New Quests, New Rules and New Fun For Aqua

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

Entering the tavern again I heard a familiar chant. It was a pretty regular calling card to tell us where Aqua was and what she was up to. Give her enough time alone in a place with beer and that chant would surely follow. I walked over to the ruckus in the centre of the hall, and sure enough found the signature blue haired woman as the source of the attention.

Though, not as I thought.

Aqua was performing for a group on a table. But instead of her usual pile of discarded tankards, she was surrounded by bottomless waitresses all smiling and cheering at her as she was face down in a tall, large breasted, dark skinned woman's pussy. They were all cheering her to keep drinking the waitress' juices, and the cheery look on Aqua's face showed she was perfectly content to abide by their wishes. Goddess tongue collecting every drop it could from the pretty pink fold under the woman's dark shaggy bush. The woman had long black wavy hair that washed over her chest, and what a chest it was; two huge chocolate melons that were rippling in motion as Aqua worked. The woman's hand stroked the blue hair in-between her legs, her face smiling warmly in what I can only describe as 'mommy energy'.

I was going to go over to say hello with Sena but I was interrupted by a beautiful voice.

"Hello there... Mistress."

I turned to see Luna with a smile on her face, a mix of happiness and anticipation, her hands behind her back and biting her lip. We shared a knowing look before I walked right up to her and she jumped her body into mine. Her legs wrapping around my waist with our massive busts squeezing together tightly as we passionately sucked each other's face. She couldn't help swirling her tongue around my mouth as far down as she could, desperate clinging tightly to mine to get as much of my taste in her she could. The confident charming woman of the guild was mine now, and everyone could see. After being withheld from owning her yesterday it felt so good as I squeezed her into me.

We stopped kissing after what felt like an eternity. A line of spittle still connecting us before Luna sucked it up with a moan. I didn't let her down, content to keep her body close to mine for a while longer whilst still feeling up her booty through her shorts.

"I'm almost afraid to ask. What's the damage with Aqua?"

Before she could answer Aqua loudly announced, "Alright! You taste really good, so you're in the harem! What's your name?"

The flushed, thick beauty smiled at her, "They call me Soliana, sweetie... or is it Mistress Sweetie now? Of course, you can call me whatever you like..."

She traced her foot along Aqua's leg, the Goddess jumped a little but still smiling at the treatment. Though the next woman in line with her legs up was a little less enthused.

"Aqua! Come on, I'm next!" Harriet whined. "You said you liked how I tasted yesterday... I'll let you call me whatever you want as well so let me be part of your harem too!"

As Goddess and tomboy reunited, Luna spoke a little quietly to me. "She's actually been rather conservative and picky. Aqua's only added me, Emma, and now Soliana to your harem. Right now she's doing a 'taste test' of the others to see who else she wants." Luna explained before giving me a slightly pitied look. "Though, you might want to inform her how all this harem stuff works. She bought everyone who came in for the breakfast rush their food and a round of drinks, so your debt has risen considerably..."

I had thought about erasing that debt... but then, should I? Let Aqua drink and eat everyone under the table each night until it's forced to close? We'll own this place tomorrow. That loss of profits would go straight to us and our debt. I can't give this place an endless amount of food and drink... well, I can but making it that way would only encourage her to eat and drink an endless amount as well. No, we'll just have to work our way out of debt the old fashioned way. With quests! I just need to make some changes to the board...

"Mistress Darkness." Sena suddenly spoke up. "I shall begin the body examinations with Emma." She informed me while adjusting her glasses, turning to the blonde on the bench. "If you wouldn't mind following me upstairs."

"I thought you needed Kazuma for the tests?" I asked as they started travelling to the emergency room again.

She stopped and looked back at me with an embarrassed blush. "I think... I would like to try this one without assistance. If that is permitted?"

I threw a coy smirk at her, I knew what she wanted. She wanted to practice her cunning linguistics, probably realising the amount of girl on girl there's going to be with us and feeling underprepared. "It is permitted." I nodded.

