Sibley and Akemi's Voicelines

Hello: Sibley: "Hey! How's it going?"/ Akemi: "Is that seriously all you're gonna say as a greeting?"/ Sibley: "Oh, sorry, *Clears throat* Bonjour monsieur!"/ Akemi: "...You're not funny."

Chat:Status: Sibley: "I'm feeling fine, pretty sure though that my body is decayed or something..."/ Akemi: "That's because it is. As for me? I'm feeling light... Like usual."

Chat:Sleep: Sibley: "I can't sleep normally, I need to do it on command."/ Akemi: "At least its useful for passing time."/ Sibley: "Yeah, but it's annoying cause I can't be woken up."

Chat:M.L.E.: Akemi: "Multiversal Law Enforcement."/ Sibley: "Why does it sound like the Emily?"/ Akemi: "I think it's named after the first member."/ "Sibley: "Really? Was she a SpiritCatcher?"/ Akemi: "I have no idea."

When it Rains: Sibley: "NEUVILLETTE!!! STOP BEING A CRYBABY!!!"/ Akemi: "WHY DID YOU YELL IT OVER THE HORIZON!?!?"

When Thunder Strikes: Akemi: "I think Ei is mad."/ Sibley: "Or Miko is pounding her into the dirt."/ Akemi: "Fari point... Should we join?"/ Sibley: "DUH!"

When it Snows: Sibley: "You know I've been wondering, if when Neuvillette cries it rains, does it snow when the Tsaritsa cries?"/ Akemi: "It would make more sense with the Cryo Dragon honestly."

When the Sun is Out: Akemi: "I used to love the sun when I was alive."/ Sibley: "What changed when you died?"/ Akemi: "Nothing, but I can't feel the warmth of it anymore."

After the Rain: Sibley: "I love looking around after it rains!"/ Akemi: "Yeah, the colors get much more vibrant, but the smell is unbearable."/ Sibley: "Wait, let me rephrase that, I love when it rains, except in Sumeru!"/ Akemi: "...Cause there's mud-"/ Sibley: "Yes cause there's mud!!"

When the Wind is Blowing: Akemi: "For some reason I feel like kicking Venti's ass..."/ Sibley: "...Alright?"

Good Morning: Sibley: "Good morning sleepy head!"/ Akemi: "Was it necessary to put them on your lap?"/ Sibley: "No, but i l ove seeing how flustered they get."

Good Afternoon: Akemi: "Is it me or is th sky going dark much earlier in the day?"/ Sibley: "Must be the cold season."

Good Evening: Akemi: "I think you like the evening cause it means you can sleep soon./ Sibley: "Not really no."/ Akemi: "Then why?"/ Sibley: "I'll never tell~"

Good Night: Sibley: "You know... It would be much better to have you besides me..."/ Akemi: "So you can do the thing?"/ Sibley: "...Yes."

About Sibley: Sibley: "As a member of M.L.E. I come from another world."/ Akemi: "It's not really a requirement you know?"/ Sibley: "So I could have been assigned to my own world?"/ Akemi: "Yep."

About Akemi: Akemi: "Honsetly, spirits that get chosen as heavenly weapons are just spirits."/ Sibley: "Nothing particular?"/ Akemi: "They are assigned based on similarities with the host, but that's recent./ Sibley: "Explains Sol and Luna's situation."

About Freedom Matrix: Sibley: "You wanna know about the Freedom Matrix?/ Akemi: "It's not classified, we can explain./ Sibley: "Alright, I'd call it a multi tool."/ Akemi: "Omni-tool."/ Sibley: "Works better, but however you call it, it shares functions with every other equipment except for the formation function./ Akemi: "Basically instant technology."

About Soul Visor: Akemi: "Pretty useless."/ Sibley: "Yeah... I didn't have it for much... At all."/ Akemi: "You died with it, so it makes sense you don't know much about it."/ Sibley: "I heard from Spectral Authoritarians that it let's them see the truth of people, whatever that is."

About Judgement's Staff: Sibley: "Ahh, my weapon!"/ Akemi: "Or every other Dawn Breaker's weapon."/ Sibley: "I don't know exactly what it does, but... It's powerful."/ Akemi: "That it is."

About Aether and Paimon: Sibley: "...I invoke the fifth?"/ Akemi: "Wow really Sibley?"/ Sibley: "You know I don't really want to talk about them after what happened in Fontaine."/ Akemi: "Right, they truly screwed up big time there."

About Jean: Akemi: "She should retire."/ Sibley: "Why? Cause high blood pressure, stress or lack of sleep?/ Akemi: "Yes."

About Klee: Sibley: "Cute, bubbly, small, easy to break, absolutely sma-"/ Akemi: "Finish that sentence and I'm going to throw you in jail myself."

About La Signora: Akemi: "Reminds me of Lady Dimitrescu."/ Sibley: "Shit you're right! She also has a monster form!"

About Raiden Shogun: Sibley: "Was all that really necessary? I mean, oppressing her people for years, stealing pieces of themselves, sealing herself away, all that jazz feel so extra."/ Akemi: "...What the hell are you talking about? And what does it have to do with what we're eating for dinner?"

About Yae Miko: Sibley: "An absolute delight!"/ Akemi: "And super hot too!"/ Sibley: "And no mattr how much Ei denies it, there's no way Miko isn't her sugar mommy!/ Akemi: "Wait... Does that make Childe Zhongli's sugar daddy?"

About Nahida: Sibley: "I still don't know why she has a restraining order on me."/ Akemi: "...You're kidding right?"/ Sibley: "What? ...Wait because of the time we- But she said she liked it!"/ Akemi: "Not that! After that! You kept trying to do it in public!"/ Sibley: "...Right... I forgot..."/ Akemi: *Facepalms* "And you say you're not a lolicon..."

About Neuvillette: Akemi: "You can't convince me that he and Focalors aren't Furina's parents."/ Sibley: "That would explain how she's five hundred years old and still looks sixteen."

About Focalors: Akemi: "Furina's mother."/ Sibley: "She's not thought."/ Akemi: "And I don't believe you!"/ Sibley: "They do look very similar..."/ Akemi: "Exactly!"

About Furina: Sibley: "She's adorable."/ Akemi: "And a great actress, have you seen how well she takes the role of Focalors when they swap places?"/ Sibley: "I swear unless I scanned them, I would have had no idea who is who."

About Arlecchino: Sibley: "I really like her honestly."/ Akemi: "Tall, intimidating and authorative... You like being stepped on don't you?"/ Sibley: Guilty as charged."

Favorite Food: Sibley: "Petrol."/ Akemi: "Sibley what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Least Favorite Food: Akemi: "Fox meat! Full stop!"/ Sibley: "You're biased as fuck in my opinion!"