World Conclusion

[Time skip]

"...hell...there..." Came a voice as I started to regain consciousness.

"...know." Came another.

"I..." Came the first voice. Then I fell unconscious again.

[Time skip]

"I started feeling like I was going to go insane. I mean, I felt like I just woke up a few moments later after the first, but after the second one I just stayed conscious in my unconsciousness. That'd be fine if I could feel the proper passage of time." I...thought?...monologed?...meh.

"I never actually thought I could feel miserable while also feeling like I'm getting better. Maybe this is how Emiya felt when he falls asleep or unconscious...or maybe not. Maybe his is like a memory despite happening just before he wakes up. Or...something...man, I really am bored." I, said?...yeah, let's go with that.

"I, don't know if I'll wake up soon, but I hope I do. So, here's to sanity in an insanely vast void." I say, mentally raising a nonexistent shot glass in the air, before I swallowed it.

[Time skip]

I was laying on a bed I had constructed out of the nothingness and pondering on what a void actually was.

"Is it like a sinkhole that pulls everything into itself, or is it just a place that wants everything to come to it. Maybe, it's not." I say, feeling on the verge of some kind of revelation. "I don't think things could form from nothing...so what happened?" I asked, starting from the beginning of this line of self questioning.

"Let's say that gravity didn't exist...not really." I say, walking down a different path of questions. "Something had to come into being, and that something contained the concept of gravity. Pulling everything into itself and, in consequence, to each other." I say, not quite liking where I'm going with this.

"If this thing, let's say, created gravity in our universe by coming here. Would it stay...and if not what is this thing that brought gravity here? Better question, why? Is it just a byproduct of his presence, or does he need everything in our universe for something?" I question, really, not liking that train of thought-

As this message popped up I finally saw something in the vast void aside from the bed. As I looked at it, I thought of a star, then a sun, before it came into view...an eye...

It stared at, into, and beyond me all at once and yet it did none of that at the same time. It was as if it just noticed a nat in its field of view, and instead of swatting it away it chose to...watch it. Like it thought that it's frantic flapping was funny...or...entertaining.

...it pissed me off. Just as it held overwhelming power and uncaringness for all existence in equel measures. I held two things as well...rage and spite. In accordance with that, I clenched my fist and blinked, imagining myself punching through the nothingness, beyond the nothingness, and right into his eye. I screamed as I felt a searing pain enter my own eyes.

As I screamed in the void, I realized something. I could feel that. My screaming.

"WARNING!!! ????? IS TRYING CURSE YOU!!! IS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU!!!"

"WARNING!!! IS FAILING!!!"

"WARNING!!! HAS FAILED!!!"

"?????'S PROGRESS HAS HULTED DUE TO AN OUTSIDE FORCE!!!"

"????? HAS BEEN REPELLED BY ANOTHER FORCE!!!"

"AN OUTSIDE FORCE HAS BLESSED YOU IN ORDER TO OFFSET THE EFFECTS OF THE CURSE FROM ?????!!!"

"THE BLESSING AND CURSE ARE BEING MERED AS A RESULT OF THE GAMERS SYSTEM TAKING OVER TO PROTECT THE GAMER!!!"

"WARNING!!! THE MERGING IS CHANGING YOUR RACE!!!"

"...processing...processing...COMPLETE!!!"

"CONGRATULATIONS 'Human' IS NOW 'Transcendent Human'"

As I continued screaming, I felt hands holding me down, I kicked and screamed. Not knowing what was real and what was fake. I shouted in a tongue I didn't know, yet knew intrinsically. I moved limbs I couldn't even imagine having, yet had. I shook the hands off and rose to my feet as I tried to figure out where I was.

Before I could open my eyes a new alert popped up.

"WARNING!!! DUE TO THE HASTE OF RACE CHANGE THE GAMER WILL BE FORCED INTO A STATE OF STASIS FOR FINAL CORRECTIONS TO BE DONE AND THE GAMERS BODY WILL BE SENT TO TALK WITH AN ADMINISTRATOR WHEN THE PROCESS IS COMPLETE!!!"

