Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Alright, students! Get ready to enter the instance!"


Gao Yang gathered all the students and ordered, "The Fire Rat Nest instance has four levels of difficulty: Normal, Difficult, Nightmare, and Hell."


"For teams with members under six stars, only the Normal level should be chosen. Don't overestimate your abilities!"


"Teams with two six-star professionals can choose the Difficult level."


"And those with three can try the Nightmare level."


"As for the Hell level, no one should choose it. Got it?"


Gao Yang's tone turned extremely serious. "Ever since this Fire Rat Nest instance came about, no professionist below Level 5 has been able to conquer it."


"Even teams of rookie professionists from big cities like Beijing and the seashore have never been able to clear it."


"Any of you! You definitely should not choose the Hell level!"


While Gao Yang was ostensibly instructing all the students,


Chapter 26: Yao Zhixue's Joining, Liang Feifan's Stakes!