"How does it feel looking at this news, what are your thoughts?"
Seeing Basil Jaak staring blankly with the newspaper, Xenia Wendleton couldn't help but find it amusing.
"I have two insights." Basil Jaak sat on the sofa and continued to read the article.
"Which two?"
"First, being a paparazzo is really hard work. There's a mountain across from Seaside Manor, and at two in the morning, they're still squatting in the mountains, impressive, truly impressive!"
"Uh... and the second point?"
"The second point... Next time you get cozy with a celebrity, draw the curtains first. It's all the curtains' fault..."
After Basil Jaak finished speaking, Xenia Wendleton was momentarily speechless, "I thought you had some profound insight, just this?"