Chapter 221 The Four Shark Combination

"The second girl," she acted all coy with your Second Uncle, complaining about how cold her hands were. And what does he do? He just tells her, 'Yeah, they're really cold,' and then shoves his own hands in his pockets, bragging about how lucky he is to have worn a coat!"

And then! There's Old Man Zhang's granddaughter, all dolled up after two hours of doing her makeup to see him. She asks him if she looks pretty, and he goes, 'Have you been eating children? Why are your lips so red?' He even told her there was something on her eyes, and ended up peeling off her false eyelashes!"

And there's more! The village beauty from the next village over, she wanted to have a snowball fight with him. He rolls up a snowball big as a pumpkin and just hurls it at her, makes the poor girl cry..."

"I live right across from your house, I know these stories all too well!"