Not My Day

[HELL]

Lucifer sits on his throne watching soul burning with a neutral expression on his face. He suddenly senses that Jony has completely disappeared from this dimension. He immediately tries sensing his presence but nothing comes up. A sad expression appears on his face as he gets up and flies away into the abyss of hell. All the demons are watching their master flying away with confused looks on their faces. His secretary watches him with a curious look on her face.

[Another dimension]

Jony opens his eyes and finds himself in a forest of some kind. He gets up while holding his head feeling a little dizzy. He looks around for any clues but all he is seeing are trees.

"What the hell happ-" A sudden surge of pain fills his heart as he finally remembers what happened in heaven. He falls to his knees sweating while also experiencing difficulties in breathing. He closes his eyes and begins inhaling and exhaling to calm himself down but it doesn't work. His body begins shaking from the fear of being erased from existence.

"Will he come for me? Dammit, why me... He said I am the devil's son, is that true? ... whatever, I am still my own person." He crawls to a tree and just leans there waiting for his body to calm down. After 10 minutes he finally calms down and goes back to his usual self. He touches his chest thinking about the warm feeling he felt before teleporting.

"I guess that light is the one that God wants...…. Why is it so special anyways, he is god, can't he just create another one?" While busy talking to himself he hears a rustle in the nearby bushes. He stares at the bushes waiting for something to come out. His heart starts pounding very hard due to fear of the unknown.

"Why is my heart suddenly so sensitive when it has always cold? Does this have something to do with this power?" He tightly grabs his chest while still staring at the bushes. "Stop pounding dammit."

A small rabbit jumps out and stares at him with its adorable eyes. Jony exhales and awkwardly smiles. He stands up and starts walking slowly towards the rabbit. "Hah, silly, it's just a rabbit." As he approaches the rabbit he starts feeling a strange feeling in his legs. He stops and starts to slowly move back without knowing what is happening. After taking a few steps back a giant wolf jumps out the same bush and sinks its fangs in the rabbit. Jony has never seen such a big wolf before and not only is it big but it is completely different from how they look back on earth.

"T-the hell is that?"

After the appearance of the beast the forest suddenly goes quiet. Jony takes the silence as a sign of danger. He stays still not moving an inch because of fear. The wolf finishes eating the rabbit and stares at Jony. It sniffs a scent coming from him and moves back in shock. This surprises Jony but doesn't get caught up in the moment. He stands up and slowly moves back until the wolf is no longer in sight. After that he runs as fast as possible but stops a few minutes later because of his overweight body.

"Huff huff…. I never thought about it but why am I still having my body? I died, right? Shouldn't I be bodiless right now?" He continues walking while looking around trying to find a way out of the forest. He comes across a tree with human skulls on it and a sign in a language he has never seen before. "It's pretty obvious this is not our world…maybe another planet similar to ours? Should I continue this way?..... Hell no, that 100% a human skull, it's a warning to intruders, which means this is someone's territory."

He turns around and starts walking back to find another path. A surge of pain runs through his head and he starts blacking out. "What the hell…." He was struck by a monster that was watching him from up the trees. The monster jumps down and picks him up with saliva coming from its mouth. It takes him into the territory where a tribe of its kind waits.

"Hey...WAKE UP!!!"

Jony slowly opens his eyes while still feeling the pain from the attack earlier. He tries to use his arms to hold his head but realises he is tied up. "Shit." He starts struggling trying to free himself but the rope is too strong for him.

"Hey fatso, you are finally up."

Jony turns around and sees a beautiful elf with golden hair, beautiful silky skin, eyes as clear as water and a body that appears to be blessed by the heavens. Jony stares at her without saying anything struck by her beauty.

"HEY!!! WHY ARE YOU JUST STARING AT ME!"

"Oh, sorry...…... .wait a minute, an elf, what the hell, am I dreaming? If not, how am I able to understand her...…. So much is not adding up." He continues mumbling to himself which annoys the elf even more.

"HEY, STOP IGNORING ME!!"

Jony snaps out of it and stares back at the elf. "Sorry about that, I have a lot to think about. Let's start over. I am jony, nice to meet you." He says with a smile on his face.

With an annoyed face the elf replies. "Tch, don't smile like that, your ugly fat face is creeping me out."

"Damn, she has quite the attitude." He thinks to himself not being bothered by what she just said because he has heard that a lot back on earth. "So what's your name?" He tries asking her again but this time he doesn't smile or show any emotions on his face.

"Much better, I am Ella, commander of the elven army and the daughter of the mighty king Huslifa." She stares at Jony hoping for some reaction but he just stares at her. "What are you doing?" she asks, genuinely confused.

"What do you mean?"

"You are supposed to be surprised, I am Ella, the commander known throughout the continent."

"Ah, never heard of you."

Ella is dumb founded. She never met someone who doesn't know her or show her some over the top reaction. She just stares at Jony without saying a word. Jony feeling awkward, tries to break the tension.

"So where are we?" He asks while looking around.

"Oh, we are in a goblin home base and we are about to get eaten alive." she nonchalantly says.

"WHAT!!"