Chapter 1010 - You Want to Kill Me When I'm So Adorable?
Chapter 1010 - You Want to Kill Me When I'm So Adorable?
"So annoying! Are you insane?"
"I'm so adorable, and you still want to kill me?"
"Are you toxic?"
...
At this moment, Beef Noodles, who was still figuring out how to escape, saw Gu Zizi gathering a powerful attack to try and kill him. He was immediately shocked and couldn't help but curse.
Gu Zizi: "???"
Adorable?
Are you seriously calling yourself adorable?
What the hell!
Before Gu Zizi could process this, Beef Noodles, with a smile like honey on his lips, skillfully continued his barrage of verbal taunts.
"You're a powerful Nascent Soul expert!"
"At such a critical moment..."
"Aren't you supposed to suddenly realize the situation, sacrifice yourself for the greater good, self-destruct with that suspicious egg containing remnants of an evil deity, and save the world?"
"Then I'll clean up your treasures, tidy up the battlefield, make a fortune from the bloodshed, and make a safe escape! I'll also take credit for everything! Externally, I'll say you were eaten by some unknown thing and turned into poop!"
"See, this plan makes so much sense!"
"So, hurry up and self-destruct, and go down with that egg!"
...
Beef Noodles said seriously.
Just as Gu Zizi was in the middle of gathering his powerful attack, he heard Beef Noodles' words and shuddered all over with anger.
Save the world with my egg?
Die together with that suspicious egg?
Do you think I'm some kind of idiotic saint or a pure lotus flower?
Today, even if I die!
Even if I'm absorbed by the evil deity!
Before that...
I must kill you, you little brat!
In this moment, Gu Zizi even forgot his fear of the evil deity.
He had only one thought in his mind!
Today, I absolutely must slap Haagen-Dazs' Pippi Shrimp to death!
"Die!!!" Gu Zizi lifted his hand, and a domineering force erupted as he directed it toward Beef Noodles.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Beef Noodles let out a scream and...
He was slapped to death by Gu Zizi!
"Ah! So satisfying!" Watching Beef Noodles finally being slapped to death, Gu Zizi suddenly felt an indescribable sense of relief.
Three days of pent-up hatred, frustration, and humiliation all poured out at this moment.
"I have enlightened!!!" Gu Zizi's thoughts flowed smoothly, and his aura burst forth. At this very moment, his cultivation advanced by leaps and bounds!
From the mid-stage of the Nascent Soul realm, he broke through to the late-stage in one breath!
"At this moment, I am invincible!!!" Gu Zizi felt the overwhelming power surging within him and couldn't help but raise his arms and shout triumphantly!
And then...
"Ah! Damn it! That darn Haagen-Dazs' Pippi Shrimp!!!" Gu Zizi let out a miserable scream as he was swallowed by numerous ink-green vortexes, converging into ethereal tentacles, and pulled into the interior of the suspicious egg...
In the Revival Hall of the Flame Yellow Sect.
Beef Noodles' figure quickly reappeared.
"What the hell, Gu Zizi is really ferocious!" Beef Noodles rolled his eyes.
Although the core of the Chaotic Sea Domain emitted a somewhat eerie aura with the essence of an evil deity, it didn't affect Beef Noodles in the slightest.
"Well, it seems that the core with the suspicious egg should be the location of the new plot. It probably hasn't been unlocked yet! Alright, I'll report to Ming Ge once he returns. For now..." Beef Noodles smoothly arrived at his dormitory, picking up the storage ring and various equipment he had left here.
"Oh, there's also this!" Finally, Beef Noodles put on the talisman amulet, wearing it around his neck.
In this battle, Beef Noodles had already anticipated the possibility of dying. After all, his main task as the bait was to draw Gu Zizi into the depths of the Chaotic Sea Domain. So, he didn't bring any valuable items himself!
He only carried a bunch of Thunder Fury God-Demon Cards and the Three Illusionary Divine Wings Avatar.
