Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zheng Cheng muttered, subconsciously glancing at his level.


Upon killing this BOSS, he gained a whopping 450 soul power, elevating his level by a hefty amount.


He needed just a little over three hundred more soul power to level up to LV5.


"The Fire Rat Lair is a LV5 trial dungeon, once your level exceeds LV5, you can no longer re-enter..."


A sudden explosion sounded in the distance. Turning, he saw Yao Zhixue being chased by a few Fire Rats.


She kept retreating while freeing ice blades and ice walls to stave off the approaching Fire Rats.


In front of her, the little snow figure was red in the face, waving an ice wand, angrily shooting ice needles at the Fire Rats.


While Zheng Cheng was avoiding the Fire Rats to attack the Fire Rat Boss, these Fire Rats had all charged towards Yao Zhixue!


Yao Zhixue was indeed hardcore, even being surrounded by all these Fire Rats, she didn't let out a single whine.


Chapter 35: Yao Zhixue's Profession, Dropping Equipment