Sena returned the nod and hurried after Emma. Perhaps out of obligation or excitement. I sort of wanted to see her attempts, maybe help things along, but I was thrown out of that daydream when someone bumped my elbow with theirs.

"Maybe she can give Aqua some pointers for licking pussy while they're at it, eh?" Joked a petite raven haired waitress to me.

The room got a little quieter at that, all glancing between the woman and the blue haired girl that had stopped licking Harriet. She wasn't looking at us, but the goddess had clearly heard the attack on her ability to pleasure a woman.

I must have looked rather angrily down at the waitress because even with the normality earrings she seemed rather scared.

"I-I just meant... she's still learning! She's fun, a-and super eager! But her technique needs work! T-that's all I meant, honest!"

Aqua had a side eye on us, a hurt look in her eye. But when she noticed me she looked away quickly to hide her feelings, now seeming a little nervous to continue licking Harriet. The nice tomboy stroked the blue hair between her legs and gave reassurances to Aqua's bruised ego.

With a huff at this unpleasantness I began speaking: "I think Aqua just needs to trust in her abilities more. They're normally fantastic when it comes to pleasuring people she likes." I declared to the waitress loudly. Sure, it was close to the normality I'd used for Kazuma, but my favourite blue haired Goddess had deserved a sexual power boost as well.

I could see Aqua close her eyes with a small smile on her lips, happy to hear me defending her honour. She then opened her eyes and looked at Harriet with determination. "You are pretty cute, and you said you liked me... so I like you too! Get ready for the true power of a Goddess' mouth!" Aqua beamed, making Harriet gulp in nervous anticipation.

The bluenette leant down and blew a small stream of air at the puffy pussy making Harriet suddenly shudder at the odd sensation of cold on her hot lips. Aqua wasn't always one for sensitive foreplay, instead choosing to dive ahead and take what she wanted, but now (probably as a way to prove her own newfound studliness) she was really taking her time to take her new toy properly, applying little tender kisses to Harriet's thighs and mons. Lightly grazing the tomboy's clitoris with her chin, just enough for a big shudder to pass through her.

Aqua then licked Harriet's thigh, while also activating the pussy skill to make it super sensitive. "Hhholy FUCK!" was the response, a heat in her legs she'd never felt before. Harriet was leaking rather intensely as Aqua kept switching from thigh to thigh, activating the skill and licking deeply along the inner leg, making each lick triple damage. The juices were building around her unattended pussy, but instead of licking them up Aqua instead blew more cold air at the piping hot lips. An intense, spine curling chill ran up the poor girl's spine, nearly making her blow her top from just the teasing.

Honestly, I couldn't wait to try Aqua's new skills out for myself.

The Goddess of Water continued to lick thighs and blow air. Harriet moaning louder and louder as her body kept building up juice that was pouring onto the table now. It didn't help that a lot of waitresses and adventurers were looking in to see her unprotected cunt and the attacks Aqua was landing on it, enamoured by the way the goddess was turning Harriet into a complete mess. She was shuddering again and again while bucking her hips to try and catch Aqua's lips on each pass.

Panting, sweat soaking her clothes, she groaned out in frustration, "Mmmmistress Aquaaa~!" Harriet whined loud and hard. "Pppplease stop being mean to me! Just take my ccuunnttt! I'm so fucking ready for you!"

Aqua smirked, then mockingly put a finger on her chin to look like she was considering the question. "Hmmm, okay!"

The woman then used her godly strength stat to just scoop the tomboy's ass into her hands and lift her while the bluenette stood. Her body raised up into the air, her legs on Aqua's shoulders while the rest of her were supported by just Aqua's hands on her butt. It made Harriet look as light as a feather, though her nervous shaking atop Aqua's embrace showed otherwise. All eyes were on the two woman totem, Harriet completely unprepared to be sitting on the pair of delicate but sturdy hands groping her. "W-woah! Careful! U-um... I-is this saf-?"

