Getting Famous

At Naniwa University's forum, there exists a wondrous section brimming with all sorts of campus grievances, romances, and external gossip. From national leaders to the stray cat that roams the girls' dorms, you can find discussion threads about them all—threads that blaze red with popularity, a testament to just how empty and boring the lives of the students at Naniwa University must be.

One idle afternoon, students logging onto the campus forum were baffled by a flurry of nonsensical posts that left everyone scratching their heads. The original posts all started with frantic statements like "I'm going to lose it, I really am, did you all see that?!" "I can't believe this, what in the world is going on?!" "Who is that girl that suddenly appeared?!" The confusion of the posters was palpable, and they ended their posts with a stream of "Ahhhh!" to express their agitation, leaving onlookers utterly confused.