"Sorry bout the pain, see you when you're done! - @$&%!?@"

Then I blinked, without blinking. I breathed without breathing. I felt without feeling. Then, like a slap, I did. And I was sitting in a room.

The room was in an old Victorian style, with similar furniture and decorations. It all had a pure shade of white as the main color and black or gray as a secondary. There were accents of crimson in some of the more...risqué, pieces of decoration. There was a table in front of me with snacks and a tea set that had some in the cups, a bowl of cubed sugar to the side. The last thing I expected would be here was the person sitting, cross-legged infront of me.

"Mittlet?" I say, looking at the ever short girl in elegant Victorian like clothing that give off hints of something a bit more suductive. As I look, I realize that I didn't actually move my mouth. As I wondered how I said that without using the thing I needed to say it with, she spoke.

"I knew you were impressive, but..." She said, trailing off at the end as her cheeks began to turn red and her body began to shake. "To think you would be impressive enough to pull the attention of two primordial beings..." She said as I l...saw...her get visible moist...through the table. As I see that, I start to realize that, I didn't actually move my head to see all the things around me.

"I mean, you were already good looking but now-" She said, cutting herself off as she slammed the table and stood. "YOU'RE LIKE, TOTALLY MY TYPE!!!" She shouted, a look of hunger in her eyes and flush apparent on her face.

"No thanks, I'm not into kids." I 'say', and she falls backwards onto the chair, grabbing her heart dramatically.

"AAAAAAAGGHHHH!!! NOOOO, REGECTED BY A TECNICAL FREAK!!!"

"Hey!-" I try, but am cut off.

" I, MITTLET, THE MOST ADORABLE HALF-ANGEL!!! THE ANGEL THAT KEPT GOD ALIVE AT HIS SUPPOSED END AND GIVEN A HALO ONCE MORE FOR ASSISTING THE CONFLICT TO IT'S END!!! WAS REGECTED BY A FREAK!?!?"

"HEY!!!" I actually shout this time. My mouth forming over a patch of skin I felt before she started this nonsense. That shocks both her and myself, because my voice sounded as if it was a choir filled with myself. It sounded both angelic and demonic.

Though it had tones of evil, it mixed well with the good, creating the song that was my voice...and it seemed to both physically and mentally daze her. Her eyes slightly closing and her shoulders slumping a bit...then she blushes even brighter than before and mutters,

"And that voice, oh how I want to just gobble you up right here and now..." She says, her voice husky, and the flames of passion burning in her eyes. She gets onto the table and starts to crawl towards me, her panting starting to create steam in the warm room. As she approaches I try to move away but-

*CLANG! CLANG!*

Two chains come from golden portals and grab me, draining me of my strength and holding me down. She reaches me and-

"PFFT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT I'D FUCK YOU! HAHAHA!!! THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! I'M GONNA DIE FROM HOW HARD I'M LAUGHING!!!"

I break, feeling like my soul just exploded and the scraps got torn apart. And she just kept laughing as she got back in her seat. Each laugh just tore and tore until she stopped. I slump further back into the chair from the look she gave me. It was a look of sarcastic pity that just dug further into my heart. She closed her eyes, breathed in through her nose, and sighed with whimsy.

"Aaanyways~, how have you been Issac-kun~!" She says with a smile that, too anyone else, would have been charming. But to me, it just pulled the already healing parts of my heart back down.

"...why do you have to do this, NOW, of all times?" I asked with sorrow that all blue balled men know.

"Because it's just too fun not too~!" She said with the biggest grin on her face, as if she didn't just fuck with my heart. "Back to the thing I asked, Issac-kun!" She asked again, giving a genuine smile that I didn't notice.

"Huuuuh!...strange...I mean, awesome! But, still, strange." I said, still feeling weird about the whole, 360 degree vision. "My depression and everything is gone...so that's cool..." I said, looking down at my...hands!?!? I raise my arm and look at the pasty white skin I have, devoid of blemishes and scars...