"Thanks for the meal!" Aqua beamed up at her toy. Completely ignoring her protest to lap the entire length of her heated cunt in one long motion. Harriet hadn't expected the sudden relief of her heated pussy at all. Her eyes went wide and her legs locked around Aqua's ears. She nearly fell backwards but she gripped the blue hair tightly to stop herself, while Aqua just continued with a second long lick, this time probing deep into the woman's cunt. The voyeurism, the position, and the previous teasing all cascaded into Harriet at once. The goddess had that canary singing to her tune almost instantly, standing tall amongst her conquests to gleefully and messily lap the gushing pussy like she was eating a watermelon slice. Harriet was curled around the bluenette's head, legs locked down her back and hands desperately grabbing her hair as she orgasmed hard at the wild nature of the licking.

The whole guild just stared. Moans of a tomboy overbearing the rest of the conversations that had been going on in their daily lives. It didn't deter Aqua at all, forcing Harriet to stay in her 'seat' as she took exactly what she wanted from her.

"Mistress..." Luna mumbled to me. I tore my eyes away to look at her, seeing a pleadful look of a woman who was just as flushed as me after watching her friend being ravaged by Aqua. I loved that look. It showed me that everyone was enjoying themselves in this crazy world just as much as I was.

I moved her body off of mine, making her seem rather disappointed. An expression that I enjoyed watching change as I regrabbed her waist with crossed arms, lifting her again while spinning her entire body as if she were as light as a portrait on the wall. Our bodies wrapped into each other again but this time with our faces facing each other's steaming pussy instead. Her legs around my neck while squishing her thighs into my ears, her arms around my waist while pushing her breasts into my abdomen, all while my arms supported her; my left arm around her waist while the right pulled on her shoulder to keep her comfy and safe in my embrace. I wasn't going to let Aqua out do me when it came to strength in sex, mine and Luna's 69 position also garnering some stares.

Luna excitedly wasted no time in grabbing the waist on my trousers and diving her head inside to begin lapping at my unguarded cunt, snapping the waistband around the back of her neck and making herself comfortable in my crotch. I wanted to do something similar, but my problem wasn't so easily fixed since I had forgotten to take her tiny shorts off before lifting her.

"Oi, you. Big guy." I suddenly spoke to a large adventurer who had been enjoying the show. "Rip Luna's shorts off for me."

"R-really?!" He stammered, "I dunno, I don't want to be branded a weirdo..."

I frowned at his hesitation. "They're my shorts legally. I own her body. I'm giving you permission to do what everyone in the guild's wanted to do for years, and strip Luna's ass!"

That was all the prompting needed, clearly. He grabbed the blue material and in one smooth motion. He was big and burly enough that they basically became shredded fabric in his attack, not even the belt remaining.

There, now presenting herself to the whole guild was Luna's beautiful pussy and asshole. I didn't see who else was looking, my view was already perfect.

Luna's bright pink insides were so close to my face now. I could smell the arousal that was emanating from her excited lips. There was a small shiver to her skin. Maybe because of the breeze flowing over her ass, maybe from the anticipation of my mouth so close to her pussy, either way it was making her mountainous ass cheeks jiggle ever so slightly. From afar maybe it wouldn't look so impressive, but up close it was hypnotic. Every slight shift of her undercarriage making my own arousal spike, and not just because Luna was already probing my cunt deep with her tongue.

"N-no panties today? Were you expecting something like this you naughty girl?"

She didn't say anything in response, instead closing her thighs and shuffling her lips ever so slightly more towards me as well as the angle could manage. It was either to try and cover her body a little better from the surrounding gazes, or to just get some sort of relief from the aching. Either way, I didn't want to wait either and soon Aqua wasn't the only one chugging the liquids of a waitress.

