"A high school cafeteria is living proof that humans have apes as ancestors: a study by Ian Matthews."
Marley and Gabby were laughing as Vanessa popped her head in the FaceTime frame, while a long piece of Fruit Roll Up hung from her mouth. "S'not my fault I was permanently banned from the library because a little whimp filed a 'restraining order.'"
"The 'little whimp' is our school librarian, Van, our SIXTY-FIVE year old librarian you punched in the face!" Ian retorted, earning a sharp look. "You have no right to act like a saint defending the elderly, considering you were the one filming us and saying 'M'am, this is a Wendy's' while laughing. If I'm going to hell then so are you!"