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME!?!?" I scream, loud enough that the building shakes, Mittlet even winced from the volume. I try to jump up but Mittlet appeared in front of me and literally pushed her index finger into my skull...it didn't hurt, but it still felt weird. I was so stunned I didn't move, then a soothing feeling flowed through my body and helped me relax.

"Shhhhhh, it's all right, this is just your new body. It'll be some time before the changes you made will be copied and integrated, so this is just a little talk that you and I are going to have real quick. Ok?" She explained and I nodded.

"Is my system off? I asked, and she nodded. "...was my...was my system incomplete?" I asked, making her eyes widen for a moment before they went back to normal.

"...yes, it was." She said with a real look of pity.

"Nex, is she ok?" I ask, and her eyes unfocused for a second before coming back and answering.

"Kinda, that evolution out of nowhere really fried her systems, but..." She said, trailing off at the end.

"Will she be, OK?" I press, and she looks into my eyes.

"She'll be OK, it's just that, until she gets used to the new stuff that are being added, she'll be turned off." She said, trying to be positive about the situation.

"...what happened to the world I was in?" I ask, and she looked away for a second, then looked back with a complicated look.

"Technically, it's been a few hundred years-"

"A few hundred years!?" I shout, not as loud as the one before, but enough for the decorations to shudder. I take a breath and refocus. "What do you mean, 'technically'?"

"Well, it has been a few hundred years since the day you left, but once your body is done you'll be sent back to the place you first fell unconscious. There will be some changes, like your eyes." She supplied.

"What do you mean by that?" I asked, trying to move my perspective to my eyes. As I did I saw them...and they're white to...don't know why I didn't see that coming.

"The color will be the same when they're off...but they'll change when they activate. No, I won't tell you about what they do. 'Why?', because I don't know what they do."

"... ... ...What...will happen to my...stats..." I ask, not wanting to sound like an idiot. But-

"Pfft!" She laughed, and my heart was torn again. After a few moments of subdued laughter later, she spoke. "Well, when you get sent back you'll have to start over, but there will be some really good benefits for you to do so...not that you really need them...but they are there." She informed.

"...last question...what's a, 'Transcendent Human' exactly?" I ask and she grins.

"I'm glad you asked! Well, it's not some ultra paladin race or something, so don't worry about that." She says, making me sigh in relief. "I mean, it's more like, easy mode." She says, and I quark an eyebrow.

"Easy mode?" I parrot.

"Yes, easy mode. The way you became one allows you to be a jack-of-all-trades with none of the draw backs!" She cheers, raising a fist into the air. "If what I know is correct, then you will even have a real boost to EXP gains and stat boosts from race effects!" She cheers again.

"NOTICE! YOUR BODY IS READY FOR INTEGRATION, PLEASE BE READY!"

"Looks like we're running out of time, and I know you want to ask more questions but I'll answer them when we meet again, ok?" She says with a smile. Then that smile turned sadistic as she gets up from her chair, walks around the table and sits on my lap. "So, be sure to come back soon~! Issac-kun~!" She whispered, wrapping her arms around my neck and coming closer.

"NOTICE! INTEGRATION INITIATING!"

I feel a pulling sensation, and then something press onto my cheek-

*chew*

Then I was gone.

[Mittlet pov - right after Issac left]

"HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!! WHY COULDN'T I RESIST HIM!?!?" I shout, rolling on the floor next to the table.

"You really like him, don't you?" Came 'HIS' voice.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT FUCKING SHIT FROM YOU OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE!!!" I yell, dropping the kind demeanor I was holding before. The he give me the same look I gave Issac, a look of sarcastic pity.

"Oh no~, my beloved sister has fallen for the human she help~! However shall I cope~!" He said, placing a hand on his forehead and leaning back like a forsaken maiden. I grabbed a chair, filled it with holy energy, and threw it at his face.

