"We finally meet face to face– But you sure are amazing, lad."
We finally met up in person with Captain Souls instead of just through
the holo-screen, but... his cheeks cramped as soon as he saw us. Mimi
and Kugi were hugging my arms and sticking closely to me just like they
said earlier. Elma was standing nearby with a smirk on her face,
accompanied by Tina, Wiska¹, and Mei.
"You're living every man's dream huh? Impressive. As expected of a
Platinum ranker. You sure like to play big."
"We have our own circumstances... Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm
Hiro."
"Souls. It's nice to meet you as well."
Mimi and Kugi let go of my arms so I can shake hands with Captain
Souls.
He was a dapper middle-aged guy, and was quite handsome even from
the perspective of a fellow guy like me... In other words, he was a socalled ikeoji or handsome uncle. He had gray pupils paired with silvery
gray hair. His clothes weren't anything special, but his build was pretty
good. He was neither too muscular or too skinny. However, he didn't
seem weak. His body was pretty well-balanced.
"Let's not just stand here then. Let's go ahead and take our seats."
Captain Souls entered the shop along with his crew and prompted us to
follow. According to Mimi's research, this shop wasn't a regular
restaurant but a sort of bar that's operated as part of the entertainment
facilities within the Dauntless. It seems this place was intended to be
used to deepen the friendship between different squads and platoons,
and it looked like it could accommodate dozens of people.
"We don't often get to invite other guys to these kinds of get-togethers.
So some of my crew were actually pretty excited about this, but..."
Captain Souls glanced toward a young male crew member of his whose
expression now resembled a Tibetan fox. It feels like negative aura was
about to overflow from the guy. Was this guy really okay?
"Well, it's a good wake-up call for this guy who easily gets the wrong
idea. So please go ahead and show them the difference in your levels."
"I don't really like getting caught up in troublesome stuff though..."
Captain Souls repeatedly slapped my back in amusement and took his
seat. Curiously, it looks like this place actually serves food buffet-style.
You can freely pick and choose what to eat from all the food that was
prepared and sit wherever you please to chat. Do we have to do selfservice for alcohol as well? Oh, it looks like you can get the drinks
yourself or ask for some from the waiter robots. It can be dangerous for
drunk people to get drink refills by themselves after all.
The dinner party started that way, but it didn't lead to a volatile
atmosphere.
"Man, you have to deal with jealousy and all sorts of other emotions
constantly huh. I really respect you for that."
"Uhuh, uhuh... It's like, like… Anyway, you're amazing, Hiro-san."
"Y-Yeah."
For some reason, the young male Screech Owl crew members were
crowding around me instead of Mimi or Kugi. Apart from Mei who was
a maidroid, it looks like they ended up really respecting me for
managing to surround myself with five different women.
"It's my first time seeing such a harmonious harem."
"And every single one of them is freaking cute... Can you let us in on
your secret?"
The male crew member who was previously crushing on Mimi asked
me with a straight face.
"There's nothing like that, guys... I just went with the flow. The flow.
As for advice, I suppose all I can tell you is not to miss the timing when
an opportunity presents itself and be prepared to take responsibility no
matter how things turn out in the end."
Technically, the only girl I specifically aimed to get on my ship was
Elma, so I wasn't exactly lying. I impulsively helped Mimi and that led to
her boarding my ship as a result. Elma was the only one I specifically
pulled into the ship with the intention of making her into part of my
crew.
"I can't believe you still have the energy to get involved with a maidroid
even when you're surrounded with five beautiful girls already... And
that maidroid is even a high-end custom product, right?"
This time, a gangly young man wearing glasses was the one who spoke
out. Un, he looks like your typical nerdy type. It's a stereotype! Well, his
glasses kinda looked mechanical, so it was probably some sort of
wearable device.
"Yeah. If you wanna get something at the level of our Mei, you're gonna
have to shell out at least a couple hundred thousand Enels."
"A couple hundred thousand! It's cheaper than a ship, but... Uh, how
should I say this?... Err, do you have enough stamina?"
A gaudy-looking crew member rocked his hips back and forth as he
posed his question.
"Uh... I do work out a lot, I guess. And our chef is pretty good too."