Thinking about it, this was only the second pussy I've ever eaten. The taste was different but no less pleasurable than Aqua's. Aqua was sweet and smooth; the nectar of the heavens, but Luna was tangy and sharp; a real womanly flavour. It made me want to dive my tongue even deeper to try and find new juices to taste. My tongue was working at a similar pace the one Luna had in my cunt. Both of us working with steady rhythm's to swirl around the walls before diving deep into as many sensitive spots we could find. She was more experienced than me at pussy licking but I did my best to still pleasure my new pet as well as I could. The blood rushing to her head might have helped with that since soon we were both moaning loudly into each other's pussies, which mixed with Harriet's long drawls from the other side of the room.

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" Came the chants of the crowd again, drowning out our moans.

Suddenly, a pink light surrounded Harriet's ass. The one place of Harriet's body that she could rest had just become a massive erogenous zone that she was leaning into hard. You could see the affect this had on her travel up her whole body. First, her spine tingling made her dance like a snake. Secondly, her shoulders cramped up while her arms stretched and spasmed into knots of pleasure. Lastly, Harriet went completely cross-eyed, teeth grinding hard as the pleasure stormed in her brain.

"AAAQQUUAAAAA!!!!!" Harriet screamed out in a massive orgasm that overtook her body. She jiggled on top of Aqua's hands, which only served to dig her sensitive ass further into the godesses' grip and extend the vicious attack on her senses. Harriet tumbled backwards, Soliana quickly getting up and rescued the falling tomboy from the relentless bluenette before she hurt herself.

All eyes were still on Aqua, whom people suddenly realised had a mouth full of something. She gave a coy look to the crowd before leaning her head back as far as it could go, spraying liquid through pursed lips and into the air with a ffsshhhh sound. A light but wide fog of pussy juice spread upwards through the air. It was reflecting the light beautifully and even gained colourful arcs of rainbows that danced with the shiny fog.

The lights floated downwards, a light shower of tenderly touching down on the tables and patrons, and soon all eyes were back on the smirking goddess who was wiping her mouth.

"Nature's Beauty."

The crowd went wild with praise and cheers, while the smell of Harriet's love juice spread over the guild. It was a smell that really sent me and Luna over the edge. Us blonde's uniting in juicy orgasmic glory in the middle of the ecstatic crowd all bustling around us.

Once things had calmed down we all gathered on one of the tables. I said we should wait until Kazuma was with us to collect anyone else from the guild, which Aqua had pouted but agreed to. Now content to let Harriet return the pussy licking favour to her under the table as I worked.

Luna had looked quite the happy mess when I let her out from my groin. A very red face that was splattered with my juices with a wide grin that was slowly licking it all up. She was now curled up next to me on the bench, I had also given her Kazuma's sweaty bottoms to wear instead of her ruined booty shorts which meant I was now exposed myself. A fact that Soliana and her incredibly wide tongue was taking advantage of.

Sena sat down and handed me the rulebook for the Guild from across the table. She'd finished with Emma's body check (the blonde now also returning the favour by now peeling up Sena's skirt and licking the secretary under the table) and I'd told her to let me see the rules of the business.

She was dishevelled, but didn't let Emma's distractions affect her work. "Y-you can write whatever you wa~ah!~nt, but l-legally you can't enforce these rules until we go overrrrrr~! the paperwork for the Dustiness Harem to own the ~god~ guild! tomorrow."

I smiled at Sena's enjoyment, a similar wave hitting me every so often with my own pussy hungry waitress. Looking at the list, everything seemed pretty average. Don't serve drunks to minors. Cut someone off once they're very drunk. Always lock up when closing. Keep the food stocked. Etc etc. Regular stuff... for the most part.

There, right at the bottom, was my masturbation rule I'd added. 'If anyone begins masturbating in the guild then it is the staff's responsibility to help relieve that customer or staff member.'

I gulped back my arousal at the power I wielded. "So, anything I add now will become absolute law around here?" I asked Sena.