He dodged and I shouted at him again, "FUCK OFF AZAZEL!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" He cackled, running out of the room as I chaised him, holy spears in my hand.

[Issac pov]

Everything felt, hazy, distant, and yet close and clear. I think I know what's happening, but I don't know what to do about it...maybe...focus-

.....

Mental Mastery 1/100

- Shows how good you are at keeping you mind in check.

.....

"Huh...neet!" I say, sitting on the concrete floor. Though, as I did-

*WOOSH! Screech!!!*

A massive amount of wind pressure arouse from me, and I blinked in surprise. "Just how strong did I get by becoming a 'Transcendent Human'?" I asked my self.

"You didn't, your stats are just being given fairly now!" Came Mittlet's voice, making me jump is surprised, causing another shockwave of air pressure to shoot out. "Calm down, I'm just replacing your system assisted for the moment." She says, making me calm slightly.

"So, how are they?" I question, and my stats pop up.

-----

Name: Issac Wolfe

Race: Transcendent Human

Title: Crook Cleaner, Eldrich Touched, Primordials Favorite

Class: The Hair of Wick

Sub-Class: Arcane Mage

Intrinsic Class: Primordial [BLANK] ☆

Main Class Level: 1/100

Sub-Class Level: 1/100

Intrinsic Class Level: 1/100

First Class Understanding: 15/100

Sub-Class Understanding: 5/100

Intrinsic Class Understanding: 0.5/100

HP: 100,000/100,000

SP: 100,000/100,000

MP: 100,000/100,000

Strength: 5,000

Dexterity: 5,000

Endurance: 5,000

Intelligence: 5,000

Wisdom: 5,000

Charisma: 5,000

Luck: 5,000

Kill Count: 64/1,000

Stat points remaining - 0

Intensive Training - 0

☆ - Intrinsic Class will always be with the GAMER. The [BLANK] will be there until the GAMER chooses what path he wishes to go down.

- Race effects

Stat multiples by ×5 to Kill Count and Skill points.

Kill Count and Stat points - All added stats are multiplied by ×5 [example: OLD STAT+(INPUT STATS×5)= NEW LEVEL]

.....

/Transcendent Human perks/

Transcendent Understanding

- The whispers of the void and songs of the creation grant their secrets to you. Reducing MP cost for spells, and increasing spell power by factors of 2.

- Further your understanding by developing/studying spells, rituals, the unknown, and more.

Eldrich Mind

- Due to your encounter with an Eldrich being, your mind has been forever changed. Grants a large variety of scionics, you must be the one to find them all though. (Mind cannot be attacked or read without your permission)

Primordial Eyes

- Due to your encounter with a Primordial being, your sight has been forever changed. Grants you the ability to see the the Primordial energies in the world, you must be the one find how to control that energy though.

/Transcendent Human skills/

Third Eye - 1/100

- This skill can show you all things in your surroundings. Current range: 10 meters

Telekinesis 1/100

- The art of using your mind as another appendage. (Strength of skill depends on STR plus INT plus WIS divided by 2)

/Transcendent Human magic/

Primordial Magic [LOCKED]

- Reach level 100 and 50 understanding for Primordial [BLANK] to unlock this.

Eldrich Magic [LOCKED]

- Reach level 100 and 50 understanding for Primordial [BLANK] to unlock this.

.....

/Perks/

Transcendent Understanding

- The whispers of the void and songs of the creation grant their secrets to you. Reducing MP cost for spells, and increasing spell power by factors of 2.

- Further your understanding by developing/studying spells, rituals, the unknown, and more.

Eldrich Mind

- Due to your encounter with an Eldrich being, your mind has been forever changed. Grants a large variety of scionics, you must be the one to find them all though. (Mind cannot be attacked or read without your permission)

Primordial Eyes

- Due to your encounter with a Primordial being, your sight has been forever changed. Grants you the ability to see the the Primordial energies in the world, you must be the one find how to control that energy though.

