Well then, I guess it's about time to talk a little bit about me, a guy formerly
named Takahiro Satou.
Japanese. Born and bred in Hokkaido. Twenty-seven years old. Single. After
finishing high school, I studied and graduated from a local technical
university and worked for a local company soon after. I dated a woman I
managed to hook up with on the net in my college days, but it was a longdistance relationship and we soon broke up. I was hired as an in-house
network administrator just because I could use a PC fairly well, but I had no
specialized knowledge so I had to learn everything from scratch as I went
about work.
I spent my days cracking down on employees accessing news sites, mail
order sites and suspicious browser games and ero-sites during working
hours.
My hobby is gaming. Just gaming. I had broad tastes, and I played just about
every genre from both Japanese and Western titles. I became addicted to a
certain FPS game and managed to become the Scoring King and a Single
Digit Ranker after piling up copious amounts of effort for a considerable
amount of time.
There wasn't enough leeway to take the overall number 1 spot, but I was in
the running for number 1 or 2 in Japan at the time. I spent my days' fragging
mooks so much that my gaze turned into something my co-workers
described as "super sharp and way too scary".
But those days were eventually replaced by times spent adventuring all over
the vast universe when Stella Online went live. I also got into it quite a lot.
That's about all I can say about me… Oh, and my favorite food is
carbonated drinks. I can't get enough of that feeling when the bubbly
goodness goes down my throat.
Well then, I've been talking a lot of nonsense, but what really is my current
situation right now?
"So tell me, sir, just where did you get a hold of this large amount of rare
metals?"
"Like I told you, they're something I acquired from the pirates I managed to
shoot down earlier. What other explanation do you want?"
I was now being grilled by the port authorities.
It was great that brewed alcohol wasn't an illegal item on this particular
colony, but my stash of rare metals was being thoroughly investigated. And
honestly, no matter how much they questioned me about how I managed to
get them, I actually had absolutely no idea myself, so I had no other choice
but to downplay the matter and hope for the best.
My current identity was that of a self-proclaimed mercenary without any
official affiliation. I had nothing on me which could confirm my identity.
What if such a blatantly shady guy suddenly turned up and brought in a large
number of rare metals? Utterly suspicious. It was a matter totally reeking of
suspiciousness. The officer in charge of port security strictly interrogating
such a guy was definitely within reason.
"...Do you really have no intention of telling me where the heck they're
from sir?"
"I've already told you about how I got this stuff way earlier man. I'm really
starting to get tired of this meaningless back-and-forth convo officer."
It really feels like this guy's deliberately talking in circles. Is he waiting for
me to get pissed off and slip out some useful info or something? Or is he
after something else entirely? Like hush money maybe.
The heck? When I made a gesture implying that I'm willing to fork
something out under the table, the reaction I got was "Are you trying to drag
me down with you by offering that huh? You're thinking of either
threatening me or begging me to let you off by using that as leverage aren't
you?" Seems like trying to make a deal with this kind of straight-laced
fellow was just a waste of time.
So what should I do now…?
While I was in the middle of mulling over my options, the door of the
interrogation room suddenly opened without so much as a knock and
someone walked straight in.
It was a young woman. No, it would also be appropriate to call her a young
girl. And she was totally hot too. She held a dignified posture, had lustrous
blonde hair and ruby red eyes. She was clad in a crisp white military uniform
wrapped by a red mantle and sported a sheathed sword on her dainty waist.
Her visage looked very much like an ideal female knight or a beautiful war
maiden.
She gave an impression of being a lady of few words, but I managed to
notice a sharp, predatory glint flash within the depths of her eyes for a
moment. Looks like she was a lady who can't be judged solely on her
appearance.
"Serena-sama! Why are you in a place such as this my lady?"
"I saw an unfamiliar ship parked on the hangar bay. Is he the shipowner?"
"Uh- Err-"
The port officer, who suddenly became all jittery, handed over something
which looked like a tablet terminal to the female soldier named Serena. Her
gaze then turned towards me after looking over the contents displayed by the
terminal.