"Once the paperwork goes through? T-that's correct, Mistress." She explained while adjusting her glasses, "Y-you c-control the b-business and t-therefore will... alsoreceiveacutoftheprofitsandlosses! Eeep!" She sped through the last of her sentence with an intense shudder.

I thought about what to add. What would make Kazuma and Aqua the happiest? Was there any other money making tricks I could get out of this place? I had ultimate power now, I don't think even common sense could stop me when it came to rules. With excited breath my hands began writing before I'd even registered I'd begun.

1. When Kazuma, Aqua or Darkness requests it, this guild becomes completely topless.

2. Kazuma, Aqua and Darkness are allowed to fuck anyone in the guild they want, even non-members of staff.

3. The Dustiness Harem eats and drinks for free (though with limits).

4. Once a week the guild will be closed for breeding purposes. [Emergency Requests will reopen it.] All staff must attend, bringing extra females to breed is acceptable.

5. Darkness' breast milk and Kazuma's cum will be sold (at a very high price) on the menu when they are in the guild to dispense it.

6. If customers see sex happening they will think it is a show and give money to the guild depending on how much they think the show was worth.

7. Uniform's will be on a rotation now. Staff will be provided bikinis, lingerie, and other sexy outfits and be required to wear what is dictated by the schedule.

There we go, seven new rules to get started. I had more ideas flowing in but it's good not to overwhelm everyone too quick or else I might need to find new staff.

"Um, Misstr-Lady... uhh, D-Darkness?" came a deep voice.

A few men had a timid look about them as they shuffled towards me. They were all male staff members of the guild I'd seen around, mostly the bouncers, chefs, and other such roles. I'd been so focused on the main tavern and the myriad of pretty girls they bring out to tantalise perverts that I'd sort of forgotten about them.

"We woz wonderin'... where we fit into all dis, er... harem... stuff?" The front man asked while scratching the back of his head. He was a stubbly, overweight handyman in overalls. I'd seen him around before, seemingly getting on in years but still sticking around as a general helpful presence to the business.

A hush of murmurs washed over the rest of them. They clearly wanted in but were too scared to say the wrong thing and get kicked out. To be fair to them, I'd only really been flexing my new bisexual side around here so perhaps they wanted to have more fun with the hot ladies.

As if on cue, one of the bouncers gruffly yelled out from the middle of the pack. "Aqua dunna really wanna suck our dicks, saying that we woodnt 'give er a treat' whatever that means."

The front man bumped his elbow against the yelling bouncer. I couldn't help but smile at Aqua's cock loyalty.

Said Goddess pouted at that. "...pretty obvious what it means. You're neither Kazuma, nor a member of my church, so there's no reason a Goddess should be forced to touch your penis."

"The main point is, ma'am." The handyman resumed before a row could break out between the two, "Will we be needin to find alternative jobs?"

Ah, I see. They were worried I wouldn't be needing them at all and I'd only want the female staff. While perhaps a perfect world for Kazuma, the realities were these men did not do anything wrong. Not to mention the fact this building still needed to function passed the fun we were having. I made Soliana stop her licking briefly as I began my speech.

"Gentlemen!" I began with a clap. "Do not worry! I am not going to be firing anyone I don't need to!" With that a wave of relief washed over them. A few patting each other's backs sweetly. "You've all still been providing Axel and it's residents with protection and food, and I commend you for that! While these new rules will primarily affect the female staff, there will be further changes that will come in the coming days while we adjust to new realities!" They seemed a little wary at that statement, "To keep hormones down, all men will... will...

There was a part of me that wanted to be slutty and play with these burly boys myself, but... I couldn't. Not anymore.

I'm Kazuma's slut now. There was a time I would have used the earrings to have every able bodied male in a 5-mile radius all descend upon me like a pack of rabid wolves, but that was a different era of my life. Kazuma's shown me I can indulge myself by indulging him. Letting him fuck all these cute and sexy women with his mighty cock. Impregnating us, marking new and more powerful women as his own, taking them from men as if it's his right. He has so much power, even if he doesn't realise it. My Master...

