Piss Off, My Love

Demyan 

"Ethan!" I screamed as he roughly lifted my arm and washed me with my white loofah, "Ethan the water is going everywhere!"

"We'll mop it up," he grinned as he continued washing my body for me. I could have sworn half of the water in the tub was on the floor now because he did not know how to move steadily or gently. The bathroom was practically going to flood at this rate and I did not think he cared. 

"You can wash me in the shower," I begged, "This is becoming a mess Eth." Just when I thought he chose peace and decided to listen to me, he started scrubbing my back which caused a wave of water to land on the tile. "Ethan, are you a child?"

He let out a loud laugh which told me he was deliberately teasing me before he wrapped his arms around me then snuggled me close to his chest, "You stress too much Demy."