Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Within the Fire Mouse Nest, Zheng Cheng and Yao Zhixue encountered another group of elite fire mice.


These elite mice were hidden in the darkness, taking advantage of the two's unawareness, they pounced out suddenly.


Luckily, Zheng Cheng reacted swiftly, kicking away an elite mouse that fell from the sky.


Meanwhile, within the dim nest, another group of elite fire mice charged towards them.


"I'll hold them back! You attack when you get a chance!"


With Zheng Cheng's command, he brandished his long knife and rushed forward.


His constitution reached as high as 64 points. Clearly, these elite mice couldn't even break his defense.


He, on the other hand, was like a tiger amongst a flock of sheep, each simple slash resulted in another elite mouse slashed to death.


Yao Zhixue, standing behind him, beautiful eyes glistening, also found opportunities to shoot out blades of ice.


Chapter 33: Yao Zhixue's Ability!