Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The icon of this surgical mutation skill was surprisingly... the shape of a dagger!


[You have learned a new skill: Tetanus Blade!]


[Tetanus Blade (External/LV1): Mutation skill, requires an equipped weapon (knives, swords, axes, daggers, spears, bows and arrows, etc.) for use. Any of your physical attacks that inflict damage on the opponent might (10%) infect the opponent with Clostridium Tetani. ]


[Once the target is infected with Clostridium Tetani, they may experience symptoms such as muscle spasms, severe spasms, generalised weakness, dizziness, headache, hyperreflexia, hallucinations, speech and action confusion, etc., in a short period. ]


Looking at this so-called "Tetanus Blade" skill, Zheng Cheng almost broke down.


I'm a bloody priest, why the hell am I getting a physical attack skill like Tetanus Blade?


Am I supposed to slash the monsters with a knife?


Chapter 63: A Skill for Lol! 1050 points of Mental Attribute ?!