Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

A petite, loli-like girl with long black hair suddenly appeared.


"Is the newly-awakened nine-star professionist hiding here?"


Behind her, a ghostly pair of flesh wings materialized, highlighting her figure as she slowly advanced.


"An ordinary military camp housing four Black-Rank Night Watchers and a bunch of regular members."


"More than half of the forces of the entire Chang'an City have been gathered here, I can't believe there would still be someone…"


As she moved, the entire underground base was eerily quiet, with no one in sight.


Gym, entertainment room, combat arena, armory…


As the Mistress of the Black Sun moved forward, the entire underground base seemed to unfold before her eyes.


At the entrance of the second floor, she stopped.


As she said this, the thought of retreat emerged in her heart.


"I have one or two more years to live, there's no need to risk it here."


Chapter 61: Acute gastroenteritis instant eruption technique! Awaken, my patients!