PROFESSOR NEIGH

Story by:Aunkown10

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???: "I understand things might be surprising, but you need to calm down, kid; you could really burst my ears. Ahem, anyways, I forgot to introduce myself. Hi, I'm Professor Neigh."

Leon: "Man, you just can't stop yapping, can you? But I need to know, why does this not feel like a dream, and why the hell do you wear a cartoony pig mask? You look like a freak."

Neigh: "Hey, dude, that was very rude. And why is it wrong to wear a pig mask?"

Leon: "I thought I told you already, you look like a freak. And why does your name sound familiar, like I've heard my mom say it before–"

Neigh: "Your mom? No way, I'm in your head. No way your mom talked about me before."

Leon: "No, no, I heard my mom say that name before. I'm pretty sure."

Neigh (internal monologue): Oh, shit, how do I change the topic? Think, man, think. I'm smarter than this dumb author, so I need to think... YES, that's it!

Neigh: "I'm about to be your new teacher, so get ready for Sunday because it's about to be hell week, only for you, boy."

Leon: "Yeah, right. My seniors already told me that the first time I joined the school, and the top instructor couldn't even make me sweat like you can."

Neigh: "Boy, I'm goanna make you swallow those words back by the end of next week."

Leon: "Like you can. You're just a figment of my imagination."

Neigh: "Oh yeah? Then I'll see you next week, boy~"

Leon: "Ugh, even with a pig face on, I can still see your ugly face."

Neigh: yeah yeah you've had your fun so get out here time to wake up!

*sends Leon trough his dreams to wake him and it's a painful process for Leon*

Leon: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Oh fuck! What the fuck was that? It was like hell. Huh?

[Someone from behind him says hello.]

Leon looks back and sees a cat floating. He's about to shout again, but the cat stops him this time.

Cat: Shhhhhh, be quiet. You already shouted loud enough. You might wake up your parents.

Leon: What the... Who the fuck are you?

Cat: Can't you see I'm a cat? A white one at that. Also, I'm your new guardian, but not really a guardian. I'm like an adviser sent to you by God!

Leon: O-okay, but why the dramatic entrance, and why did God send you to me of all people?

Cat: Umm... You're an elf from another world. I think that explains enough. And anyways, you're a very important character in this story.

Leon: O-okay, but are you going to be on my shoulder every day like this?

Cat: Yes.

Leon: Okay, so what do you mean by an important character in this story?

Cat: Ummm... It means God chose you to save this world.

Leon: Okay...

[Leon's mom calls out.]

Mom: Leon, get up! We're going walking today!

Leon: Okay, Mom!