Chapter 974: Last Drop, Upside-Down Feces Feast!
Chapter 974: Last Drop, Upside-Down Feces Feast!
These figures quickly arrived at a hidden location and skillfully retrieved a few large water barrels that still emitted steam.
"Splish-splash, hehehehe, we've been waiting for years, and we've finally succeeded!"
"Indeed! The bathing water of my goddess and future bride is finally in our hands!"
"Today, I'm going to savor it thoroughly!"
"Well said! No one can stop us, the Old SP Four Heavenly Kings, from doing what we're about to do!"
"Don't waste time talking. Quick, I want to be the first to taste it!"
...
Five figures laughed wickedly.
They were none other than the founder of the shrinking technique, known in the fourth test as the Old SP Four Heavenly Kings, who were often found sliding around on the ground.
At this moment, four of them couldn't contain themselves and were about to open the first water barrel to taste.
"Wait!" However, the leading figure stopped them.
Id: Don't do it, G.
"?" The other four Old SP members were puzzled.
"Hehehe, bathing water is the main course, but before that, I have an appetizer!" G, don't do it, hehe smiled mischievously and took out a small wooden basin.
"But, this is my wife Huang Ling's foot-washing water!" G, don't do it, said with an evil grin.
"Damn, G, you're something else!"
"Awesome!"
"Quick, let me have the first bite!"
"Don't ask, just one drop left, and I'll eat it while standing on my head!"
...
So, the five Old SP Heavenly Kings skillfully tasted the foot-washing water, making sure not a single drop was left.
"Ah! Refreshing!"
"So delicious!"
"I want another basin!"
"So amazing!"
"Ultimate!"
...
All five of them were content, but at that moment...
"Puhaha!" Suddenly, the other four members all spat out blood, while Jie, don't do it, slowly got up with an evil grin on his face.
"What... what did you do?" Eater of My Staff was shocked and asked with a darkened face, spitting out black blood himself.
"This bathing water, I'm claiming it for myself. Hahaha! Did you ever think that I would poison the foot-washing water of Huang Ling? When you're done burping, I can have the bathing water all to myself!" Jie, don't do it, proudly declared.
"But, but you drank it too, and you'd be affected!" another player, a girl from the Id group, said loudly.
"Are you stupid? I have the antidote!" Jie, don't do it, laughed triumphantly, skillfully producing a small bottle.
At this moment, even Jie, don't do it, began to cough up black blood.
But he remained calm and even did a little dance in place.
"What the hell, you bastard!!!" The other four spat out blood, one after another, and then collapsed.
Jie, don't do it, also felt he was nearing his limit, quickly opened the small bottle, and downed its contents.
However...
"?" Jie, don't do it, realized that he hadn't been cured. He looked down.
The small bottle turned out to contain vinegar, not an antidote.
Someone had switched his antidote?
"Hahahaha, I knew you'd try to poison me, so I swapped your antidote beforehand! Did you expect that? I anticipated your anticipation! Puhaha!" At this point, another player who was just hanging on, the one known as Bald Donkey from the Id group, said triumphantly, then he collapsed.
Damn, you lunatic!
"I swear... puhaha!" With the sound of the bottle breaking as it hit the ground, Jie, don't do it, spat out black blood and collapsed as well.
Inside the Resurrection Hall.
"Everyone, actually, things are like this. Please give me a minute to explain... Oh no!" Jie, don't do it, was still struggling to speak when the other four members pressed him to the ground and began to pummel him.
At the same time.
"Hmm? The storeroom that Big Brother Taste mentioned earlier is this place, right?"
"These barrels, are they the broth?"
"Who knows, Big Brother Taste is totally immersed right now, so we can't ask him. Whatever, let's just take them away!"
"Yeah, hotpot broth has everything in it, so let's pour it all in!"
...
Two fourth-test players dressed as chefs entered the hidden room where Jie, don't do it, and the other four were waiting. Without much thought, they carried away the water barrels filled with Huang Ling's and Lian Duoduo's bathwater.
Then, skillfully, they moved to the sect's main hall and poured the contents into a massive revolving hotpot.
By now, a grand revolving hotpot banquet was set up in the main hall.
All one hundred thousand fourth-test newcomers watched the livestream as they took their seats.
Because tonight was the legendary feast hosted by the first-test legend, Beef Noodle Master!
All one hundred thousand fourth-test newcomers were in attendance.
Soon, Beef Noodle Master appeared on the scene.
