Julias thought his life was uneventful, but he never expected it to turn into a whirlwind of straight-up chaos. A business-hating Business Management student with an aversion to kids and 'no-homo' straight guys finds himself babysitting a devilishly handsome bachelor's child, all while caught up in a non-desceipt physical entanglement with, you guessed it, a 'no-homo' straight guy.

When unwelcome drama swoops in and crashes into his once-quiet existence all at once, Julias decides to throw caution to the wind and make all the worst possible decisions. Join him on this rollercoaster of a story about love, life, family and found family, where chaos reigns, stereotypes crumble, and unexpected connections redefine his world.

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Warnings: Bullying, Explicit Sexual Content, Homophobic Slurs, Profanity, Dark Humor (seriously, don't read if you're easily offended), Violence (nothing too extreme), 18+ only!

Sizzling, Simmering Hearts

There was this guy, my senior in high school. He was tall, popular, with a smile brighter than my future, chock full of boyish charm and endless flirtation. He was smart and outgoing, fun-loving and sweet. At some point, I had a bit of crush. I found my eyes searching for him in every crowd down every hallway, at the cafeteria, and even outside school. He had a face that I would picture when I had my hand down my pants in my bedroom, biting my lip for fear of letting slip any unsavoury sounds, only separated from my parents by a paper-thin wall and a door with a broken lock. 


He wasn't my first crush, but he was the first that actually looked back. 


And he was the kind of guy that could have literally anyone he wanted, but out of everyone, he chose to have me. 


The moment I started to get just that little bit of attention, I was already on cloud nine, swooning, hoping he would be the one to sweep me off my feet or whatever else princes did in those dumb fairytales. 


Forty Five