"This is quite a large amount of rare metals. You didn't happen to procure all
of this illegally now, did you?"
"I swear on my life I didn't."
"Hmm… A self-styled mercenary unregistered with the Mercenary Guild
who just managed to shoot down some pirates huh. Do you have anything
else you wish to report perhaps?"
"I have some data regarding the coordinates of their main base on my ship. I
obtained it from analyzing the data caches of the pirates I shot down. I was
originally planning on handing over this info along with claiming the bounty
rewards for those pirate ships, but when our dear officer got a look at my
cargo items, I was suddenly pulled into here."
I spoke in a way that emphasized how troublesome my current
circumstances were while shrugging my shoulders at the female soldier in
front of me.
I guess she's someone directly affiliated with the System Military. It seemed
like her rank's way above our dear port officer here, so I planned on showing
her a fully cooperative attitude so she would consider letting me off.
"There's no evidence indicating that his cargo is stolen goods, correct?"
"Y- Yes, that's right. But still-"
"Well then, it should be fine to let him go. I believe he plans to unload all his
cargo on this colony, correct? Considering the difficulty of procuring rare
metal supplies nowadays, I don't think this poses any issues to be
particularly concerned about, right?"
"H- However..."
"However? Do you have any other opinion you wish to share with me, the
daughter of Marquis Holz?"
"No, but my lady…"
"Speaking of which, I've recently received some reports about a port officer
who has been making it difficult for ships to unload their cargo inside this
colony without handing over some sort of bribe first."
The female soldier named Serena smiled beatifically at the port officer. The
port officer who was being smiled to was trembling in trepidation. I was also
trembling involuntarily. This was the first time I felt a smile was actually
scary.
"I- I would never do such a thing!"
"We are going to acquire some rare metals at a reasonable price, this selfstyled mercenary who has managed to shoot down pirates will claim his
reward and receive some Enel, and he is going to use that Enel to purchase
things from our colony afterward. With this, everyone will stand to benefit;
do you not think so?"
"Y- Yes, ma'am! You're absolutely correct! I shall process the required
documents immediately!"
The port officer hurriedly stood up from his seat and went out of the
interrogation room. Nah, it looked more like he was escaping for dear life. I
ended up all alone in the room with the female soldier he called Serenasama. Serena gazed at the fleeing figure of the port officer for a few
moments and then turned her attention back to me.
"My apologies. He's a little too serious regarding his job."
"No, well… I admit I actually seem quite suspicious so I guess it couldn't be
helped."
Yeah, I was definitely suspicious so it was inevitable. I don't have activity
records stored in any mercenary guild within the area. Actually, there won't
even be records of my ship in any of the neighboring star systems as well.
Moreover, the name data portion of the ship registry was corrupted. They did
manage to match my biometric data with those recorded on the ship for
authentication, so I somehow managed to keep it from being confiscated, but
one small mistake and it would have been taken away.
"Yes, so much so that it wouldn't surprise me if you said you strayed from
another faraway galaxy into this one. How exactly did you manage to arrive
on this star system?"
"There seems to have been an accident while my ship was on Hyperdrive.
I'm not sure if the accident was what caused it, but I think I've lost most of
my memories.
While I was still confused about what happened, I was suddenly attacked by
pirates. I somehow managed to beat them, looted their cargo and data caches
and managed to arrive at this station after analyzing the data.
Fortunately, I managed to remember my own name and the fact that I was a
mercenary."
I talked about myself while mixing truths and lies. I thought about this
particular background setting while in the middle of being interrogated by
that port officer earlier. There were no parts to retort over in particular, but it
was a story that can be considered a bit over the top from another person's
perspective.
"You've lost your memory, you say? Are you actually not a spy from the
Vereverem Federation, perhaps?"
"Now that's something impossible. But let's say I really am a spy for that…
err… Berebere Federation…?"
"It's the Vereverem Federation."