/Skills/

Observe (non-divine) - 2/5

- With your current level of you can see any humans status, while you only get bits and pieces of other races. (Can always see races. Can see the stats of anything that isn't divine)

The Wick Fist Martial Art - 67/100

- A fighting style the consists of multiple different ones that are blended together and support each other. (Allows for merging with other martial arts.)

Adaptable (mind/body) - 43/100

- It is easier for the user to get used to difficult/unexpected situations, and will even be able to find outcomes that most others would never see.

Weapon maintenance - 69/100

- Shows how good you are at keeping your weapons in proper shape. The higher the skill, the lower the amount of tarnish and damage done to the weapon.

Lurk - 29/100

- Allows one to hide in the midst of a crowd and the shadows. Can even let one enter enemy locations as one of them if the skill is high enough.

Intimidation - 34/100

- Use this when you want to get someone to agree with you, even if they don't want to!

(Increases effectiveness.)

Sprint 100/100

- Increases your speed by 1% every level.

Mental Mastery 1/100

- Shows how good you are at keeping your mind in check.

The Six Powers: 1/7

Finger Pistol: 1/100

Tempest Kick: 58/100

Iron Body: 38/100

Paper Drawing: 45/100

Moon Walk: 78/100

Shave: 100/100

?????: (Recended that you max all powers before creation for best results.)

/Spells/

Arcane bolt - 7 MP per bolt

- Shoots a bolt of tracking Arcane energy at targets.

Arcane barrage - 40 MP per burst

- Shoots a barrage of bolts that tracking Arcane energy at targets. (Current shots: 5)

Arcane empowerment - MP cost in discrimination.

- Can empower weapons with Arcane energy increasing its attack power. (×2 damage increase) - 12 MP per attack

- Can empower your stats by ×1.5. Effect can stack up to 2 times. - 50 MP per use.

Overcharge - 500 MP

- Overcharges anything with Arcane energy. (Increases attack and defense once by ×5.

- Increases 1 stat by ×5 for 1 minute. (WARNING!!! You take 25% of all damage you deal when effect ends.)

Primordial Magic [LOCKED]

- Reach level 100 and 50 understanding for Primordial [BLANK] to unlock this.

Eldrich Magic [LOCKED]

- Reach level 100 and 50 understanding for Primordial [BLANK] to unlock this.

-----

"...I..." I try, but I just shut my mouth, rub my face, and stand up very carefully. I use Third Eye and see everything around me. At the edge of my vision I see Brixtons mangled and broken corpse in a container. Along with that I see the family in the room I left them in, the daughter is still dancing, the son looks worried, and the mother is watching both of them.

"How'd they not hear that?" I question, remembering what I did the before blacking out.

"Wait, that's really what your going to start questioning? Not the fact that you're basically able to become a god in no time, or how you have almost unlimited potential for gaining abilities?" Mittlet asked, sounding more and more incredulous by the end. I just started walking back to the room.

"No, I just don't want to think about it, ok?" I said, wariness in my tone. As I said that a new pop-up appeared.

.....

Parallel Thought 1/100

- You can think of 2 different things at once. (You can use multiple non-physical abilities with this)

...

"...I hate this..." I say, stopping in my tracks and pinching the bridge of my nose.

...

Increased Processing 1/100

- You can think several times faster than normal. (1 sec real time is equel to 10 seconds for you)

.....

"WHAT THE HELL!?!?" I yell, throwing my hands up.

*WHOOSH!!! Screech!!!*

"Fuck!" I mutter as I lower my hands slowly. "OK, OK...breath in...breath out...focus..."

.....

Magic Control 1/100

- Shows how good you are at controlling your magic

.....

"...why am I getting this now?" I growl.

"Because-" Mittlet tried to answer but I cut her off

"Retorical!...sorry..." I said, feeling bad for snapping at her.

"You should get back, the songs about to end soon." Mittlet supplied, reminding me that there are other things I needed to do.

"Ah, right...I'll be fine right?" I ask as I I move towards the door.

