Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Zhao Yunxiao nodded and said, "There's only one spot left. The agency only recruited nine new people this year, including Song Chaoyu."


"And all of you are from Weihe Town, so I'd like to know your thoughts on this."


The three of them looked at each other, but no one spoke.


This slot represents considerable gains for anyone.


As Captain Yunxiao mentioned, this exploration of the secret realm is merely an ordinary one, but the rewards are plentiful.


Wouldn't it be best if it could be given to a student who they trust and is close to them?


Yao Zhixue was the first to say, "I don't know anyone else well, so I will abstain from recommending."


Song Chaoyu opened her mouth but ended up closing it again.


Her status was too special that she somehow secured the status of a professionist.


Now, she was under surveillance of the Night's Watch.


In this situation, it was better not to stick her neck out.


Chapter 74: Cai Shen's Opportunity? A Professional Clan!