I slowly faded out of my daydreaming. Everyone staring at me like my blushing face and low panting was, of course, normal. "Sorry. I was just going to say there will be pleasure incentives for the men. I understand you all have your masturbation habits taken care of by the female staff, that won't change unless they are part of my personal harem. So no more Luna, Harriet, Soliana or Emma. And no more vaginal sex for any female in this building unless it is approved by me."

They all mumbled to each other for a minute. "Is anal still good?"

"It's acceptable, but no taking anal virginities and the woman must consent."

A lanky looking chef spoke up at that. "Of course, we aren't animals!"

"No... you're not." If they were more animalistic there's a chance I wouldn't have fallen to Kazuma so easily. Oh well, I'm with a real man now and that's all that matters.

"And, uh, whut about deez... 'breeding days'?" Asked the bouncer from before, pointing at the breeding day rule. "We sposed ta come in or whut?"

"Yes. There's still a need for emergency quests, lunches for the women, etc." Sena explained, coming down off her aftershocks now and able to speak in full sentences. "You will be paid in full as usual, with chances for bonuses."

I chimed in with, "The bonus this time is: the top three male workers will be given the worst female employee to have their way with." I glanced over to the petite girl who'd bad mouthed Aqua earlier. Her face went very pale at the implication I'd just thrown out. "So work hard girls!"

The crowd settled down at that. The men happy that they got to keep their jobs and masturbation women, while the women were still just happy to be part of the harem in general. All talking about the various costumes they were excited to wear or who they might bring to the breeding day.

It was then I remembered something. "Oh yeah, I meant to do a rule about adding sexy quests to the boards." I said, grabbing the book again.

A suddenly hand barred me from writing though. "Um, Mistress Darkness..." Luna spoke, she looked a little confusedly at me. "Do you mean the adult quest menu?"

I gave her an incredulous look. "W-wait. I never changed anything about quests, that was already a thing?!"

She nodded matter-of-factly at me. "We're not allowed to showcase them in the main foyer since it's a public space, but they've always been a thing. I'll show you."

Luna hurried over to the main reception desk, then, from under the table, brought up a small pinboard that she brought over to us. Sure enough, it had 'adult quests' written on the top with various pieces of paper all pinned to it.

"This is nuts..." I mumbled.

"I always wondered why you guys never asked about this stuff. Kazuma especially, no offence." Luna smiled at my wonder. "We do have an age limit so Megumin wouldn't be allowed on these quests. I thought that was maybe why, like you didn't want to leave her out."

I frowned a little at the unintended jab, but breezed passed it to begin reading the various adult quests on the board:

-Take my virginity, please!

-Nude models needed for Art Project

-Save this shopkeeper from loneliness!

-The Succubus Challenge

-Some sort of monster in the woods that leaves husbands satisfied!

-Demon King Fetish Role Players Wanted

-Need help writing sexy stories, real life accounts please

-On the hunt for a cute cat girl waifus. This world's got to have them somewhere!

-Drawings/descriptions of Satou Kazuma's cock wanted for religious reasons

-Weekly Underground Tournament Open: 'Try Not To Cum' Challenge, Week 5!

-Hot Single Thief ready to give her life to a Harem Knight! Enquire within!

-Will kiss feet or get stepped on for money

And so it went. Dozens of different quests, each with their own rewards and task lists, designed around sexy adult topics that I had no idea about! Maybe this world is much more perverse than I gave it credit for!

"Oh wow, look at those cash rewards! I definitely wouldn't mind giving some of these a go!" Aqua exclaimed, looking at the board and examining the various high numbers written down.

"Agreed." I replied, reaching over to the board. "I think I'll actually be taking this one for tonight..." I said and grabbed a sheet from the board, but then hesitated my hand as it hovered over a second quest. "...but this one might be relevant for where we're heading next."