Chapter 904: Not the Strongest, Still Want to Marry the Goddess?
Chapter 904: Not the Strongest, Still Want to Marry the Goddess?
"What's all this fuss about from you fourth beta newbies? Go back and fight your camels and deep-sea kings!"
"Bullshit, why can't we participate?"
"Third beta testers, the Ten Thousand Demon Realm is your battlefield. Go work there, why are you trying to snatch my goddess, Flower Sister?"
"Hehe, laughable. Although you were strong back in the day, what about now? Just a bunch of trash!"
"Damn it, are these guys really so arrogant? They won't even listen to us, the first beta testers?"
"A bunch of trash, can't even beat the Nascent Soul stage, and they dare to fight with me for my goddess, Pig Flower?"
"Hehe, second beta big brother, what era is it? Nowadays, who can't beat the Nascent Soul stage? In the Ten Thousand Demon Realm, I've killed more than thirty Level 6 Demons!"
"Let me tell you, one word, screwed!"
"That's right, speaking with fists. Whoever is the strongest has the right to marry Pig Flower Sister!"
"Then I've already won, right? I've always been the strongest in Flame Huang Sect!"
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First beta testers, second beta testers, third beta testers, and fourth beta testers argued and quarreled loudly, and as they argued, the topic shifted to who was the strongest in Flame Huang Sect.
"Huh? You want to determine who's the strongest? I want to participate too!" Wang Lufei said with a smirk.
"I can't pretend I didn't hear that!" Emperor Zoro's head tilted, and he got excited too.
"What? The strongest?" Great Flame's Strongest Fire Mage, Ice Mage Ranked First in the National Server, Speed Saiyan Vegeta, and other elders all turned around abruptly!
"Hehe, if you want to talk about the strongest, then naturally it's me!" Old Pillars Thousand Hands, who had a long beard, burst out laughing.
"What? The strongest battle? I like this challenge!" Indomitable Bear also got excited!
The scene grew increasingly chaotic, with the joining of players like Wang Lufei and other elder-level players making things even more chaotic!
He Yiming felt a pang of pain in his heart.
Ah, these brats!
Clearly, it was supposed to be a serious time for imparting powerful abilities, but these players managed to turn it into a battle for Pig Flower Sister?
Of course, He Yiming could naturally say a word and suppress all the players' disputes!
But then, He Yiming had a thought – maybe this was a good opportunity!
"Beef Noodle Soup! Since this Sect Master has decided to let you be the acting Sect Master, then regarding the matter of Pig Flower Sister, you can handle it!" He Yiming calmly said.
"Huh? Me decide?" Beef Noodle Soup was still in a daze, but then he heard He Yiming entrust him with the chaotic situation in front of him, and he became utterly flabbergasted.
"Right!"
"So, can I handle it however I want?"
"As long as you can convince everyone, feel free to do as you wish!"
"I understand, Brother Yiming, leave it to me!"
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Beef Noodle Soup's mind spun into action, immediately formulating a plan!
"Everyone, quiet down!!!" Beef Noodle Soup raised both arms and shouted loudly!
"???" The players, who were almost getting into a brawl, suddenly became confused. They stopped their actions and all looked at Beef Noodle Soup.
"Brother Yiming has spoken! I, Beef Noodle Soup, am now the acting Sect Master! Regarding this matter, I will handle it!" Beef Noodle Soup said solemnly.
"What? Beef Noodle Soup is going to handle it?"
"Damn it, this brat definitely wants to monopolize my goddess, Pig Flower!"
"That's right, Beef Noodle Soup is so sneaky, he'll definitely do that!"
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Many players couldn't help but say, their expressions unfriendly.
However, Beef Noodle Soup's following words shocked not only the players but also caused He Yiming to once again spew out a mouthful of blood.
"Want to marry my wife, Pig Flower Sister? Hehe, it's not that easy!"
"Here's the deal!"
"Three days from now, in the forest area to the south of the sect, I'll have Brother Yiming set up a formation to isolate a specific area!"
"There, we will hold…"
"Flame Huang Sect's Strongest Battle!"