"Maybe?" She says, sounding like she didn't know.

"Here goes nothing, I guess." I say, opening the door and hearing the music come to an end. I immediately activate Lurk and move to a side room I have for keeping spare clothes and other things like that. I change quickly and come out with a bag of wet wipes covered in blood. Tossing them I go to the fridge and grab a plastic bag filled with candy...that I...found.

"Hey little one! How'd you do?" I shout as I exit Lurk, making them all jump. She turned and tried to run but stumbled. As I caught her I noticed something. "Ah, she's asleep, good." I say, picking her up and handing her over to her mother.

"What happend out there?" She asked, looking worried.

"Just getting rid of someone that stuck their nose into something they shouldn't have." I say, avoiding 'that' talk for right now. "Just get some rest, we don't know how long it'll take for your husband to get back."

"Yeah, you're right." She says, looking like she wanted to say more but stopped herself and just went to a chair and sat with her daughter in her lap.

[Time skip - 1 month later]

.....

.....

"I just know the last portion of this is just gonna suck..." I say, getting off Brixtons motorcycle that I, permanently borrowed. As I look up at the sky scraper I can already tell something bads going to happen-

"FUCK!!!" I yell as I see a group of people start to run out of alleyways on both sides of me.

.....

Rouge Priest's

Level range: 100-125

Health range: 10,000-15,000

.....

"You just had to say something, didn't you?" Mittlet said, making me grumble.

"Yeah actually, why didn't you see this coming?" Nex asked, in a strange moment of agreement between the two. Oh right, Nex, she got back about a week after Mittlet became her temporary replacement. Mittlet on the other hand...won't leave.

"Haaaaa!...doesn't matter I guess...Shave-"

*WHUSH!-click!- SPLURGE!*

"There, you see, problem solved!" I say lazily. I mean, it's not like I hate being strong, it's just...this worlds starting to get on my nerves. The Luck Events are cool and all but it's still this world. It's all being suppressed by the fact there isn't any magic in this world, and because we're all supposed to be normal humans.

'And I'm just, not."?' I shake my head from the accelerated thoughts I was having and started to enter the building.

"Of course-" I tried to say something about how cliché this was but I was cut off by the intercom coming on.

〔"SO YOU'VE FINALLY ARRIVED!? IT'S TOO BAD YOU BE LEAVING!!! MEN, KILL HIM!!!"〕 The boss yells over the intercom.

"Ooooh~ brother~, this guy STINKS!!!" I shout as gangster run out in suit carrying rifles, pistols, and other varieties of weapons I don't care about anymore. I mean, I would, but...this world... "Let's just get this over with..." I mutter and pull my modified H.F.B. out of its sheath.

.....

High-Frequency Blade (Legendary)

- While it was originally only very durable, it has now become incredibly sharp due to Arcane tempering over a large amount of time. Along with being able to leave Arcane fire behind each strick when empowered. Due to the amount of use in the Iado style while using Arcane Empowerment the sword style has changed a curved double edge katana that glows blue along the edge.

.....

"Hey Mittlet?" I asked as I used Shave and cut the heads off of about half in a second. "Are the Rouge Priest's something you know about?" I ask as I sweep off the nonexistent blood on the blade and sheathing it.

"Maybe~" She said, mischievously.

"So yes then, Shave-" I said as I cut all but one of the rest of the gangsters heads off.

"No-" Mittlet said indignantly before I cut her off by pouring Arcane energy into the H.F.B. and plunged it into the last guys leg, making it start to burn.

"Is the boss actually here?" I asked, twisting the sword.

"N-NO! NO HE ISN'T!" He screamed, holding his leg.

"Where is he?" I asked, in a bored tone.

"I DON'T KNOW!!!" He screamed again.

"Who would?" I asked, pulling the sword out and positioning it above his manhood.

"ANYONE ON THE UPPER FLOORS! PLEASE JUST DON'T-" He answerd, trying to beg for his manhood to be sparred only to get his head cut off in return.