"Brothers from the fourth test!!! Today is the day when I, Beef Noodle Master, officially become the Patriarch of the Flame Huang Sect. Since Brother Ming is not around, here, this is my territory! Wahahaha!!!" Beef Noodle Master's opening sentence was arrogant to the extreme.
"Dang, truly the Big Bro Taste! Revolting on the regular!"
"Don't worry, once Brother Ming returns, he'll beat Big Bro Taste up!"
"Big Bro Taste is amazing, truly my daddy!"
...
The fourth-test newcomers spoke up, mostly showering Beef Noodle Master with praise.
Although Beef Noodle Master had always been a rascal!
But...
He's still my daddy, isn't he?
"Today's banquet is only for us players! Everyone, eat with peace of mind and enjoy! To make this a satisfying meal for our brothers, I've taken out a lot of the meat from ancient exotic beasts that I obtained from the Primordial Era. They've been made into various platters, absolutely amazing! Apart from that, there's also the Five-Color Mirage Tree that Senior Tianhuo mentioned! It's said that after eating this thing, you can evolve your own new constitution and innate talent! It's the ancestor of the Thousand Machines Unchanging Fruit!" Beef Noodle Master spoke loudly, as he had a few players bring out a Five-Color Tree.
This Five-Color Tree was what Beef Noodle Master had secretly kept after he and Flame Prison found the Primordial Beast and obtained its egg in the Primordial Era.
The soil around this Five-Color Tree was entirely composed of Xisoil!
Although it had already been swept away by He Yiming, placed in the Tower of Trials, and used to elevate players' Qingdi Longevity Bodies.
Beef Noodle Master had secretly kept the Five-Color Tree.
Then he discreetly asked Tianhuo Mazy Fire for information and learned that the real name of the Five-Color Tree was the Five-Color Mirage Tree!
Mirage Trees were the ancestors of
all heaven and earth treasures that could change at will. For example, the Thousand Machines Unchanging Fruit that Beef Noodle Master had found in the Hundred Thousand Mountains to the north of the Wastelands was considered a descendant of the Mirage Tree and had a faint effect of the Mirage Tree.
Eating the Thousand Machines Unchanging Fruit could change one's constitution, which was the source of Monkey D. Luffy's rubber-like body!
The effects of the Mirage Tree, however, far exceeded those of the Thousand Machines Unchanging Fruit!
The Thousand Machines Unchanging Fruit could only change a portion of one's constitution, but the Mirage Tree could change one's own spiritual root attributes and even alter parts of one's bloodline! It could grant human bloodlines unique abilities and supernatural powers, and this wasn't even surprising!
Among them, the most supreme one was the Five-Color Mirage Tree! It was the emperor-level existence within the Mirage Tree category!
Today, Beef Noodle Master had brought it out and used it as a high-profile vegetable platter for the revolving hotpot.
".｀ In addition to the Five-Color Mirage Tree, I've also added some meat from ancient exotic beasts, along with a bit of Heavenly Thunder, a trace of Nine-Color Heavenly Tribulation, and a hint of Heaven's Five Calamities! I guarantee that this revolving hotpot meal will be absolutely explosive, absolutely delicious, and absolutely unparalleled in the world!" Beef Noodle Master boldly declared, exuding confidence.
"Ah ah ah, Beef Noodle Master is amazing!"
"Truly the man, Beef Noodle Master is my daddy!"
"Oh my god, this revolving hotpot is absolutely invincible, isn't it?"
...
The fourth-test newcomers were immediately excited, each one thrilled beyond belief.
Truly Beef Noodle Master, the things he brings out for his banquets are on a completely different level!
Those deep-sea king skewers, red-eyed black dragon legs, and other dishes that the legends of the first, second, and third tests brought out in normal times were simply not in the same league!
This is the real revolving hotpot!
"Eating so much, is it really okay? Could we explode from eating too much?" At this point, a few players analyzed from a scientific perspective, wondering if consuming such a vast amount of energy all at once would lead to an explosion.
Id: Get up here on my platform.
"According to my fantasy world science theory, consuming so many high-energy substances mixed together is equivalent to swallowing hundreds or even thousands of elixirs in one gulp. If we eat this, our physical bodies won't be able to handle it and we'll definitely explode!" Fast, Get on My Platform earnestly analyzed and came to an extremely certain conclusion.
"Explode? If we do, we'll just revive and keep eating. Are you dumb? Isn't that a simple problem!" However, a nearby food-loving player casually spoke, leaving Fast, Get on My Platform wide-eyed and speechless.
Damn, that actually makes sense!
What's there to think about?
In one word: eat!