I tensed my abdominal muscles and hit my stomach with my fist. In fact,
Tetsujin V, the automatic cooker installed in my ship, analyzes my work
out data in order to provide me with the optimal meals. It's been
regularly scanning my health data using the med pod, my portable data
terminal, the exercise machines in the training room, and even receives
data from Mei in order to determine what nutrients I need the most
each day. It was honestly too high-performance.
"I've been dealing with pirates almost every day, gotten myself involved
in the shady plots of nobles, plunged into swarms of crystal lifeforms,
fought bioweapons using power armor, got slashed at with swords by
nobles, and even experienced a crash when the flying machine we were
riding fell from the air. If you get yourselves into those sorts of
situations, maybe you'd experience encounters with the fairer sex like
me as well."
"That's definitely impossible for me."
"I'd probably die."
"Well, I only turned out the way I am today after experiencing those
kinds of troublesome stuff. Please understand."
I really went through some crazy stuff huh. Just how did I survive all
that anyway?
"But it's not like I encounter dangerous stuff all the time. Like today for
example."
"But today was really dangerous though."
"If Hiro-san and the others didn't come, we probably would have died
you know... Our ship's shield would have been taken down eventually
and our hull would have been pierced, so I was kinda already preparing
myself for death back there."
Oh? Apparently, glasses-kun here was the pilot of one of the small
escort fighters launched by the explorer fleet during the previous
battle. He looked so spindly, so it was a bit of a surprise.
"I see. In other words, today's encounter really is a chance for us lonely
guys...?"
"Oh? What's this? Are you gonna challenge me?"
"I was joking. It's impossible for me."
"But maidroids are nice... They can also support you during combat,
right?"
"Well, if you ignore combat ability and just focus on a high-performance
positron brain, you can probably buy a custom one for only 100
thousand or so."
"If it's only that much then... Un."
Megane-kun, whose name was apparently Hector, ignored his food and
started thinking in a daze. Now should be a good time to pry for info,
right? I'll try poking around a bit.
"By the way, your captain mentioned that you found something during
your expedition to the unexplored star system. What exactly did you
discover over there anyway?"
"Oh? So you've heard from the captain? Yeah, that's right. It was some
sort of– Uh, can I really spill the beans about it?"
"I'm a mercenary y'know. It's not like I'm in the same trade. I'm not
really interested in the place you got that treasure. I'm just really
curious about the treasure itself. I mean, it's a treasure. You get it,
right?"
"That's true. This is off the record, okay?"
After saying so, Hector used his portable data terminal to display the
image of an explorer-use power armor standing next to a mysterious
sphere.
"We found this strange sphere. Lasers just bounced off of it and it's
pretty tough. It clearly doesn't seem like a natural object. Moreover, the
place where we found it looked artificial too. It didn't look like naturally
occurring terrain. We're hoping it might be some sort of artifact."
"Ah... Okay. By the way, are there any crew members left on your
ships?"
"No. All of us were starving so we all came here."
The gaudy-looking crew member turned his gaze toward the back of
the shop. Oh, it looks like Captain Souls and the three drunkards were
already drinking their fill huh. Mimi and Kugi were accompanied by Mei
and seemed to be having fun chatting with the sailors who were a little
older than the ones crowding around me.
"Excuse me for a bit."
"Okay."
I took out my portable data terminal, selected Col. Serena's number
from my address book, and called her up. Before long, Col. Serena
answered my call.
[What is it? The data storage devices just arrived–]
"Uh, colonel, I managed to find more of those spheres. The Screech Owls
brought one with them, and all of the crew members are out right now."
[... ]
"Um, colonel?"
[Please shut up for a moment. I'm focusing all my mental strength to
control my emotions right now.]
"...You seem to be really irritated, but it's not like I meant to trouble
you intentionally y'know. Really. I swear to all the gods of heaven and
earth."
[I know already, so just shut up please?]
"Okay."
She's definitely snapped! Scary! I'm not at fault y'know!
Notes
TL Notes:
1. The official romaji name of our blue-haired dwarf girl is Wiska. I'll be
using this name from here on out to stay true to the JP romanization. It
does make a lot more sense, doesn't it? That's the trouble with
translating Western names spelled out in katakana. Common ones like
Tina are easy, but Wiska's name is written the same as Whisker (as in
animal's whiskers) in katakana so it's trickier. It's also the
name of a metallurgical phenomenon that occurs in electrical devices. I
actually suspected this was where the author got the idea for the name,
but I guess I was off huh.