Prologue

Athan clicked at the tabs on his web browser. All the news outlets were talking about the end of times. He wasn't interested. If the world really was ending then why did the internet still work? And even at the end times, Athan would still care more about Zerokey.

Athan logged onto the site and clicked on Zerokey. A web novel about a snarky hero who saved the world from evil wizards. Every Wednesday the author updated the story. 

Except this Wednesday.

There was no new chapter. Athan refreshed the page. 

What.

The author had never been late before. What was going on? Athan logged onto the community forum.

[Samsfirstwife: No new chapter ;_;]

[zerokeyenjoyer: Where's the author???? I'm dying over here!!!!]

[bananaeater503: Apparently the author was taken to heaven]

[joshyboy: NOOOO they got him too?????]

[hushpuppy: The end times really are here...]

[kikx: At least god knew that Polo was a worthy person]

[argentinarulz: Can he update from heaven?]

[jugdealer: DAMN THAT GOD]

[weiner: Polo pls return to Earth T_T we need you]

"Eh?"