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The Word Protection Agency has 400 Squads across many countries. One of the squads, is an English squad called Squad 13, and every single member of it is absolutely useless in all respects. 

With an impressive 0% success rate on all missions, they are notorious for being a bunch of idiots who can't seem to make a single mission go well.

They'd be fired by now if one of the members didn't have an insanely rich father who funded all of their missions and was a long time friend of the World Protection Agency's Leader.

They may be useless in all respects, but they're popular amongst the citizens. Why, because it's hilarious to watch someone fail miserably, over and over and over and over and over again...

Squad 13!

This is a spin off of the popular story, The Boy who Cried Wolf.


The Jelly who Cried Nuclear Armageddon Air Raid Siren...


Squad 13 were somehow granted permission to meet the prime minister of the UK. The four of them travelled all the way to the PMs office in London and what a time it was.


They laughed, they joked, they complained about their living situation and the fact that their two bedroom apartment was far too small for a group of four individuals and how they would like to request a relocation with the blessing of the prime minister, and they joked some more.


Whilst in the PMs office, Jelly stumbled herself upon a large button, a big green button that said "Nuclear Air Raid Siren." But of course, Jelly can't read. She pushed the button over and over again and sent the entire city evacuating into nuclear shelters built underground.


Long story short, she is now banned for life from entering the Prime Minister's property.


Bonus #1