"Only the top ten who stand out will have the qualification to propose to my wife, Pig Flower Sister!"
"Don't ask why! If you're not even the strongest in Flame Huang Sect, do you still want to marry my wife, Pig Flower Sister?"
"Is that right?"
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With Beef Noodle Soup's words, the entire scene fell silent.
Then...
It erupted into a frenzy!
"Damn, Flame Huang Sect's Strongest Battle? Mad, I'm getting excited!"
"Exactly, if you're not even the strongest in Flame Huang Sect, how dare you propose to my goddess, Pig Flower Sister?"
"Too reasonable! Brother Soup's proposal is too reasonable!"
"Hahaha, I've been practicing hard for years, just waiting for this moment!"
"Hehe, you guys have no idea how powerful my trump card is!"
"I respect you, Brother Soup! The player who emerges as the strongest in Flame Huang Sect deserves to be my goddess's husband! I respect you!"
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All the players present spoke in unison, all of them convinced and finding the idea highly reasonable and fantastic!
"In addition, to ensure fairness!"
"First and second beta elites can only go solo, not in teams. Otherwise, you'll be disqualified! Also, you can't use Imagination Cards! Apart from your own weapon artifacts, you're not allowed to use any external forces! Such as Heavenly Fire!"
"Third beta players can form pairs! Well, cross-dressing is prohibited!!!"
"Fourth beta newbies can form teams freely, but each team can't exceed five members! All permissions are granted, anything goes!"
"At the same time, I will also invite outstanding disciples or elders from the Nine Great Sacred Grounds to participate in this battle of determination! Except for that, if you happen to encounter groups of Sky Pillar Demons or something, you can only blame your own bad luck! If you can't even handle a few hundred Sky Pillar Demons, how can you protect my wife, Pig Flower Sister?"
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Beef Noodle Soup spoke again, shaking the entire audience.
"Damn, these rules are great! So fair!"
"Well said, under these rules, the gaps between players from different versions are eliminated! Even fourth beta newbies, if your team of five can't defeat the solo first beta elite, that just means you're weak!"
"Outstanding disciples from the Nine Great Sacred Grounds can participate too? Damn, is it really this exciting?"
"This competition is so awesome, and you can also fight Sky Pillar Demons and mobs? Is it really this thrilling?"
"Don't ask, Flame Coins will collect Contribution Points, as many as you want!"
"Mad, I won't sleep for three days and nights. I, 807, will become stronger!"
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All the players were instantly ignited!
"Wait a minute, Brother Soup said Pig Flower Sister is his wife, but he also allows us to propose. Is this, is he publicly letting everyone cuckold Brother Soup?" At this moment, a player timidly raised their hand and weakly asked.
ID: Quick Silver.
"???" The air suddenly fell into an awkward silence.
Everyone realized it, and their gazes all turned to Beef Noodle Soup.
Don't ask why!
In an instant, as if with a collective breath, countless lifelines activated, brushing Beef Noodle Soup's head in unison.
In a flash, a supreme, invincible, super outrageous, awe-inspiring, and shocking emerald green radiance formed a huge green hat that firmly settled on Beef Noodle Soup's head.
The kind of hat that even Wang Lufei's fist couldn't shatter.
"???" Beef Noodle Soup was dumbfounded.
Damn it, what the hell!
You bastards!
Such little jerks!
It's really such a cursed group of brats!
Damn, I just spoke without thinking, and then following Brother Yiming's words, I accidentally referred to Pig Flower Sister as my wife!
Damn you guys, you cursed brats!
"To ensure fairness! I won't participate in the competition, and Brother Ming and I will manage the entire martial arts competition process together!" Beef Noodle Soup said righteously.
Damn, you guys wait, in three days, the grand competition will begin. I have ten thousand ways to make your lives miserable!
"Well then, three days from now, we will hold Flame Huang Sect's Strongest Battle! Brother Ming and I will act as hosts and referees! Those who want to participate can enter the arena directly at that time!" Beef Noodle Soup waved his hand boldly and declared.
He Yiming: "???"