A sandwich

In the Origin System, amidst the clashing factions and cosmic battles, lived a curious male Tenno named Ebrietas.

One day, after a particularly long mission against the Grineer, Ebrietas found himself craving a simple pleasure: a sandwich. As he sat in his Dormizone's cozy living area, he decided to ping Natah, the now Sentient guide of the Tenno, for some culinary advice.

"Hey, Natah," Ebrietas typed into his communication console, "I've been thinking... how do you make a sandwich?"

A few moments passed, and Natah's holographic image flickered to life before him. "Ah, Ebrietas," she greeted him with her usual calm tone, "a sandwich is a delightful choice. What type of sandwich are you interested in?"

Ebrietas scratched his head, his white hair moving gently. "Well, I've heard of classics like 'BLT' and 'Turkey Club,' but I've never made one before."

Natah nodded understandingly. "Let's start simple. A 'BLT' is a Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich. Begin by procuring these ingredients."

Ebrietas' eyes lit up. "Got it, bacon, lettuce, and tomato. What's next?"

"Once you have those, you'll need bread. Two slices," Natah instructed.

Ebrietas looked around his modestly stocked kitchen area. "Hmm, bread might be a bit tricky. I think I have some ration bars, though."

Natah raised a virtual eyebrow, her image betraying a hint of amusement. "Well, Tenno, it seems you're improvising. Ration bar slices it is."

With a chuckle, Ebrietas fetched the ration bars and started assembling them in a stack, mimicking the shape of bread slices. "Alright, now what?"

"Next, cook the bacon until it's crispy. You can use a heating element for that," Natah advised.

Ebrietas nodded and activated a small heating element. He watched the ration bar bacon sizzle and change color. "I think it's done. Crispy enough?"

"Indeed," Natah affirmed. "Now, place the cooked bacon on one 'slice' of ration bar. On the other 'slice,' add some shredded lettuce and slices of tomato."

As Ebrietas meticulously arranged his ration bar ingredients, he grinned, his eyes glowing with a golden color. "This is starting to look like a sandwich, I think."

"You're doing well, Ebrietas," Natah encouraged. "Now, if you have any condiments, you can add a small amount to enhance the flavor."

Ebrietas scoured his tiny condiment collection and found a small packet of something labeled "Space Mustard." He squeezed a bit onto the sandwich, looking satisfied.

"Perfect," Natah said. "Now, carefully press the two 'slices' together to form your sandwich."

Ebrietas followed her instructions, pressing the makeshift sandwich together. "There we go! A ration bar BLT!"

Natah's image displayed a hint of amusement again. "While it might not be the traditional version, it's your own unique creation, Ebrietas. Enjoy!"

Ebrietas took a big bite, chewing thoughtfully. "You know, Natah, even though it's not a real sandwich, it's surprisingly good. Thanks for the help!"

Natah nodded warmly. "You're welcome, Ebrietas. Remember, even in the midst of battles, taking a moment for simple pleasures can be quite refreshing."

And so, in the midst of the Origin System's chaos, Ebrietas savored his ration bar BLT sandwich, feeling a sense of accomplishment and contentment like never before. After all, it's the little moments that make life as a Tenno all the more meaningful.

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[Well, I choose Natah after the new war, but for the sake of this story, I will change it to Louts' next chapter.

I thought it was kind of funny if a Tenno master of Warframe, the godlike Killers, asked a sentient queen how to make a sandwich.

We never actually know what the other Tenno's do in their free time.

Ebrietas will be the main character for the story if you are wondering yes he is the player character]