to rescue our captured disciples!"
"Alright!!! Ming Ge!"
...
With a wave of He Yi Ming's hand, more than five thousand demon clan players rose into the air! Following He Yi Ming, they rapidly headed towards the Ten Thousand Beasts World!
At the same time...
Above the sky...
"Heavenly Dao Noodles, why did you save those humans?" At this moment, a three-colored water catastrophe asked with confusion.
In addition, seven or eight other three-colored tribulations also looked puzzled.
These tribulations had recently joined, confirming that Heavenly Dao Noodles was indeed the power of the ancient era, the Five Calamities of the Heavenly Dao, the power of the original Heavenly Dao. As a result, they chose to serve and joined him.
They had also, along with Heavenly Dao Noodles, repeatedly crushed many human geniuses who attempted to resist the power of the Heavenly Dao.
However, Heavenly Dao Noodles had suddenly started saving humans everywhere, leaving
these newly joined tribulations baffled.
"Heh heh!" Beef Noodles had an enigmatic expression, but he couldn't help but chuckle inwardly.
Damn, I just wanted to show off, where did so many questions come from? Why are these tribulations so problematic? Are they all mentally ill?
"Newcomers, you're all too green!" At this time, the three-colored wind catastrophe finally spoke up, acting like an experienced elder.
"What do you mean?" The newly joined tribulations were puzzled.
"Heavenly Dao Noodles' actions are profound and mysterious. There are at least five significant aspects to it!"
"First, it displays the majesty of our Heavenly Dao! It intimidates humans, suppresses ancient exotic beasts, dragons, and other creatures!"
"Second, these humans saved by Heavenly Dao Noodles are undoubtedly chess pieces in his hands, to be used in the future!"
"Third, Heavenly Dao Noodles left his name, an obvious provocation. I'm afraid he intends to use these humans to draw out hidden human experts!"
"Fourth, the rotation of actions by Heavenly Dao Noodles 2.4 is probably a test of our strength!"
"Fifth, and most crucially, Heavenly Dao Noodles is playing a chess game! A massive game of chess!"
...
The three-colored wind catastrophe spoke eloquently, laying out five great mysteries in a coherent manner.
"I see, no wonder he's Heavenly Dao Noodles!" The newly joined tribulations found the explanation logical and convincing, and they all praised Beef Noodles in admiration.
Beef Noodles: "???"
"Heavenly Dao Noodles, what should we do next?" The three-colored thunder catastrophe asked at this point.
And so, the group of tribulations awaited Beef Noodles' command.
"Do you even need to ask?" Beef Noodles smiled mysteriously and turned away.
Of course, it was to beat Ming Ge to it, be the first to charge into the Beast Prison in the Ten Thousand Beasts World, become invincible, defeat the Boss, and incidentally save some weaklings like Ice Mage to show off his strength and then slap Ming Ge in the face!
"With me, let's rush into the Ten Thousand Beasts World! Let the humans know the might of our Heavenly Dao!"
"Awoo awoo awoo, Heavenly Dao Noodles is amazing!"