"Man, you're getting real brutal..." Nex said, and Mittlet hummed in affirmation.

"No, I'm just irritated from the amount of boredom I'm feeling, and when they all say the same thing like this guy-"

*Thwump! Thump! Thump!*

"It gets real annoying, real fast!" I growled out after kicking the guys head into a trashcan on the other end of the room. "Plus, I think the Gamers Instinct perk and my race changing is making me see things differently than a normal human...more than I thought it would at least." I explained as I claimed the stairs up the tower.

"That's fair, it does happen sometimes with Gamers." Mittlet affirmed.

"It doesn't help that, aside from the way I'm doing it, it's all the same thing I've done before." I said, stopping for a second to rub my face and use Third Eye. "Some on this floor, and the next...pointing guns at the elevators...yeah I'm not that stupid." I said, as I refocus and keep walking.

"Yeah, there's not a lot of variety in this world for you." Nex said, after thinking on my past for a second.

"The only thing that was different was Brixton, and you saw how that went. Hell, even those Rouge Priest's are boring now, and their best stat is DEXTERITY!" I ramble in anger as I reach the 25th floor. "...how many more floors are there?" I asked in dread, wishing I just took the elevators.

[Time skip - 30 minutes later]

*DING!*

"Iron Body-" I said, before bullets started flying through the elevator door...again. "Tempest Kick-"

*SHOONG! SPLURGE! THUMP ×20 *

Were the sounds after I kicked out and cut everyone on the other side in half. "One more floor and i can get this over with...actually..." I mutter, getting a bit existed. Looking at the mangled door I raise my fists, plant my feet, and say, "Iron Body, Shave, modified Finger Pistol"

*KURRRRRRRRN!!! WHUMP!!!*

"Hahahahaha!" I cackled, practically skipping over the corpses and up the stairs, nicking all the guns as I passed with telekinesis on instinct.

As I reached the top floor I opened the door with Lurk on and I saw the last group standing there, practically shitting themselves. I grinned maliciously as I approached.

"Oh, this is evil~" Mittlet said, sounding disgusted, "I love it!" Before, doing a 180 and sounded like she just found her most wanted toy on Christmas.

"I know, that's why I'm doing it." I said, getting right behind all of them and waiting. As the elevator dinged all of them started firing before dropping to the floor and continued. When their guns fell empty my grin grew wider.

"Where the fuck is he?" I said, using Lying and acting like I'm about to cry.

"How the fuck would I know-" The one that seemed like the leader said, before he glanced at my grinning ass and- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He screamed.

"WHATS WRONG!? IS MY FLY OPEN!?!?" I scream just as loud as him. All of the people in front of me turn around and scream as well. They all frantically try to reload their guns and failing. "Paper Drawing, Shave"

As the guys tried to reload I flicked out and grabbed all the magazines from their hands. As they start to realize what just happened they paled. They tried to run but I just broke one of the magazines, grabbed the bullets out of the air and threw them like kunai.

.....

YEET!!! 1/100

- YEET!!! Let's you throw literally anything with proficiency.

.....

*KASPLURGE!- BANG! ×20*

"""HAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME!!!""" We all shouted as the bullets went off simultaneously, painting the area around them in red.

"Hahaha, haha, haaaa~! That was worth it!" I exclaimed, resting my hands on my hips and admiring how far I had come, despite being in a stunted world.

"Welp! Time to go get the location!" I say, turning on my heel and walking up the cliché set of stairs to the cliché 'Princess is in another castle' scene.

[Time skip - 10 minutes later]

.....

.....

"You sure you wanna leave before getting all the loot boxes?" Mittlet asked as I walked out of the bunker I just got done slaughtering my way through.

"Yeah, I don't really want to stay here any longer..." I say as a door like black portal with red hints on the edge appears. "Guess this is my way out?" I asked rhetorically. "I just want to see the I.D. function.

*VVVWOOOM!- pop!*