Chapter 1137: Rising by a Foot, Exceeding by Nine Zhang
Chapter 1137: Rising by a Foot, Exceeding by Nine Zhang
Rising by a Foot, Exceeding by Nine Zhang
These damn brats!
Beef Noodle Face almost coughed up blood, but he couldn't hold it back.
"Brothers, the Lustful Demon Legion is our ally! Aren't you worried?" Beef Noodle Face brought out the concept of righteousness.
"Worried my ass! They're all dead, why should we care?" However, the players just shrugged, showing no concern.
"The enemies are really strong, a bunch of enemies are waiting for you to kill!"
"I'm just waiting for Brother Ming to come out and fly with him!"
"Rescuing the Lustful Demon Legion is like indebting them to us!"
"What's the use of indebtedness? Does it smell like hot pot? Face Bro, you're trying to fool us again!"
"Rescuing the Lustful Demon Legion, every Lustful Demon can... Ah! Think about it, 7 million Lustful Demons, that's 70 million contribution points!"
"Bullshit! There are 100,000 players. If you distribute it evenly, each person would only get 700 contribution points. Are you kidding me? I'm not budging for that tiny contribution! Forget it!"
...
However, even though Beef Noodle Face tried to persuade them three times in a row, most players remained unmoved. Even those who initially responded to the call sat down when they heard these analyses.
Beef Noodle Face was ready to explode.
These damn brats were getting harder and harder to fool! Damn it! He had only fooled them a dozen times or so. How could they be like this? Where was the trust between people?
So infuriating!
But Beef Noodle Face's evil grin returned.
Hehehe, luckily, he had a trump card!
They brought this upon themselves!
"Brothers! Even if you don't want to save the Lustful Demon male warriors... but..."
"In the Lustful Demon Legion, there are over a thousand stunning female warriors! Each one is exceptionally beautiful, top-tier beauties! They are now in dire straits, waiting for their knight in shining armor to come to their rescue! It's possible that whoever rescues them, even if they offer themselves, might have a chance!" Beef Noodle Face said loudly.
"Really?"
"Bullshit, Face Bro is trying to fool us again!"
"Exactly, I've seen the Lustful Demon Legion before. They're all rough and tough!"
"No proof, no truth. Face Bro, show us evidence!"
"That's right, show us some proof!"
"Face Bro wants to fool us into working for him again. Damn it, this time I won't be fooled like the previous nine times!"
...
However, although players were a bit puzzled, they quickly began to question Beef Noodle Face's claims.
Beef Noodle Face knew that if he didn't bring out his trump card, it wouldn't work!
"Hehe, you want evidence? Then I'll..."
"I'll give you evidence!"
...
Beef Noodle Face flipped his palm, and a glass screen appeared in front of the players.
On the glass screen, nearly a thousand Lustful Demon stunning beauties dressed in black dresses, armor, or leather outfits were panicking, desperately calling for help.
But the scene quickly stopped.
"What do you think? Now..." Beef Noodle Face smirked, about to continue deceiving.
"Face Bro, I've always been the one who trusted you the most. Just tell us the location! No need to ask why! Sacrificing oneself to save the allies, as the number one handsome guy in the Flame Yellow Sect, it's my responsibility that I can't shirk!" Handsome Shan Ye appeared beside Beef Noodle Face all of a sudden, a righteous look on his face.
"Damn it!" Beef Noodle Face was stunned!
Where did this Handsome Shan Ye come from all of a sudden?
Could you be any more dramatic?
And the players were instantly in an uproar!
"Bullshit, Lustful Demon's beauty... uh, ally, we'll save them!"
"Right, let me handle it!"
"Get out of the way, if you're going to squat at the sect and eat hot pot, don't grab with me!"
"I've always trusted every word of Face Bro!"
"Right, even though Face Bro fooled me nine times, I still choose to believe him the tenth time! Based on Face Bro's handsomeness, this trust is well-deserved!"
"You bunch of idiots, you change your minds so quickly! Move aside, Face Bro, let me go first!"
...
In the blink of an eye, seventy to eighty thousand players gathered in the square, all with a sense of justice.
Not only that.
"Face Bro, wait for me! I'm coming!" Guan Sandao and the others walked out of the resurrection hall, a neat formation of ten thousand people, not one less, all in attendance!
No need to ask why!
Beef Noodle Face: ???
Damn these old SPs. If the Flame Yellow Sect captures them, they should all be sentenced to death. Except for female players, none of them are innocent!
"Luckily, I filmed a little video of Mo Daji's personal guard with Mo Daji before. I had these guard beauties cooperate with a performance... Otherwise, it would have been really hard to fool these damn brats this time!" Beef Noodle Face chuckled evilly in his heart.
Rising by a foot, exceeding by nine zhang! These happy-go-lucky guys ultimately fell into his trap! Hahaha!
However, Beef Noodle Face quickly resumed a serious expression.
"The enemies are exceptionally strong this time! So, everyone must follow my command!" Beef Noodle Face said loudly.
"No problem, Face Bro, we've always believed in you and will definitely follow your lead!" Every male player present raised their hands and pledged while patting their chests.
"For this battle, let the Old Pillar be the commander, leading the main force!"
"However, the nine elders shall stay for now! I have other important tasks to arrange!"
...
Beef Noodle Face waved his hand and announced.
"Hahaha, Xiao Mian, you finally realized it! Good job! For this battle that you can't handle, just leave it to your teacher!" Old Pillar, Qianshou of the Flame Yellow Sect, appeared immediately with a whoosh, looking like a sage and old man.
Fuck your brother!
You're the little one here, your whole clan is full of little ones! Fuck your brother's teacher!
Beef Noodle Face cursed inwardly, but outwardly, he calmly said, "In that case, Old Pillar, I'll leave it to you!"
"Rest assured, when I, your teacher, make a move, no one will be my match! Disciples, follow your teacher to battle!!!"
...
Old Pillar instantly gathered almost all the players present and rushed through the teleportation portal
, heading towards the lower plane where the Lustful Demon Legion was trapped.
"Seems like I've forgotten something important?" At this moment, Piggy Long's steps halted. In his mind, he seemed to be trying to recall something crucial.
2.5 "Damn it, there's a thousand Lustful Demon girls. If we're late, they'll be gone!"
"Exactly, screw this, whoever competes with me, I'll beat them together with the enemies!"
"Don't rush, first exterminate the enemies, then we can have our internal disputes later! Trust me, I get it now!"
...
But as Piggy Long heard the players' excited shouts, he recalled the countless stunning figures he had seen in the scene just now, and his mind heated up.
"Attack, kill, charge!" Piggy Long joined the group of players, shouting along with them as they rushed out.
Seeing this scene, Beef Noodle Face swiftly switched back to his original position.
"Number 9, how is it?" Demon Master Yan and the other powerhouses looked nervously at Black-Clothed Sect's Number 9 who had opened his eyes.
Beef Noodle Face opened his eyes and, seeing the expectant gazes of Demon Master Yan and the others, he grinned wickedly.