Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

A speedy Fallen One rushed forward, crossing his hands, two sharp daggers appeared in his hands.


A dense chill surged, and icy poison needles suddenly appeared on the dagger!


Just as he was about to stab these poison needles towards Zhao Yunxiao, a sudden intense pain came from his stomach, as if something wanted to break out.


He instinctively clenched his buttocks, hoping to suppress this urge to defecate.


A duel between masters, the key lies in the moment!


The moment he clenched, Zhao Yunxiao had already rushed to his front, the spear in his hand just gave a stab, directly slicing his throat!


His throat immediately burst, thick fresh blood sprayed out, even with splintered fragments of bones.


The Fallen One instinctively covered his neck, hoping to stop the blood, but it was of no avail.


Most shockingly, after losing the control of his nerves.


Chapter 53: The Fallen Ones Ignoring the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!