After that we continued eating food a little while longer. No one bothering to put their genitals away, even occasionally fiddling with each other. Aqua rubbed a piece of meat on me to see if it would 'catch some Darkness spice', and her reaction suggested it did. I was almost getting worried with how much she'd begun eyeing up my skin so much.
I jest. The addition of Aqua has been nothing but positive for me, and more importantly for Kazuma. Sure they both annoy each other, but we were slowly making the goddess more and more dependant on his dick. And my god the perverted fun we were all having was amazing.
My dream of Kazuma owning a harem of pregnant whores getting ever closer... I think. Wasn't it?
Looking over to him, slurping my milk down while casually stroking Aqua's bare thigh, you'd definitely THINK he was ready for a harem. But then, does he actually WANT a harem?
I swirled the idea around in my head for a while. I wanted to keep having sex with Kazuma and bring more girls in for him to fuck, that much was a given, the problem is his own willingness. It was a bit of a struggle for him to accept Aqua on his dick, maybe because it's Aqua, but he was also worried about what I'd feel. For all his pervy tendencies he can be surprisingly noble and monogamous. I didn't want to have to repeat the process of getting him to masturbate with a pussy and getting the girl hooked on his cock every time.
Without a clear answer I decided asking him would be the best way forward.
"Kazuma?"
"Yes, Kazuma here."
"From now on, I think it would be normal if we all answered questions truthfully around the breakfast table."
"Mmhmm." He hummed nonchalantly into his milk. My milk.
"I-if you were offered a harem, would you take it?"
"Absolutely."
I was taken aback slightly at the speed of his answer, there wasn't even a millisecond of thinking time for him. He truthfully would have more lovers?
"Then... why haven't you? You could have added me to your relationship with Megumin at any point, I wouldn't have minded."
This time he did give it a moment. "A few reasons I guess. First, I'd be worried I couldn't satisfy all the women in a harem." I scoffed a little at that. "Second, I'd be worried that there wouldn't be girls who wanted to be in a harem so it'd be a pointless thing to ask. I could have easily messed up my relationship with Megumin and my friendship with you with one clean swing of a question. And even if we all agreed to go for it, in the long run I might hurt your feelings or my own." He slurped one more time to finish the breast milk, placing the cup somewhat solemnly on the table. "It sounded too messy. Better to find someone you... like and go for it." I missed the look he gave me afterwards as I was lost in his words.
So he had thought about this. Quite a lot from the sounds of it, and he came to the mature decision that people's emotions wouldn't be able to handle a harem. I know I would have been alright with it but who knows how Megumin would have felt, or how any more women might feel about being part of a large harem. Though Kazuma never had a magic item on his ears that bypasses that little problem...
"Psst Hey Kazuma!" Aqua whispered. "Since you have to answer truthfully, who's the cutest goddess in all the heavens?"
"Eris."
The two instantly began wrestling as Aqua tried to choke him out.
I was too busy coming up with a plan.
Ever since Megumin and Kazuma started going out I bottled up my feelings for him as best I could and tried to let it all go. It's been hard, living here and seeing him every day but I managed to keep myself calm so we could still go on quests together… now though? With access to these powers and what we did last night and this morning, I don't know if the genie will ever go back in that bottle. My feelings for Kazuma are just too overwhelming. Even if he doesn't ever feel that way about me, I can still make him happy... with my body and new powers I'll do everything I can. I just have to help him get there as well. With these earrings I can help achieve that harem dream, but will he go for it even if it's normal?
If I make harems normal then I can see Dust running around asking girls out. And it wouldn't get Kazuma to change his opinion on harems, just make them more acceptable for the masses.
No, there had to be a way for me to be more hands on. For me to be in some form of control but also force the reins onto Kazuma when he needs to step up. To guide him into being the dominant alpha male I know he can be.
I had to make some major changes around here.
"Well you know guys, I actually have some news." I started as the two finally stopped attacking each other, now looking at me. "It's normal for a representative of a noble bloodline to instate a 'Harem Knight'. That person becomes the head of a harem that the representatives creates, the noble being in charge of rules and members of the harem. It was made so that nobility could bring important figures together for future generational bloodlines. It is considered an honour for whoever becomes that knight and whoever else is added to the harem, which can be anyone who accepts including the noble themselves. I just so happen to be the representative of the Dustiness-Ford line." I finished, knocking a knuckle to my chest, proud of the rules I had come up with.
The two looked at me mildly confused for a second but then nodded in amazement, processing the new reality pretty well.
"Wow Darkness that's pretty cool." Kazuma smiled, though he seemed to have an angry vein popping in his temple and was bending a fork slightly. "Is Lalatina getting her own boy-toy army then?"
I reached over and placed my hand on his. "No no, don't worry. Kazuma's the only boy-toy for me. I have to choose someone else to be the knight. The noble can't be the knight, they need a clear view of who they add so the Harem Knight can take full focus on breeding."
He nodded, calming down a little. "Yeah that makes sense. What a crazy world you nobles live in Darkness." Kazuma then shuffled around on his seat a little, looking like he was trying to be nonchalant but I could see his face heating up a bit. "Soooooo, uh, who you gonna... ya know, pick?"
I smirked triumphantly at his interest. Obviously I was going to pick him, but teasing him a little seemed too fun. "Hmm, who to choose who to choose. Such a big responsibility. Dust? Vanir? LLLuna~?" I dragged my tongue out on the last one earning an excited eyebrow raise from Kazuma. "It could be anyone now couldn't it?"
"OOH!" shouted the other person at the table, waving an arm wildly in the air "Pick me Darkness!"
...
We both slowly turned to look at her.
"...you, Aqua?"
"Yeah! Me!" She nodded enthusiastically.
"What the hell slut-goddess, why would you want a harem?"
Aqua puffed her cheeks at the insult but breezed past it. "It'd be people doing what I want right? I could order them to get me all the booze and snacks I could ever eat! Then they'll all join the Axis Church and worship me more than that padded Eris!"
Kazuma poked her with his fork. "And that's all? Don't want to use them to make 'em tickle your funny place every night?"
"...well maybe a little." She admitted with a blush. Kazuma's grin widening at it, "Ugh! It's not my fault that it felt good last night! When Darkness makes me Harem Knight then I'll order you to just go on quests all day Pervzuma! Then you have to cum in my pussy whenever I want a treat!"
Kazuma cringed a little at that thought. "Ugh, yeah. You in charge means you would be… in charge." He shuddered. "That's a terrifying idea, Darkness please don't make Aqua your knight."
"HEY!" Aqua shouted. "Don't try to influence her decision! She's obviously going to pick her best and most beautiful friend to be the leader of her harem! Not some loser one-pump chump who probably couldn't handle that many women!"
Kazuma snapped and started stretching her cheeks. "Why are you so damn annoying?! You weren't complaining about how many pumps it took last night! Maybe I'll just never let you have my cum again, huh?!"
I tuned them out and gave it a thought. Aqua as the head? She does have a bossy side to her I've always admired. And I guess that would mean I could make Kazuma the 'Breeder' of the harem or something, I made the rules of the harem after all. Then I could just ride his dick all day while Aqua slurps from my pussy, mmmm, thinking of both outcomes gave me thrills of excitement.
I looked at them going at it. Once more I was forgotten to anger and tears flying between the two. They really were passionate when it came to their rivalry.
Hmm.
This gives me another wicked idea.
I slammed my hands on the table, finally getting their attention again.
"We should have a contest!"