After all, Beef Noodles' plan was to lure Gu Zizi to the deepest part of the Chaotic Sea Domain. If there was anything suspicious there, getting Gu Zizi involved was the best outcome.
It's just that the deepest part of the Chaotic Sea Domain turned out to be the suspicious egg emitting the aura of an evil deity.
And the countless figures swimming around the suspicious egg made it even more peculiar!
"Under my command, the Pippi Shrimps shouldn't have come to the Chaotic Sea Domain. So, those Pippi Shrimps surrounding the suspicious egg... Where did they come from? And shouldn't the aquatic race have been exterminated? Why are there still aquatic beings? Could it be... from a distant era?" Beef Noodles couldn't help but think.
If so...
How long has this suspicious egg emitting the aura of an evil deity been here?
But soon, someone interrupted Beef Noodles' thoughts.
"Damn, these Undersea Kings, they're damn annoying!"
"Brothers, charge!"
"Undersea Kings, I'm fighting you to the death today!"
...
Beef Noodles was still lost in thought when he saw a large group of Fourth Test Undersea Kings players resurrecting in the Revival Hall and then rushing down the mountain with curses.
In less than a moment, another group of players resurrected and hurriedly ran down the mountain.
"What the hell are these Undersea Kings?" Beef Noodles was taken aback.
But Beef Noodles didn't dwell on it.
It was probably some variant like the previous Deep Sea King. It was likely another kind of weird creature, and they were all just a bunch of weaklings anyway!
Even if the Deep Sea King was strong, how much stronger could it get?
It couldn't have possibly transformed and broken through to the Nascent Soul realm, right?
Hahaha, impossible!
Beef Noodles found it quite amusing.
So Beef Noodles didn't pay much attention to it and quickly passed through the teleportation gate to arrive at a new location.
The Demon World!
"Big Brother Noodles is here!"
"Damn, Big Brother Noodles is finally here!"
"Big Brother Noodles!!!"
...
Inside the Demon World, there were already over ten thousand demon race male players waiting for him.
"Fourth Test brothers! The plan has been successful! Next, I will lead you to soar!" Beef Noodles laughed heartily, raising his hands and announcing confidently!
However, the demon race Fourth Test players all tilted their heads.
Damn it!
Big Brother Noodles, you've been saying this for quite a few times now!
Every time you say you're going to lead us to soar...
We end up being cannon fodder in the Chaotic Star Sea! We're herded together, then slapped to death by the Ten Thousand Beasts Palace!
We become cannon fodder at the boundary of the Chaotic Sea Domain! Slapped to death by that Palace again!
The second time we attacked Tianlong Island, we were slapped to death by that Palace again!
Well, flying is indeed fast!
Breakneck speeds of farting, flying
back to the Revival Hall, that's indeed fast!
And all three times, we were slapped to death by the same Palace!
"Brothers, believe me, just look into my sincere eyes!" Beef Noodles blinked his eyes, appearing very sincere.
"Well, since Big Brother Noodles says so, it's probably true!"
"Makes sense! He's fooled us three times, won't fool us a fourth time, he must be telling the truth this time!"
"Alright, we'll believe Big Brother Noodles one more time!"
...
The demon race Fourth Test players nodded and decided to trust Beef Noodles one more, more, more time.
"Hey, this bunch of good kids is so adorable!" Beef Noodles was moved, genuinely moved.
If it were the First Test brothers, they would have already rushed up and started brawling. Don't ask why!
But these Fourth Test newcomers chose to keep believing in him!
They're just too adorable!
Ah, newcomers are the most adorable!
And that naturally meant...
He needed to swindle them into being cannon fodder again!
So Beef Noodles expertly led the group of Fourth Test demon race male players to a location.
Demon Citadel.
It was also the base established by players in the Demon World.
The defense facilities here were very comprehensive, with various celestial fire traps, cannons, and more.
"Come here, everyone! Next, I'm going to unveil an earth-shattering, sneak attack grand plan!" Beef Noodles grinned and confidently began.
Because what comes next will reveal everything!