"Right. As a spy for that Vereverem Federation, would it make sense for me
to take a shipment of rare metals of unknown origin, board an unidentified
ship and casually waltz right inside this Colony? And as an unregistered selfproclaimed mercenary at that. It's just too conspicuous. If I were a
spymaster, I'd immediately recall that spy after reading up on his absurd
mission plan and give him a thorough beating."
You could also say this was all part of an elaborate ruse, but that's just
pushing it.
"I think I'd also do the same if I were that spymaster."
The lady soldier let out a soft peal of laughter. She's pretty cute when she
laughs like that. But she seems to be the really assertive type, and I'm
actually no good with those.
"Well, I guess this is good enough. I'm going to get in touch with the
military base, so please go ahead and feel free to collect your rewards and
turn in those data caches."
"Thank you."
She seemed to leave the room sporting a satisfied expression after I bowed
to her in honest gratitude… but turned around before she actually made it
outside.
"You're one interesting fellow. We will devise a mop-up operation using the
information you have as a reference, so be sure to participate, alright?"
She gave me a mesmerizing smile and promptly left. It didn't have that
overwhelming aura of coercion like earlier, but I instinctively felt some sort
of danger from that beautiful visage.
Pirate extermination missions were definitely profitable… but I felt getting
involved with her was bad news for some reason.
The port officer came back a little bit later and I was finally released from
the interrogation room. I've gotten quite hungry from the whole ordeal.
"Well then, we will proceed with the rare metal exchange. The total price is
2,500,000 Enel. Please confirm."
"Yep."
I activated a smartphone shaped information terminal and confirmed that 2.5
million Enel has been indeed transferred over to my personal account. This
miniature information device was usually placed inside Krishna's living
quarters and was widely popular all throughout the galaxy. This baby can
function as a portable communicator, space navigator, e-wallet and do much
other cool stuff.
There was a lot of other useful stuff inside the living quarters, but what I
brought out this time was only this information terminal and a laser gun for
self-defense. The laser gun along with its holster was confiscated when I was
taken to the interrogation room, so I had them return it earlier.
"There's nothing else right? I'd like to go to the Sector Guard headquarters
to claim my prize now so I can go back to my ship and rest soon."
"Yes. There is nothing else. We are sorry for taking up your time."
"That so. Later then."
There's nothing more to gain by dawdling in this place, so I finally left the
Port Security Department office behind. The next stop would be the star
system military base, but thanks to that lady soldier named Serena, the
process went relatively smoothly when I arrived.
The bounty for those pirates totaling 19,000 Enel and the information reward
of 150,000 Enel was given to me without much fuss. My net worth now
totals 2,669,000 Enel! That's a lot man!
I inquired about the prices of commodities on this Colony next and this was
the general gist of things: about 5 Enel for food. 10 to 15 Enels if you want
them a bit fancier. 3 Enels for a liter of clean water. The ship berthing fee
was 150 Enel per 24 hours. Hm, so an Enel is roughly equivalent to 100 Yen
huh? Basing on that, the water seems kinda expensive. The berthing fee
being 15,000 Yen a day also seems quite costly as well.
Well, considering this is a Colony and all, even the air I'm breathing should
cost quite a lot. And water's an equally important resource. If you look at it
that way, these prices seem to be quite reasonable, given the circumstances.
So, if I don't rent out a room inside the Colony and just sleep on the ship, the
cost of living in this Colony per day should total about 15 Enels for three
meals, 12 Enels for 4 liters of water and the berthing fee of 150 Enels. All in
all, it's a total of 177 Enels.
Hey, I can actually live here for 40 years fairly easily. Well, if I do stay here
for that long, I'm sure I'll encounter another set of problems. It would be
better if I can find someplace to convert into a base and settle down there.
Anyway, I got more than enough cash to spend on daily living as long as I
don't splurge like crazy. When people manage to get a lot of money, it's like
all their worries just disappear into thin air. I walked back to my ship with an
evident spring in my steps.