Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zhao Yunxiao stood in front of the dungeon entrance, his face full of perplexing emotions.


"You mean... Yao Zhixue, Zheng Cheng and the others chose the Hell difficulty level?"


Gao Yang seemed uneasy in front of this beauty, he stammered, "Ye, yes, I, I couldn't stop them..."


Zhao Yunxiao quickly pulled out his phone and dialed a number.


It took several seconds before the call was finally answered.


"Zhao Yunxiao? Why are you calling now, I'm in a meeting..."


Zhao Yunxiao interrupted Shen Nanfeng and asked, "Director, do we have any Broken Pearls left in our agency?"


"The Broken Pearl? What do you need that for?"


"Yao Zhixue and Zheng Cheng have entered a dungeon with Hell difficulty, the Fire Rat Den."


From the other end of the phone, the sound of a table being smashed reverberated.


There were also faint sounds of breaking glass, along with voices shouting, 'Director,' 'Director, are you alright,' and so on.


Chapter 29 What the hell is this job? One-shot kill!