950 Swears Not to Serve Others

"Where does it hurt? Here?"

"Not the chest, here!"

"Here? Wow, why does it keep swelling? Is there some inflammation? Let me check it out!"

"Okay..."

"Wow, it looks terrifying here! Why is it so red?"

"I don't know, Doctor, what should I do?"

"I'm not sure, maybe you need to get a shot!"

"It doesn't seem like it. My wife said that if I'm like this, it means I need a wife!"

"But your wife isn't here, so what will we do?"

"How about you be my wife then!"

"How could that be possible?"

"Why not? My wife isn't here, and as long as you don't tell and I don't tell, no one will know!"

"But... I really love my husband, I don't want to betray him!"

"I won't tell him!"

"Neither do I want to betray him... Alright, but you mustn't tell... For the sake of your illness, I'll help you this one time!"

"Thank you, Doctor!"

This conversation was easily overheard by the room next door...